ACE CROSSOVER

CHAPTER 12

ACE ATTORNEY VS ACE ATTORNEY

"yea i had a feeling this was the pl WAT THE FUCK" said apollo as they stepped out into ace attorney world but there were dark clouds everywhere and there were people outside the courts protesting with "FUCK THE LAW"

"whaaaat" said athena "how long have we been gone"

"doesnt matter, this was gonna happen eventually" phoenix tried to sound smart

"ITS THE LAWYERS, GET EM" shouted a guy pointing at phoenix apollo athena and edgeworth and the 9 of them ran to the agency

"wait WHERES THE AGENCY GONE" shouted apollo and he looked up and saw it was now a really tall tower of blackness

"wat did dark phoenix do dis" said gumshoe

"but we must consider, how could one do something so difficult alone" said phoenix

"hmmm its covered in black paint AAAAAGH AND IT BURNS" shouted apollo

"hmmm we gotta get in there and stop darknix" said hermoine

"maybe put a portal inside" said mario

"no that wont work" said hermoine "i cant decide where exactly portals go just the world"

"damn" said edgey "well lets look around fo-"

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

AND THEN TWO RABBIDS IN DARK WATER OF DARK LINK CAME RUNNING AT THEM

"AAAH" shouted them all except phoenix who just stared

they were all beated with plungers but before they died phoenix slap both of them and they died

"wow wtf" said apollo "whered dey come from"

"idk but look they drop plungers" said athena

they took both plungers and stuck em to wall and the black paint didnt burn em so they climbed up to the window and got in

they climbed the tower fighting dark paint things to not die

and then they got to the top and dark phoenix was there

"DARK NICK" shouted phoenix "u may have taken over law u may have killed trucy and u will kill me which is obvious"

"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "no we will not lose to u"

"u already have" said darknick and he click fingers and then BLACK BOWSER LANDED IN FRONT OF THEM

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK" he rored

"wow hes black and hes evil racist" said phoenix

"no" said apollo and then mairo ran at bowser and used mushrooms to get bigger an bowser breathed black fire at him so mario use a paint bucket to absorb the blackness

an then he use fire flower and burned the blackness away so bowser was normal and then they all ran at bowser and got him to the ground

and while he was down apollo ran to darknix to fite him

BETRAYAL

and then he shook hands with him and took the money

"i led em straight to ya" laughed apollo evilly

"good man apollo heres ur money" said darknix

"APOLLO WHAT AR U DOING" shouted athena

"KAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKA" laughed apollo "he promised me lotsa lotsa money if i hand u over to u"

"NO"

"well he also said hed kill trucy if i didnt but IT WAS THE MONEY I REALLY WANTED"

and then apollo grabbed his bracelet and time slowed down and he arrested them all and threw them in the dungeon

"HA HA HA HA" laughed apollo "TEH DARKNESS WILL WIN THE LAW U FUCKERS! DARK AGE OF THE MASTER RACE!"

he slammed teh bars closed

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH APOLLO U FUCKER WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE ILL THROW A POLICEMAN AT U HARDER THAN LAST TIME AND THEN ILL THROW YOU INTO THE VOLCANO" screamed athena

"heh heh" said phoenix "is this all part of my "curse"? lol apollo hated me for being a fuck to him, it was only a matter of time..."

"HAHGHAGUAIVUCBBAP2VTBIOAVTBVU5AOIP" screamed athena and she hit the cell door and it fell open

"wow that was easy" said ron

and athena ran out to find apollo

they all followed her outside where apollo had murdered every fucking protester that was there earlier and they could get into the court

they ran in and the court was in session for the trial of apollo justice

"APOLLO WHY WUD U DO THIS TO US" shouted prosecutor athena

"let us not be too hasty miss cykes" said defense attorney edgeworth "he is being controlled by the dark magic of king lears curse

"do you have EVIDENNNNNNCE?"

"yes his name is phoenix wright"

phoenix came

"curses are fake"

"NO" shouted edgeworth

"i see no reason to continue this trial" said the giant black redeyed judge in justice for all "apollo justice i declare you... GUILTY"

he swung his hammer down

DEATH

AND IT HIT LINK HERMOINE AND GUMSHOE AND THEY DIED

"NOOOOOOOOO" shouted phoenix "O LET DIS NOT BE MADNESS GOD"

SUFFERING

and that was when he realized TRUCY in the dead remains

"NO NO NO" screamed phoenix

he couldnt see her but he smelled her dead body and felt her dead body and tasted her dead body it was definitelty her

and edgey can confirm it

"FUCK THIS" shouted athena "links dead how are we gonna get back to save kyle?!"

then phoenix felt around links body and took out the ocarina of time and played the song of healing and the judge was healed of his evil

"riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp" sang the giant judge and he vanished

"ok lets go back and end this probably fake bullshit" said phoenix

"wait im gonna stay with trucy and apollo" said athena

"as will i" said edgey cause he was sad gumshoe was dead

"ok lets go ron and mario" said phoenix and he played the song of portals to go back to kyle hyde world

===KYLE HYDE WORLD===

"ha one minute left before moon comes crashing hyde" said harry

"dammit wheres phoenix" said kyle getting scared

"ok dis is just for pointless drama at this point, lets drop it" and harry took out his wand and went to end the time limit

BUT THEN PHOENIX JUMPED FROM THE SKY AND HIT HIM OFF THE SKY AND LANDED HIM ON THE ROOF

"UUUU" shouted harry "BUT UR BLIND"

"YA, BUT I GOT MY 4 OTHER SENSES, DAT ARE STRONGER THAN STUPID SIGHT" shouted phoenix "AND IM GONNA USE DEM SENSES TO TAKE U DOWN, HARRY POTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"

he grab a sword from the suit of armor dat was conveniently ther and harry was good sport so he magicked a sword of his own not a gun an they foght for like half a minute it was really awesome because harry was ready and wasnt getting his ass kicked instantly like their previous fights, but then they remembered the moon was there so ron grabed harry from behind

"SHAMEFUL" shouted harry "YOU ARE THE CANCER OF THE BATTLEFIELD RON WEEDLY"

"PLAY IT PHONIX" shouted ron

"OK"

phoenix took out the ocarina and played

"riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp"

"THAT WONT DO SHIT" shouted harry

"riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp" sang voices from other worlds

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" screamed harry as 4 giant portals appeared and then eyore, loosha, johnny and udgey stepped out of them and grabbed the moon and pushed and it stopped falling

"woooooah shit man" said kyle "u actually got em"

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" shouted mario "finally dis shit is over"

"yeah it was over from the start when u think about it" said phoenix

"nothing cud ruin this happy day of saviour" said ron

DEATH

DAMMIT RON, NOW DAT U SAID DAT HARRY GRABBED A KNIFE AND STABBED RON, but thats not where the death was cause ron was still alive

"YOUUUUU" shouted harry "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he screamed at the moon and he took out wand and flew into air and threw magic at the moon and it PUNCHED THE FOUR GIANTS AWAY

"PUUUUUNIIIIIISH HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM" screamed harry and the moon kept falling

"O GOD O GOD O FUUUUUCK" shouted kyle "PHOENIX, THE SONG OF PORTALS, QUI-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

and then the moon fell

and there was

NOTHING