'Let's go, Lu! We got a malfunctioning outhouse in the nearby park!' Mario exclaimed, waking his brother up from a deep sleep.

'Oh man! 5 more minutes, please!' Luigi moaned.

After eating a quick breakfast, the bros drove out to the park.

'So, what's the deal with the outhouse?' Luigi asked.

'Sounded like someone stuffed a whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet.' Mario replied.

But when they got there, they found out it wasn't a big roll of toilet paper, it was something more disgusting.

'Oh, gross!' Luigi groaned.

'That is really unnatural!' Mario agreed.

After holding their breath for what seemed like forever, they got the toilet unclogged. And they couldn't be more pleased if they tried!

'Whew! I am never going to look at fish the same ever again!' Luigi said, very relieved to be done.

'That must have been 1 very bad fish dinner to have caused that big of a clog!' Mario replied.

'Or just someone with a sensitive stomach.'