Bonus story: Jayfeather's Show
Jayfeather walks onto the stage. He sees his camera man, Lionblaze, and his co-host, Breezepelt come to stand next to him.
Breezepelt: Hello, there young one.
Jayfeather: Just to point out, you're not much older than me.
Breezepelt: Umm… Can we just start the show?
Jayfeather walks over to Lionblaze and whispers something in his ear. Lionblaze nods and a wide grin spreads across his face. Slamming his paw onto a big red button and pressing play at the same time, Lionblaze's not able to get any wider grin, got wider. A massive bucket of slime plummet down on Breezepelt, and he screeched at until his screech-o-meter went to maximum screech. Jayfeather casually strolled onto the stage as if he had nothing to do with the slime, even though he did have something to do with it.
Jayfeather: Right, what were you saying about starting the show?
Breezepelt jumped into the hot tub that had appeared randomly.
Breezepelt: Just start already!
He jumps out the hot tub, clean and hot. The tub disappears.
Jayfeather: It already has.
They clean up and finally get ready. Lionblaze presses record, and the show starts.
Jayfeather: Welcome to the Truth or Dare Show! Hosted by the one and only Jayfeather, with the co-host… Breezepelt! Also, there's this guy called Lionblaze back there. I'm not gonna give him a proper introduction because his chapters suck.
Lionblaze: Hey! MY CHAPTERS ARE TOTALLY THE BEST! WITH LOTS OF BORDER PATROLS AND STUFF WHEN YOU'RE TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME! ALSO, DID I FORGET TO INCLUDE THAT CINDERPELT STUFF! THAT'S WAY MORE INTRESTING THAN YOU FRETTING ABOUT HALF MOON OR WHATEVER!
Jayfeather: Anyway… Let's get started! First up, we have Alderfart with a dare.
Alderfart appears in the center of the stage. Did I forget to mention Jayfeather was standing in the center of the stage? Alderfart appeared inside of Jayfeather.
Alderfart: Umm… What's going on?
Jayfeather: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SQUILF'S CHILD?
Alderfart: Dunno…
Jayfeather: What the hell?
Lionblaze: One moment!
He presses a big, blue button, and Alderfart teleports uninside Jayfeather. They are separated.
Jayfeather: Right, Alderfart, you must complete this dare, then you can go.
Alderfart: Umm… Ok…
Jayfeather: The dare says you must go to twoleg place and drag Velvet back to the clans.
Alderfart: Umm… Sure!
Alderfart disappears in a poof of smoke.
Jayfeather: Whilst we wait for him to get to twoleg place, we'll do the next dare! Oh wait, this one's a truth! And it's for… Drumroll please!
Breezepelt and Lionblaze had already prepared for a drum roll, and they bring out one thousand angry cats from the Dark Forest. The herd of cats charge back and forth on the stage. When Lionblaze blows his whistle, they all run into a cupboard and Breezepelt locks it.
Jayfeather: What the hell?
Lionblaze: I told you we were prepared for anything! Do you remember? It was ages ago.
Jayfeather: Sure whatever. Anyhow, this is for Berrythenose! We're going to ask him if he likes Poppyfrost or Honeyfern best!
Berrynose appears in the center of the stage, and Jayfeather is careful to stay extremely far away from the center of the stage. He looks bemused and annoyed.
Berrynose: Hey! I was just stuffing my face with all the fresh-kill I could find!
Jayfeather: You can go if you answer one question.
Berrynose: One question! That sounds easy enough!
Jayfeather: Ok, do you prefer Honeyfern or Poppyfrost?
Honeyfern and Poppyfrost appear on stage, locked in seperate glass rooms. They're yelling hystericly at Berrynose but he can't hear them. He's just staring in shock at the two cats.
Berrynose: How did they get here?
Jayfeather: Never mind that! There's a twist to the question. Whichever one you chose will exit and come back with you (including Honeyfern. She'll come back to life.). The one you don't chose, will plummet down the drop of doom.
Berrynose: Umm… I chose Honeyfern. I'm sorry Poppyfrost.
Poppyfrost screams and the floor parts beneath her. She falls. Berrynose and Honeyfern are gone now too.
Jayfeather: We'll now check up on Alderfart at twolegplace!
Alderfart is standing by the door of Velvet's house, tail flicking. Velvet sees him from the backyard and leaps over the fence.
Velvet: Hi!
Alderfart takes a deep breath.
Alderfart: COME WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Velvet: Umm… what? Sure…
Alderfart: Ok! Follow me!
Velvet and Alderfart play follow the leader, but Alderfart's the leader every time. They make it to ThunderClan camp.
Velvet: This was nice, but I'd better go now.
Alderfart: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A massive lump of mud falls on Velvet.
Alderfart: 0-0
Velvet: 0-0
Velvet is now covered in mud and can't move. Goes back to the stage with Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: That's it for today I guess. I need to go for lunch now, so bye.
The End