Jayfeather: I'm going somewhere!
Lionblaze: I'll go with him!
Thornclaw: Sure! Go on!
At the meeting place:
Mistyfoot: Your here! Finally!
Jayfeather: Where's Breezpelt?
Tawnypelt: He's with Sorreltail, remember?
Jayfeather: Oh yeah!
Breezpelt bursts out of the bushes.
Breezpelt: She's amazing! She got me free waffles!
Lionblaze: WAFFLES ARE THE DREAM 😴!
Tawnypelt: OMG!
Mistyfoot: WOW!
Jayfeather: What's the big deal?
Everyone gasps.
Jayfeather: What? Waffles aren't that nice anyway.
Lionblaze + Breezepelt: YOU DONT LIKE WAFFLES?
Breezpelt stands up.
Mistyfoot: I'll start!
Breezepelt sits down.
Mistyfoot: I choose Breezpelt. Truth or dare?
Breezpelt: DARE! YAAAASSSSS! DARE ME! DARE ME! DARE ME!
Mistyfoot: Alrighty, I dare you to tell all of the clans at a gathering that you're actually a waffle.
Breezepelt: I'd love to be a waffle!
10 minutes later...
Breezpelt: I TAKE THAT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK! I'D HATE TO BE A WAFFLE!
SHADOWCLAN CAT: EAT IT!
WINDCLAN CAT: CHASE THE WAFFLE!
RIVERCLAN CAT: GET FAT ON WAFFLE!
THUNDERCLAN CAT: THAT WAFFLE IS MINE!
Everyone jumps on runs after his fellow truth or darers.
Breezpelt: Ok, I don't want to be a waffle. (Panting)
Jayfeather: They nearly ate you!
Breezpelt: I know.
Mistyfoot: Breezpelt, your turn.
Jayfeather: Don't pick me. Don't pick me.
Breezpelt: I pick Jayfeather.
Jayfeather! *sighs* of course you'd pick me.
Breezpelt: Truth or dare?
Jayfeather: Dare…
Breezpelt: I dare you to yell out the first thing that comes to your mind
Jayfeather: For Starclan's sake. Do you really want to know?
Breezpelt: YES!
Jayfeather: Sure?
Breezpelt: YESSSSSS!
Jayfeather: Sure?
Breezpelt: Stop stalling!
Jayfeather: I'm not, I'm saving you from embarrassment.
Breezpelt: Spit it out!
Jayfeather: Fine! *Yells* Breezpelt used to call Crowfeather 'my beautiful, fabulous, amazing, stupendous, gorgeous, sweet dada'!
Breezpelt: That's not true!
Everyone (except Breezpelt): *sniggers*
Mistyfoot: Your denial tells us that it's completely true.
Breezpelt: *scoffs in disbelief* Y-you believe him!?
Tawnypelt: yeah, We all do.
They argue until…
Jayfeather: Guys, guys, stop. It's my go now.
Lionblaze: who do you chose?
Jayfeather: Mistyfoot. Truth or dare?
Mistyfoot: Truth.
Jayfeather: Ok, who would would you most like to kiss in this room?
Mistyfoot: *sweating* Jayfeather.
Everyone else: *gasp*
Jayfeather: Oh boy…
Mistyfoot: My turn, and I chose Tawnypelt. Truth or dare.
Tawnypelt: Truth.
Breezpelt: BORRIINNGGG! YOU'RE A SCAREDY CAT! SCARED THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET DARED SOMETHING BAD!
Tawnypelt: Hmph.
Mistyfoot: What was the last thing you said to Tigerheart?
Tawnypelt: I just have to go hunting, I'll be back by sunhigh!
Jayfeather: Ah bum, I thought it was gonna be something funny.
Tawnypelt: Well, unluckily for you, it wasn't funny.
Breezepelt: Your go Tawnypelt!
Tawnypelt: I choose… Let me see… Breezepelt!
Breezpelt: Huh!?
Tawnypelt: I chose you! Truth or dare?
Breezepelt: Oh, ummm… Dare.
Tawnypelt: I dare you to act like a girl to Heathertail.
Breezepelt: Oh boy… No way am I doing that!
Jayfeather: Then we'll make a punishment for you.
Lionblaze: Like what?
Mistyfoot: Like break up with Sorreltail!
Tawnypelt: Yeah!
Breezepelt: F-I-N-E
Jayfeather: *Snort* *Chuckle* *Laugh* He's actually doing it! *Laugh*
Breezepelt: Stop making a big deal about it! *Breezepelt's cheeks go red*
Breezepelt walks up to Heathertail.
Heathertail: Hello Breezepelt!
Breezepelt: Hi! You look nice today! (In girl voice)
Heathertail: Ummm… Breezepelt, why are you acting so strange?
Breezepelt: I'm actually a girl in disguise!
Heathertail: WHAT THE BLIMIN' HECK?! I DON'T WANNA BE MATES WITH A GIRL!
Breezepelt: We'll, good for you. I getting a new mate!
Heathertail: Who?
Breezepelt: SORRELTAIL!
Heathertail: What?!
Breezepelt runs away.
Jayfeather and Mistyfoot: (Rolling on the floor in laughter) I'm GONNA DIE!
Breezpelt: Alright, it wasn't that funny, you made me do it! (Cheeks go red)
Breezepelt: My turn, I dare Jayfeather.
Jayfeather and Mistyfoot keep laughing.
Breezpelt: I dare Jayfeather to re-name himself Jaynoeyes. Then, name Alderheart, Alderfart.
Jayfeather: (Immediately stops laughing) No.
I didn't even choose dare!
Breezepelt: You were too busy laughing, so I chose for you!
Jayfeather: Fair enough. I'll do it.
ThunderClan camp…
Firestar: So, you wish to change your name to Jaynoeyes?
Jayfeather: yes.
Firestar: That is not an appropriate name, so no.
Jayfeather walks to Leafpool.
Jayfeather: Change my name to Jaynoeyes.
Leafpool: I cannot do that, but from now on, I, and the other medicine cats, will call you Jaynoeyes.
At the medicine gathering.
Jayfeather: I wish to change Alderheart's name.
Alderheart: Oh, ok!
Jayfeather: I call upon my warrior ancestors to….. Alderheart, from this day forth, you will be known as Alderfart, because you do the stinkiest of eggy farts.
Alderfart: I don't! (Does a really stinky eggy fart)
All the cats are gone because of Alderfart's fart.
At the T or D meeting place…
Jayfeather: (Before anyone can say anything) I dare Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: Oh, yay!
Jayfeather: I dare you, to paint yourself the colour of mothwing, and go into Riverclan camp. Then, say you are the boy version of Mothwing.
Lionblaze: Ok, Sounds fun!
Lionblaze paints himself Mothwing colour, then goes into Riverclan camp.
Lionblaze: I am Boy Mothwing! Weeeee!
Leopardstar: Huh? GET OUT OF MY CAMP NOW, WHOEVER YOU ARE!
Lionblaze: Ok!
He runs away.
Tawnypelt: I'm due on hunting patrol now.
Mistyfoot and Jayfeather: I need to go too!
Mistyfoot: Jinxs. And bye!
They go.