Clyde: "On the 12th day of Christmas, the Louds gave to me:"
Lori: "Twelve Bobby texts."
Leni: "Eleven fashion tips."
Luna: Ten rocking songs."
Luan: "Nine punny jokes."
Lynn: "Eight baseball bats."
Lincoln: "Seven comic books."
Lucy: "Six creepy dolls."
Lola: "FIVE BEAUTY PAGEANT TROPHIESSSSSSS!" (Lana: "Hey, that's my bit!")
Lana: "Four monkey wrenches."
Lisa: "Three fecal tests."
Lily: "Da poo-poo."
All: "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE LOUD HOUSE FAMILYYYYYYYYY!"
THE END