ACE ATTORNEYS VS THEM ALL
CHAPTER 11
ACE ATTORNEY VS THE ROOM
johnny walked into the flower shop
"ohai doggy"
"ohai jonny didnt know it was u" said the person
"thats cause its not" said not johnny
"wait what" said the person and she got punch in the face and gumshoe stole all the money in the jar and ran out to the vending machine and got instant noodles
"why did u just do that" said edgeworth
"im hungry pal" said gumshoe eating the noodles
and then phoenix got HIT BY A CAR
"owwww." said phoenix "see it wasnt a curse, cause curses arent real"
"you HAVE a curse" said apollo
"nah thats just me having a bad day" said phoenix
the guy got out of the car
"heyyy uhhh, i soh sorry bout hittin y', i hope ah dident hurt ya, ohai phoenix"
"who are u"
"im johnny"
"wat" said gumshoe "johnny is the guy hurt lady thought i was"
"ha ha ha" laughed johnny "i gess noone knows its me ha ha ha"
"hey jonny" said link "do u know where a giant is"
"o ya, come ohn ged in, i show u to great giant"
"wow really ok"
they all got in the car and drove to johnnys house
"thehe she is my giant love" said johnny going tot he house when he suddenly got very horrified "o no o NO no NO she is NAWT my giant love she is NAWT, she is my giant DISSAPOINTMENT i tell u quick hide before she hears us"
they got behind the trash can and looked through the window and saw a guy havin sex with a woman
"tats lisa, and my best frend mark" said jonny "why wud mark do dis to me, hes my best frend"
jonny stared sadly at the football of memories tat was sitting outside the door and he remembered all those fun days of throwing footballs around in their suits
"damn sorry johnny u mite need help" said apollo
"yeah, i call my frend physciatrist now"
and then a guy in glasses and a suit came and johnny told him about his days with his best friend mark and lisa
"ull be fine" said siciatrist
"wat u shud be fired i cud have said that i probably did too" said apollo
"hey im working for free cause hes my frend" said him and he left
"damn, i cant beleev something o sad cud appen to me, so anyway hows ur sex life" said johnny
"it will never be a thing when i think about it" said phoenix "so many chances but i was like nope, i am a fool"
"ha ha ha great story phoenix" said johnny
they went into the house and saw it was a party
"happy birthday johnny" said mark going to hug johnny
"hey hows ur sex life" said jonny
"WAT U KNOW" shouted mark goin to fite
"no no mark i do NOT wanna fight u" said jonny
"o ok" said mark goin to shake hands and be friends again but jonny pushed him away
"GET AWAY FROM ME U BASTED, GET OWTTA HEER"
"woa woa woa jonny thats not ok" said the siciatrist, except he had black hair no glasses different face and everything about him was different but he was the same psychiatrist from before he just looks a little bit different theres no contradiction here
"why"
"fighting is bad and if u do it ull face the wrath of the lawyers"
"HES RIGHT" shouted edgeworth and he arrested him
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "i apollo justice am fine i mean phoenix is sick so im here wait thats not it i mean im READY, ur judge i mean honor wait judge honor no ur not judge so ur SIR"
"try again" said miss judge "so johnnys guilty, i saw it myself"
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"johnny did it" said the judge
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "JOHNNY COULDNT HAVE DONE IT BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES HIM"
"so" said edgeworth
"so he has no motive to do it cause noone hates him and u only fight people u hate which means he cudnt have fought someone he loves. ESPECIALLY NOT HIS BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND"
"NOOOOOO" screaemd judge and she declared herself guilty
"wow im so lucky to have u as my second best friend" said johnny giving apollo a hug
"hey johnny i have confession to make i had sex with lisa"
"IM FED UP WIT THIS WORLD" shouted jonny and he broke everything threw stuff out window destroyed the house
"wow" said athena "hes running wild with anger and sadness"
and then widget broke and johnny killed himself
"AHHH HES DEAD" said mario
and then his body lit up and he STOOD UP
and he was PALE AND HAD RED EYES AND BAT WINGS AND FANGS
"so u were lookin for a giant huh" said johnny
"yeah"
"well come awn get in"
they all got in and johnny drove the car into the sky and then they were in the clouds and johnny took them into a room and hit a ? block and ate the yellow mushroom and he turned giant
"now my friends i shall join u as u fight the moon! riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp"
and then vampire wiseau became bat and flew into the sky
"ok so now we have the court to go to" said phoenix
"right" said link playing the song of portals and they went to the last place
TO BE CONTINUED AT THAT PLACE