Jayfeather: Why do I always have to say something first?
Lionblaze: I actually don't know…
Jayfeather: Well, you have to say something first next time.
Lionblaze: Ok!
They wander to the truth or dare meeting spot.
Mistfoot: Hey, dudes.
Tawnypelt: She's obsessed with that word, dudes, now. Oh, and hi.
Breezepelt: I have some EXCITING NEWS!
Jayfeather: what?
Breezepelt: Sorreltail's expecting kits! They're gonna be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_-
Jayfeather: BREEZEPELT! STOP! YOU'RE GOING CRAZY! QUICK! GET A MEDICINE CAT!
Tawnypelt: You're a medicine cat…
Jayfeather: OH, YES, I FORGOT. QUICK! GET SOME HERBS TO DRIVE HIM BACK TO SANITY!
Breezepelt: I'm ok.
Jayfeather: YOU MEAN I USED MY WORDS FOR NOTHING!
Breezepelt: Umm… I guess.
Jayfeather: Anyway, Mistyfoot, truth or dare?
Mistyfoot: Dare!
Everyone except Mistyfoot: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Jayfeather: I dare you to ask your crush out.
Mistyfoot: Are you kidding me?
Jayfeather: No, ask them out.
Mistyfoot: Ok… Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: Yes…
Mistyfoot: Do you… want… to… go… to… dominoes… with…. Me… tomorrow?...
Jayfeather: What the heck
Mistyfoot: Do you?
Jayfeather: Heck no! Actuallly I'll think about it…
Mistyfoot: Good. Right, Tawnypelt! Truth or dare?
Tawnypelt: Dare!
Breezepelt: Guys, OMG! Tawnypelt picked Dare.
Everyone (except Tawnypelt): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Mistyfoot: I dare you to… to… to… to.., to… to.., to… to… to…to… to… to… to… to… to… to… to… to… mess up a medicine cat gathering.
At the medicine caty gathering.
Littlecloud: It is now time to share with our ancestors.
Tawnypelt: *Jumps out of the depths of the moonpool* Ahhh, Ahhh, Ahhh-ahhh Yeah Yeah, Do Do Do Do DA!
Mothwing: Umm….
Willowshine: *Sniggers*
Kestrelflight: *Chuckles*
Littlecloud: STOP THIS AT ONCE TAWNYPELT! YOU'RE EMBARASSING SHADOWCLAM!
mOTHWING: I didn't know Shadow clan was a clam shell.
Littlecloud is furious.
Littlecloud: Shadowclan is 1 word y'know!
Jayfeather: *Rolls on the floor hysterically and dies of laughter*
Leafpool:…
Alderfart:…
Everyone:…
Jayfeather undies.
Jayfeather: Did you see that!
Everyone: YES!
Jayfeather: I can undie! I'm invincible!
Littlecloud: Let me try! Make me laugh!
Jayfeather: You have undies.
Mothwing: How do you get a baba astronaught to sleep?
Littlecloud: Dunno.
Mothwing: You roc-
Tawnypelt: *Spins in the air* Helycoptar Helycoptar, Helicopter! HAHA I FINALLY SPELT IT RIGHT!
Littlecloud dies of laughter.
He undies.
Littlecloud: Ha. I can do it!
Jumps off cliff. Dies. Doesn't undie.
Jayfeather jumps off cliff. Dies. Undies.
At the truth or dare meeting place…
Breezepelt is beating up Jayfeather. Jayfeather dies. Then he undies.
Tawnnypelt: Breezy, truth or dare?
Breezepelt: Darey mc mary says dare.
Tawnypelt: I dare you to run into camp and stir up some drama, because I've figured out the invincibility. Only we get it when we're doing a dare on in the scene of a dare. The dare was over, so Littlecloud died.
Lionblaze: Ah, that makes so much more sense!
Breezepelt: Ok!
Goes to the Windclan camp.
Breezepelt: Hey, Heathertail! Attack me!
Heathertail: I'd be happy !
Heathertail kills Breezepelt in the middle of camp.
Everyone sees.
Ravenpaw appears.
Ravenpaw: I've witnessed a murder! Oh no! There goes my entire personality! *Summersaults away with paws over his cheeks.
Onestar: I send you into exile for killing a cat.
Heathertail: Bruh.
Goes away.
Onestar: :P
Breezepelt: :P
Onestar: Thanks Breezy, I've been trying to get rid of her forever.
Breezepelt: Your welcome! :D
Back at the truth or dare place…
Breezepelt: Jayfeather, T or D?
Jayfeather: Tea Or Deep… Good question. Tea.
Breezepelt: I mean truth or dare.
Jayfeather: Oh, Dare!
Breezepelt: I dare you to take this kit.
Kit appears
Jayfeather: O-O that's baby me.
Breezepelt: It's a test. So don't reject it.
Jayfeather: I won't. And by the way, Lionblaze lft like half way through because he was too scared that we might get caught.
Mistyfoot+Tawnypelt: Mhm… Yeah sounds reasonable.
Jayfeather: Jinx.
Mistyfoot and Tawnypelt: It doesn't count, you weren't saying it.
Mistyfoot+Tawnypelt: Jinx! Double Jinx! Triple Jinx! Quadruple Jinx! Quintuple Jinx! Sextuple Jinx! Septuple Jinx! Octuple Jinx! Nonuple Jinx! Decuple Jinx! I give up… Bye guys, I must go.
Everyone else: Me too! Jinx! Double Jinx! Triple Jinx! Quadruple Jinx! Quintuple Jinx! Sextuple Jinx! Septuple Jinx! Octuple Jinx! Nonuple Jinx! Decuple Jinx! I give up… Bye!
The End