ACE ATTORNEY VS EVERYTHING

FINAL CHAPTER

ACE ATTORNEY VS DARK HARRY POTTER

"ok we must be prepared for this guy" said phoenix armed with frying pan

"how we know when he comes" said apollo

"the agency will be in an earthquake just for itself, then the portal will be in charley"

"ok lets do this" said athena

and then the agency shook hard

"OK HEER IT IS GET REDDY GUUUUUIZ" shouted phoenix

after the shaking stopped they all instantly noticed the portal on charley

a leg stook out and it was black

"here he comes" said phoenix quietly as dark phoenix came out

"greetings phoe-"

"DIE MUDDYFUCKTER!" screamed them and the three attacked dark phoenix with their office things

"ooooow" shouted darknix and he stook his head through the portal and went back out

and then HARRY POTTER CAME THROUGH AND MAGIC WANDED THEIR WEAPONS AWAY

"U HAVE NO FIGHTING HONOR" shouted harry

"said the guy who sent this guy to our world" said phoenix "and dont pretend u didnt do it, that portal goes to YOUR world"

"dammit" said harry "how did u know, theres no way to time travel, and zero escape is just a game"

"well" said phoenix "less just say time zones are really really convenient"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" shouted harry picking up darknix "we will NOT be stopped so easily!"

and then dark hermoine and dark ron came out with lots of dark creatures and dark voldemort and dark mario dark link dark rabbids dark tom nook dark curley dark lear dark fool dark nile dark tigger dark don paolo dark descole dark mark and dark manfred von karma

"WE WILL DARKEN THE HELL OUT OF THIS LAW" shouted the darkness and it turned to gas and spread over the world

and then the rest of the darkness became more solid and formed mobile fortress for dark phoenix and harry

"come get us attorneys, what are u gonna do sign are execution forms?"

they laughed at the useless attorneys

"WERE NOT USELESS, LAWYERS ARE THE BEST PEOPLE IN DIS DARK AGE OF THE LAW" shouted apollo "WERE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

they ran to the leg of the fortress to climb it but it moved and made it walk and it CRUSHED the gatewater hotel

dark missiles flew everywhere, some of them were dogs

then the phone rang and phoenix answered it

"MR WRIGHT SURRENDER YOURSELF PAL" shouted gumshoe

"AAAA gumshoe im not the culprit" said phoenix

"BULLSHIT PAL, ITS COMING FROM UR OFFICE AND WE SEE SPIKY HAIR ON THE DRIVER, UR UNDER ARREST"

and then police cars surrounded teh agency so tehy jump on the polices heads as steps while dodgin their bullets and ran after the fortress

phoenix made a phoen call to someone

"HELLO TRUCY? GET OVER HERE AND BRING UR MAGIC PANTIES"

a cloud of smoke appeared and trucy was there

"hi daddy what u need"

"put us in ur panties"

"i can understand athena but u guys?

"JUST DO IT"

"creepy but fine"

she put them all in her pants and she made them disappear

and they reappeared on top of the fortress

"wow were on" said athena

"yeah, lets go stop em"

"I DUN THIK SO" shouted DARK VOLDEMORT

"WAT" shouted phoenix "get out of our way"

"no, when im workin with harry u KNOW i mean business"

so athena pick him up and threw him over edge

"uhhh ok" said phoenix

they ran up to the balcony and darknix and harry were there with their backs turned

phoenix wasnt sure who he hated more but harry was the one who killed him so he ran at harry pickin up a pipe and tried to hit his hed but harry teleported at last second

"ohai phoenix" said darknix and he pointed at him and wind blew phoenix away into harry who hit in from behind

"NO FIGHTING HONOR" shouted phoenix

"fine be that way" said harry and he got another pipe and tehy fought in the background while apollo and atena were failing to hit darknix cause he was too fast to hit but he hit them a lot it hurt

"now let me take u to dark place where ull die" said darknix and phoenix tried to run to them but harry pick him up and threw him off, and the police caught him and tried to arrest him but phoenix was like nope and he threw meekins all the way up to the balcony, then stole his phone to call someone

"ha ha nice throw harry" said darknix "now i shall kill these two-"

"HALT WE HAB YOU SURROUNDED" shouted meekins

"hey meekins theres 50 bucks in the basement"

"ok"

meekins went to get the bucks

while darknix was distracted phoenix jumped back to the balcony and stab darknix in the with the master sword he got from link which is who he called, and then darknix disappeared

"NOOOOOOOOOO" shouted harry and the dark cloud disappeared

"YEEEEEEEEEES" shouted phoenix but then the police surrounded him "oh fuck NOOOO now i cant prove darknix existed"

===AT THE TRIAL===

"so u see mr your honor" said harry "i witnessed it all, that man dragged me with him to watch the destruction of the city, i was so scared"

"wow ur so brave" said judge

"no this didnt happen hes lying" shouted phoenix but it was no use cause he didnt bring evidence with him from the future, only main items were left and they proved nothing

"MR WRIGHT U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, I THOUGHT U WERE AN ACE ATTORNEY BUT CLEARLY NOT, IM SENDING YOU TO 500000000 YEARS IN HIGH SECURITY PRISON WITH TORTURE CHAMBER AND ETERNAL LIFE"

"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "ur honor let me turn this around"

"ok you have one chance or u get 1000% penalty"

"alright the evidence that will reveal the truth of this case is... TAKE TAHT" he presented the lens of truth they got in chapter 4 "link says this reveals the truth including the COURT truth, so we can find the truth with this"

"WOWWWW" shouted judge "it says harry was actually the mastermind behind the entire thing and darknix was a dark version of phoenix"

"NOOOO WHAT" shouted payne

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed harry "ILL KILL YOU PHOENIX"

they fought but without darkness in him harry got his ass kicked AGAIN, and he was finally thrown in prison

===AFTER THE TRIAL===

"u did it mr wright" said apollo

"yeah, i cant believe we had the evidence that would save us all this time" said phoenix

"i totally planned that" said barrylawn "(actually i completely forgot about that thing until randomly when writing chapter 10 and dats when i got the idea im amazing)"

"were making harry magic the repair of everything" said edgeworth

"wow thanks edge"

"however hes being very hard to reason with, ull pay for the labour of doing it yes?"

"wait what"

"it costs about $1000 every minute of arguin with that little brat"

"what what"

"not 2 mention u still have to pay $10000 for repair costs magic or not"

"what what what"

"what what what WHAT" said edgeworth "if u have something to say say it"

"ok"

OBJECTION!!!

THE END