Bullshit has been hitting Peter these past couple of weeks.
It all starts with Otto Octavius taking over Peter's body like a demon. And because of this, Otto made it look like Peter was being rude to Max, which resulted in him getting kicked out of Horizon High and his friends, Gwen and Anya, not only turning against him. But they had a bullshit theory that Peter was part of the Goblin Nation because of "his" behavior towards them and Max. But that theory made things go wrong when an anger-filled secret agent revealed Spider-Man's identity to them in a kidnapping-like situation.
(*flashback*)
You see, Spider-Barbie and Low-Budget Teenage Roselyn Sanchez were about to unmask those in the Goblin Nations to see if their theory about Peter being part of the Goblin Nation was correct. The three spiders were kidnapped and woke up in a large room in Horizon High, along with Miles, Harry, Max, Ock, Anna Maria, and an annoying superhero named Wade, who calls himself Deadpool. They were all kidnapped by an international agent named Bobby O'Neil, who forcibly removed Miles's, Anya's, Gwen's, and Peter's masks. And the second Spider-Man's mask came off. Gwen, Anya, and Max were shocked at who they saw behind the mask. They didn't want to accept it at first, but after the agent showed footage of Peter Parker/Spider-Man taking off his mask a couple of times in private places, Otto's memories, and a disturbing video of Peter and Otto twerking to Megan Thee Stallion. Everyone had no choice but to accept that Peter Parker, the person banned from Horizon High and abandoned by his only friends, is the web-slinging hero they all look up to. And not only that, but he has also become BFF with the now-reformed Otto Octavius.
Everyone was taken to Horizon High for a mission meeting. After Agent O'Neil tells the people what they know about the Goblin Nation, he explains his plan.
O'Neil blames and calls Peter, Gwen, and Anya "Dumb Fucks" for accidentally killing his informant, Carlo, who Gwen and Anya mistake for Peter, and was working on the inside of the Goblin Nation to take them and Adrien Toomes down. He and Carlo planned to buy a hard drive in Philadelphia containing valuable data for the Goblin Tech to find their source to take down the Goblin War. And that the briefcase he was carrying contained the buy money for the drive. But now, thanks to the three web-slinging, wall-crawling shitheads, O'Neil's plan will never work. So, he sends everyone he kidnapped on a mission to Philadelphia to get the hard drive.
And aside from the fact that O'Neil took the Spider-Team's masks and walked away, everyone, but Deadpool, was acting chaos toward Peter and Otto. But mostly towards Otto. But Deadpool was interrupting the chaos by comforting Peter and Otto and, of course, acting like a crazy moron. Wade even laughed and made fun of Gwenn and Anya about their "Peter Parker is part of the Goblin Nation'' theory. But now that the two Spider-Bitches know that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, their anger towards him worsens things, especially that story about Otto mind-swapping with Peter, which they didn't believe (Fucking Spider-Bitches). But that's all Peter wanted, someone to support him when his identity was revealed, even if Peter finds Wade annoying and weird. And hell, if it weren't for Agent O'Neil, Wade would've revealed Spider-Man's identity to them because he refuses to accept the fact of Peter taking the blame for Ock's actions and the consequences that came with it.
After that insane meeting, Wade tells them to meet at Horizon High at 5 pm sharp so they can leave for Philadelphia.
The next day after the kidnapping meeting, Max, Miles, Gwen, Anya, and Harry met at Horizon High. Miles, Gwen, and Anya had to be extremely careful swinging around the city since that scary agent confiscated their masks.
Once the five people got together, they heard someone say, "Yoo-hoo!". They all peered at the corner and saw Anna Maria, who was texting, Otto Octavius, who was eating a vegan burger, and Wade Wilson, who was waving at the five people watching them with a giant grin across his face. And, of course, Spider-Man, aka Peter Parker, was pinching the bridge of his nose with his eyes tightly shut. It looked either Peter was mainly irritated and embarrassed because of Deadpool and all the bullshit, or he had a terrible headache. All four members of the X-Force are standing behind Wade's RV.
Wade told everybody to hop on inside the RV, and everyone was impressed by the entire interior of the trailer. And if they think the interior is fantastic, wait till they see what's next.
Once everyone was in the RV, Wade typed in the Philadelphia address of where they needed to go, and the second the address was punched in, the RV started driving automatically. Max shouldn't probably be saying this, but he was a little impressed. He has seen self-driving cars before but not self-driving Recreational Vehicles. So without hesitation, Max engaged in conversation with Wade.
"So, you made this RV into a self-driving one?" Max asked
"No, not really," Wade answered. "I just came up with the idea. I got some guys over at Staten Island who designed this bad boy. And not just my guys. Peter Parker helped out too. Ain't that right, Petey?!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Peter yelled in agony in the bedroom.
"Yeah, Pete's in that much agony from his headache," Wade said with a smile. "Either it's from that mind-swapping bullshit from the Neuro-Cortex and the Living Brain with Ock, or he just can't handle little old Deadpool twenty-four/seven."
After a few seconds of pondering, Max asks what Wade wants to hear.
"Right," Max said. "So, what about this 'mind swap' between Ock and Peter?"
"Well, allow me to tell you a little story," Wade said as he placed his right arm around Max and poured wine into the cup Max was holding.
(*end of flashback*)
Peter just got out of the hospital early in the morning after Otto got out yesterday night. They have both been hurt by stopping the Vulture. Luckily, no broken bones or fractures. A bunch of bruises and deep cuts led to 30% of blood loss, and they were in the hospital for almost a week. Of course, Aunt May had to pick him up since Wade and Anna Maria picked Otto.
Peter was lying on his bed, taking a short nap. But after a few hours, he woke up. He reached for his phone, lying on his nightstand. He looks at his phone and sees that he's got three missed calls and one voicemail, all from Max Modell. Peter taps on his phone and listens to Max's voicemail. Judging by Max's tone, it sounded like guilt and regret.
"Hello, Peter. It's Max Modell. I don't know if you'll get this message. I don't even know if you got out of the hospital yet. Anyway, the only reason I'm calling is that Otto and Anna Maria came over, and they told me about the mind swap between you and Otto. Even provided evidence, believe it or not. I didn't want to believe it when your friend, Wade Wilson, explained it, but after looking at the evidence Otto and Anna Maria provided and finding out who you were under the mask, I had no choice but to accept it. All I'm trying to say is I'm so sorry, Peter. I am really and truly sorry for falsely blaming you and for permanently banning you from Horizon High. So, I'm making it up to you. You got your lab back, and you're accepted back to Horizon High. Also, Otto and Anna Maria wanted me to tell you that they also told Miles, Gwen, and Anya about the mind swap. Just know you know. Again, deeply sorry. Hope to see you again. And welcome back."
Peter couldn't believe what he had just heard over the phone. Max just apologized to him for his innocence. Now, his mind is on two different sides. One side is telling him that he's relieved that he's back in Horizon High, and the other is telling him not to go back and stay in Midtown High. (Hell, I would've said Peter fuck Horizon and stay in Midtown like goddamn!)
Peter's phone rang again. Only this time, Otto was calling him. Peter answers.
"Hey, Ock."
"Hello, Parker. How are you feeling?"
"Well, I still feel sore, but I'm feeling better now. And you?"
"Same. Listen, I'm calling because I told Max and your friends about the mind swap."
"Yeah, I know. Max called me several times and left me a voicemail, saying he's deeply sorry and is bringing me back to Horizon High."
"And did you accept the offer?"
"Not yet. I wasn't expecting you to tell them."
"Yeah, well, what kind of friend would I be to let you take the blame for my actions? And besides, 'With great power comes great responsibility, right?"
"Nice way to throw those words at me."
Both Peter and Otto chuckled over the phone.
"But, anyway, I haven't thought about going back. After these past few weeks, my mind was going crazy. I felt like I was having too many thoughts roaming around my head. And then while I was in Midtown High after I . . . I mean, you banned me from Horizon High, there was a lot I missed out in Midtown, and I didn't even notice. All the kids there who hated my guts started to be a little nice to me. So, this offer Max gave me, as you said, I'm going to need some time to think."
"Yeah, I understand. If Max tried to hire me back, I, too, would need some time to think."
"True."
"Also, another reason I'm calling is that I need help moving stuff from my father's old warehouse. I just finished cleaning up the mess The Vulture and the Goblin Nation made. Are you okay to help?"
"Yes, Otto. I told you. I'm feeling better now. I can self-heal, remember?"
"Yeah. So, I'll stop by your place to pick you up?"
"Sure."
"Alright, I'll call you when I'm outside. See you then. Bye."
"Buh-Bye."
The two hang up, and Peter sets his phone on his nightstand.
Back in Horizon High, Miles, Gwen, Anya, and Harry had finished helping with the cleanup. Anya looks around and can't find Gwen. She turns and walks up to Miles and Harry.
"Hey, guys," Anya said. "Have you seen Gwen?"
"I think she went inside the building," Miles replied
Anya walks into the Horizon High building, and after a couple of minutes of finding Gwen, she hears a sniffing sound like someone's about to cry, and it is coming from the room right next to her. She opens the door and sees Gwen on her knees in front of the Living Brain and the now-destroyed Neuro-Cortex. Anya slowly walks towards the bitch.
"Gwen?" Anya answered as she knelt next to her.
As Anya puts her arm around Gwen's shoulders, Gwen starts to speak, trying her best not to choke on her tears. Bitch better be choking on her tears. Let me tell ya.
"Peter said to me, 'With great power comes great responsibility. And when he told me about his Uncle Ben, I knew he was a true and trustworthy friend when he comforted me since my uncle became Jackal. Until a couple of weeks ago, he started acting like an ass. Or so I thought it was him. And the second that psycho agent exposed Spider-Man's secret identity to us, I was speechless. My mind was blank, and I had mixed feelings. But after Peter and Ock almost sacrificed themselves and took down Toomes and the Goblin Nation, I knew I would lose Peter. I went from having mixed feelings to regretting them. But now, my regret had gotten way much worse when-"
Gwen tried to finish what she was about to say, but she was choking on her tears and trying not to cry. But cry bitch. What the fuck are you waiting for?
"*voice breaking* When Ock told us all the truth. The real truth. With actual proof. I didn't want to believe it. But now, I-"
Gwen is still trying not to cry, but after accepting the facts, Gwen starts to bawl on Anya's shoulder with tears streaming down her face.
"Oh, God, Anya!" Gwen said, still sobbing on Anya's shoulder. "What have we done?! Ock is one thing. But Peter, . . . *sniff* *gasping* God, we hated him for nothing! We stopped being friends with him! We accused him of being part of the Goblin Nation! And now that we know he's Spider-Man and that he's innocent, I . . . *sniff* *still sobbing* God, we almost lost him three times!"
Anya was not doing so well herself. And that's a good thing for me. For the reader, ehhhhhhhhhhhhh, possibly not so much.
"I understand," Anya said. "When I first met Peter, I was pissed at him for destroying my machine at Midtown High. After that, he was like my personal pet peeve, and I was not too fond of that. But after the whole Spider-Island bullshit, Pete is a fantastic guy. Still is. *voice breaking* Because now-"
Anya was also trying not to cry. Yes, she hated Peter's guts back then. And that was before Spider-Island. But then Otto Octavius had to show up. And in Peter's body, for that matter. But it couldn't be her's and Gwen's fault for shutting Peter out of their lives. They didn't know about the whole Peter/Otto mind swap until now. But still, just like Gwen, she felt an infinite amount of guilt and regret toward Peter. She and Gwen hated Peter for something Otto did to make it look like Peter was guilty. Especially when they both had this stupid bullshit theory about Peter being part of the Goblin Nation; that theory was thrown out the window when Spider-Man's identity was revealed right in front of their faces. That made her and Gwen even more pissed at Peter, even though Peter has sound reasons for not telling them he's Spider-Man. But after Peter and Otto ended up in the hospital, she too was scared that she would lose Peter. But things got much worse when Otto and Anna Maria told them about the mind swap. She and Gwen didn't want to believe it at first. But after Otto and Anna Maria show them the evidence, she and Gwen realize they made a huge mistake. They shut Peter out of their lives for something he didn't do. And now, she and Gwen had to live with this pain, guilt, and regret. Good! That is fucking amazing!
After some pondering, Anya failed to hold back and started to sob loudly into Gwen's shoulders as tears began to stream down her face, and she and Gwen were holding on to each other by embracing.
"Oh, God! You're right, Gwen! *sob* We were horrible to Peter! We should've . . . *sniff* *gasp* we should've visited him at the hospital. *sobbing hard*."
After crying and talking for a couple of minutes, the two spider-female crybabies started to say the same thing about Peter.
"I love him."
Peter stepped out of the shower and out of the steam with a towel wrapped around his waist. He takes out some clothes from his drawer and puts them on. His phone rings, and he sees it's Ock calling him. He answers the phone and starts talking.
"Hey, Ock."
"Hey, Parker. I'm right outside."
"Ok, perfect. I'll be right down."
Peter hangs up and puts on his shoes. He steps out of his bedroom and heads downstairs.
"See ya, Aunt May!"
"Where are you going, Peter?" May asked
"A friend said he needs my help moving out of his parent's house."
"Are you sure you're alright? You know, helping someone to move out requires a lot of heavy lifting." May said
"Aunt May, if I'm in that much pain right now, I'd still be in the hospital."
A car horn was heard outside the house, signaling Otto was waiting outside for Peter.
"That's him," Peter said. "I gotta go."
"Just be careful," May answered as Peter walked out the door.
"I will," Peter called out as he walked out the door.
Peter closed the door behind him and ran towards Otto's car. He opened the passenger door, got in, closed the door, and Otto drove off.
Gwen and Anya were sitting on a bench outside, still crying like the Spider-Bitches they were for a few minutes. Damn! Now that's music to my fucking ears!
"So, *sniff and wipes her tears* you like Peter, too?" Gwen asked before Anya nodded her head as she, too, wiped her tears.
"Yeah. Now, I do." Anya answered. "I mean, at first, I only saw him as a friend. But after he almost sacrificed himself to save New York, I was scared I would lose him. Like, a part of me wanted to make things right with him. Give him a second chance if he apologizes to us. But now that we know the truth, we should ask him for a second chance. After all, we owe him more than an apology." Bitch, if I were on Earth-17628, I'd rip Anya's and Gwen's tits off and use them as coasters!
"Agree," Gwen replied. "Now that we know he's Spider-Man, I'm starting to see more of him. He's confident, passionate, understanding, a great leader, a hero, and cute and-"
"Wait, what?" Anya said. "Did you say 'Cute'?"
"I did?" Gwen said as she blushed.
"Yeah, you did," Anya answered.
Both girls, with tears still streaming down their faces, both girls chuckled and blushed when they agreed that Peter was cute. No shit!
As Miles and Harry walk towards the girls, Max comes out of nowhere and talks to the four.
"Hey, listen, everyone." Max started. "I just got word from the hospital. Otto was released yesterday, and Peter got out early this morning."
The four teens were relieved to hear the good news.
"Now, the only reason I'm telling you this is because now that we all know that Peter is-" Max looks around to see if anyone else was outside, either close or near him and the teens. "Well, you know. And that he and Ock almost sacrificed themselves to save the city, I think it's best if we visit them both."
"Agreed!" Gwen answered immediately. "We also owe both of them a huge apology." Gwen then sighs as she looks down with sadness written across her face and whispers, "Mostly and mainly Peter." Bitch! Shut Cho Ass Up! Damn!
Anya heard what Gwen whispered, and she, too, formed a sad look. Maldita Perra.
"Alright, I just need to finish talking with the school board, and then we'll leave to see them," Max said before he left.
"So, do you guys think Peter will accept our apology?" Anya asked the boys.
"I was just gonna ask the same question about Otto," Miles said
"Look, I know Peter more than you all do," Harry said. "I know he's forgiving."
"I hope so," Gwen whispered under her breath, still with that look of regret. I can't deal with her. I want to drop-kick the shit out of Gwen.
Peter and Otto drove across Long Island for over an hour and a half, and it was already dusk.
"Hey, can I ask you something?" Peter asked.
"What?" Otto replied.
"What made you to tell the others about the mind swap?"
(*flashback*)
Wade throws Otto across Octopussy's room and on the floor. He grabs Otto by the head violently and threatens him.
"NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, OCTOPUSSY! NO ONE FRAMES MY SPIDER-MAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT WHILE HE TAKES THE BLAME FOR YOUR ARROGANCE! NO ONE! SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO! YOU ARE GONNA TELL MAX MODELL, GWEN STACY, ANYA CORAZON, AND EVERYONE IN HORIZON HIGH ALL ABOUT THE WHOLE MIND-SWAPPING BULLSHIT TO CLEAR HIS NAME! YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REVEAL HIS SECRET IDENTITY AND ALL! BUT IF YOU DON'T TELL THEM AND YOU TELL PETER ABOUT THIS, I WILL CHOP YOUR NUTS OFF AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR ASS; I WILL FUCK YOUR NUTS SO DEEP, YOUR DREAMS WILL BECOME YOUR NIGHTMARES!"
(*end of flashback*)
"Let's just say I came to my senses," Otto said. "Besides, I'm not truly reformed unless I own up to my actions instead of you taking the blame. I learned that a long time ago."
After a couple of minutes, they arrived at their location, which looked like an abandoned warehouse with many cars parked.
"This is your father's warehouse?" Peter questioned
"Yeah," Otto answered as he stopped his car and parked it. "He had to shut it down due to budget cuts. But I'm planning to renovate it."
The two stepped out of the car and walked toward the front entrance of the warehouse. Otto takes out his keys and unlocks the front door. He opens the door, and the two enter the building's pitch-dark interior.
"Hold on, Parker. Let me get the light switch." Otto said.
Otto shuts the door, leaving the colossal warehouse interior pitch black, which makes Peter feel like he's blind. But Otto turned on the lights, and the second the lights came on, what Peter saw right in front of him was something he would never forget, along with a two-syllable word that was shouted throughout the whole warehouse.
"SURPRISE!"
Peter's eyes widened as he saw Wade, Anna Maria, and every student from Midtown High. And to make matters much worse, he saw a massive poster of him with half of a Spider-Man mask covering half of his face, which caused Peter's heart to start beating quickly, and he started sweating everywhere with goosebumps on his arms.
"What's all this?!" Peter shouted as he turned to face Otto before everyone went silent.
"It's a celebration." a familiar voice said.
Peter turned in the opposite direction again to see Liz Allan walking towards him.
"A celebration for what?" Peter asked nervously.
"For you, Petey," Liz answered. "Or should I say, . . . Spider-Man."
The second Liz said that name in front of him. Peter began stuttering.
"Wha-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got-it's not-I'm no-"
Liz giggled. "Relax, Peter. Your secret is safe with me. With all of us.". Liz gestured her hand to everyone in the room as everyone started agreeing with Liz about keeping Peter's identity a secret. This was a nightmare on Elm Street without Freddy Kruger for Peter.
Peter then marched over to Wade since he must've told everyone.
"Wade!" Peter roared as he marched.
"Pete, I swear to God, I didn't tell them," Wade said as he held his hands up.
"Peter, he's right." Anna Maria said. "Wade didn't tell. And neither did Otto. Or me."
"Well, if neither of you didn't tell, then who did?" Peter asked.
"Me."
Peter turns around and faces a specific someone twice his size and tilts his head up to see the familiar figure's face.
"Flash?"
"Yeah," Flash answered before he showed Peter a video on his phone. "I saw you without your mask after you almost killed yourself by taking down that bird guy. We were all worried and scared that you'd die in the hospital. And once we discovered that you and Ock are still alive, we all decided to throw you a celebration party."
"Again. Not my idea." Wade said. "I did not plan this, and I kept my mouth shut. I just got invited."
"So, Pete? What do you say?" Flash said
Peter was in a state of confusion. His identity was exposed to every single Midtown High student by Flash and the video he recorded. His identity was already revealed to Max, Gwen, and Anya. The last thing he needs on his mind is his old school throwing a private party for him/his superhero persona to save the city. But after having significant headaches and going through all of the bullshit he's been going through these past couple of weeks, he began to have second thoughts. After all, now that his secret identity is exposed to Max, Gwen, and Anya, thanks to Agent Psycho, he might tell them the truth about the mind swap. Even though he wanted to, Wade had to say to them in weird and awkward ways. But Max didn't want to deal with it because he had too much on his plate. And Gwen and Anya were too pissed at Peter as they decided never to speak with Peter and cut ties with him. But now that they know he's Spider-Man, things have gotten way worse than he thought. His two friends still refuse to speak with him or believe him about the mind swap. And that's when Peter opened his eyes and mentally snapped after he listened to that voicemail Max sent him. He decided that since they didn't believe him about the mind swap, they might take it or leave it. And now that Max is apologizing to Peter for not believing in him and welcoming him back to Horizon High, Peter is just going to come right back? Hell to the fucking hell no! And for Gwen and Anya, since those Spider-Bitches saw the evidence Otto showed them about the mind swap, they probably didn't believe it either and still see Peter as a jerky asshole. Oh, well. Their fucking loss.
Peter finally came to his senses and screamed from the rooftops after putting a smirk on his face.
"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Peter screamed as everyone cheered for him, and loud party music started playing.
Max, Gwen, Anya, Miles, and Harry arrived at Peter's house. They walked up to the front door, and Max rang the doorbell. After waiting a few minutes, the front door opened, and Peter's aunt stood there.
"Hey, May," Miles said. "We're here to see Peter if that's alright. Is he okay?"
"He's alright," May said. "He's all better now. But he's not here right now."
"Where is he?" Gwen asked
"Well, he texted me a couple of minutes ago, saying he was gonna sleepover at a friend's house because he was worried about his well-being and won't be back till tomorrow morning."
"His friend?" Anya asked. "Did Peter tell his friend's name?"
"Yeah," May answered. "Otto something"
The five started to figure out who Peter's other friend was.
"Thank you so much, May," Harry said as he and the others walked away.
"You're welcome," May said as she closed the door.
"So, Pete's at Ock's place?" Anya said
"That's what Aunt May said., Miles said. "Does anyone even know where Otto lives?"
"I do," Max answered. "Come on. Let's go."
At the warehouse party, everyone was having a good time.
Peter was sitting at a booth-like corner with Otto, Wade, Randy, Anna Maria, and a couple of his Midtown High peers, telling the entire story about being Spider-Man, his spider-friends, and, of course, the mind swap between him and Otto as Liz was holding on to his right arm.
"So, yeah!" Peter said. "That is why I am coming back and staying in Midtown Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!"
Peter raised his shot as everyone else raised theirs and clinked them together before taking their shot.
"Woo!" Randy yelped. "Fuck Horizon High! Fuck those Spider-Bitches! And Fuck Max Modell for not believing in Otto and you!"
"Hey!" Peter said after taking a sip of his drink. "Watch your language, Randy! They're nice people! I mean, yeah, they didn't believe me, but-". A familiar voice then cut off Peter.
"Well, looks like someone went down the road to Shitsburg!"
Peter turns around and sees a beautiful, familiar redhead standing before him.
"MJ?" Peter asked, all stunned
MJ then hopped into the booth, onto Peter's left side, and talked to him.
"Hey there, Tiger," MJ said in a flirtatious voice. "Or should I say, 'Spider'?"
"MJ!" Liz called out as Peter turned his head right. "I didn't think you'd show up!"
"Well, come on, Allan!" MJ said. "Flash invited the entire school! What, you'd think I'd miss out on a party where our own Peter Parker is the web-swinging hero we've been admiring?!"
"Couldn't say more, Watson!" Liz said before she took a sip of her drink.
Just then, one of the jocks ran up to Flash and told them it was time. After telling Peter to wait where he was, Flash runs up to the DJ and tells him it's time. The DJ cuts off the music and speaks into the microphone.
"Alright, everybody! It's time we get to see the live-action of the one and only Peter Parker AKA, Spider-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
Everyone was cheering and whooping over Peter as a bright spotlight shined on him and the two girls, Liz and MJ, each holding onto Peter's arms. Peter excused the girls as he stood up and stretched a little and ripped his clothes off, full force, revealing his Spider-Man suit, which made all the guys cheer for him and all the girls whooped for him.
Peter started by shooting two strings of web to the ceiling, pulled himself up, and did a high backflip. Everyone was cheering and applauding for him as he did more insane stunts. The DJ then began to make another announcement.
"Alright, everybody. While we got Spider-Parker over here, swinging and crawling, please give it up for his life partner, Felicia Hardy, AKA Black Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!"
"Felicia?" Peter said
Just then, a platinum-blonde woman wearing a tight black suit and a mask shows up from the ceiling and does a bunch of parkour toward the web-slinger until they both become face to face.
"Hey there, little spider," she said in a flirtatious tone.
"Hardy," Peter said. "Last time I saw you, you were out stealing shit. Where are you these days?"
"Here and there, as usual," Felicia replied. "So, it looks like your dirty little secret ain't so secret anymore."
"Yeah, no shit," Peter said
Everyone started giving the two an encore as Peter and Felicia looked at everything and then back at each other.
"Well, Spider?" Felicia asked
Peter then gave the Black Cat a devilish smirk and a response.
"Let's show 'em' what we got."
Max, Miles, Harry, Gwen, and Anya arrive at Otto's apartment building. They went inside, up the stairs, and walked right to his door. Max knocks on the door, but after a few minutes, no answer. Miles tries again, and still no response.
"He's not here either?" Harry answered
"Well, nobody's answering the door. Either of them is answering their phones," Anya said
"Well, if we can't find them, we can track them. I'll track Peter's phone." Miles takes out his phone and notices everyone looking at him with surprised looks. "Yes, everyone! I can track his phone!"
After a few seconds, Miles traced Peter's phone to an industrial location somewhere in Long Island. Everyone walked up to Miles and looked at his phone.
"That's far from here," Harry commented.
"What are they doing there?" Gwen said
"I don't know," Miles said. "But we've got to get there. Max, can you drive us here." Miles shows Max his phone screen to show him the location's pin.
"Sure. Come on, everyone."
Everyone exited the building and got in the car to drive to the following location.
Peter and Felicia have made their final parkour landing on their feet as the big finale. The cheering and clapping nearly vibrated the warehouse's interior. Liz walks up to Peter, wraps her arms around his neck, and presses her lips against his, thus beginning a make-out session as the whole party crowd was "Woo" -ing for them. MJ walks up to them and pushes them aside.
"Oh, come on. You called that a kiss, Allen?" MJ retorted as she placed her arm around Peter's shoulders.
"Yeah!" Liz replied. "Why, how do you do it, Watson?"
"Watch and learn." MJ wraps her arms around Peter's neck and starts French kissing him. Everyone saw this and started to "Woo" even louder than before as Peter returned the favor by kissing her back, and Peter's and MJ's tongues were dancing inside their mouths. After a few seconds, Peter's and MJ's lips separated as everyone watching returned to the party. MJ looks back at Liz, throwing an impressive smirk on her face after Liz throws one back at MJ.
"Not bad. I'm impressed." Liz commented. "And it looks like I'm not the only one." Liz points down to Peter's suit, and the three notice a massive bulge in the Spider-Man suit.
MJ gasped and bit her lower lip before feeling up on Peter's torso. "Well, well, well, Tiger. It looks like you're hiding more than being Spider-Man."
Liz walks up to Peter on his left and holds on to his left arm. "What do you say the three of us go somewhere private?"
"Where?" MJ asked Liz.
"I know a place."
The three turned around to see Felicia Hardy, who was eavesdropping on them.
"Well, take us to it!" MJ exclaimed
"I'll take you guys there if-"
"Oi!" Liz said in an annoying tone. "What do you want?"
"Got room for one more?" Felicia asked in a sexual and flirtatious tone.
MJ and Liz exchanged looks, and they both agreed.
"Follow me." Felicia said as she turned around, made a "Come over here" finger gesture at them, and started walking as the three followed her.
Max was driving throughout Long Island with the four teens in the back of his car. Miles was checking his phone to make sure Peter's phone hadn't moved, and it did.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Miles answered. "Peter's phone just moved."
"Where?" Max asked
Miles zooms into the map and looks carefully. "Uh, it looks like he's in a parking lot."
"If he's in a parking lot, he's probably about to leave," Anya said
"So, do we wait or keep on driving?" Gwen asked
Harry looks at Mile's phone screen and sees the pin still hasn't moved. "Well, the pin hasn't moved so . . ."
After everyone exchanged looks, Max decided to keep driving, so he did.
Gwen was in the back, taking deep breaths as she twiddled with her fingers with a crazy funny look. Anya noticed this since she was doing the same thing.
"You ok?" Anya asked Gwen. Bitch, what do you think?!
"Yeah," Gwen answered. "No, I'm not. *tears coming down her face* I'm worried that Peter won't forgive us for shutting him out."
"Yeah, me too," Anya said. "*tears coming down her face* After finding out what happened to Peter about the mind swap, I've been thinking of all the good times we had with him. And right now, I . . . I think I'm in love with him now. *looks at Gwen* I love Peter." This fucking puta , oh my God!
"Me too, Anya. *sniff* Me too." Gwen sighed from anxiety. "I hope he's okay. Hope he forgives us."
"He will," Anya said. "You heard what Harry said. Pete's forgiving. *makes a sad face* I hope he's just waiting for us." Oh, he'll be waiting for you, alright.
Peter, MJ, Liz, and Felicia were inside the DJ's minivan. Liz has Peter pinned down and starts french kissing him like crazy as she rips his suit off, leaving him shirtless. Liz began stroking her hands down to Peter's crotch as MJ and Felicia kneeled beside her. Without hesitation, Felicia uses her claws to rip the remaining half of Peter's suit, including his underwear. All three girls had their mouths gaping open in a smile and then started biting their lower lips in lust from what they were looking at, what the web-slinging superhero was packing.
"Holy shit!" Liz exclaimed
"Well, ladies?" Felicia said before she stared at MJ and Liz. "What do you say?"
All three girls agreed, and right in front of Peter's eyes, all three ladies took off their bras, exposing their chests right before his eyes.
"Woah," Peter said with eyes wide open in surprise.
MJ giggled. "Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot."
Peter then puts a devilish smirk across his face. "Well, then, give me my prizes."
The three females laughed flirtatiously.
"Was my joke that bad?" Peter laughed. "Let's get the real party started!"
The three bit their lower lips and started having fun by all four making out with each other and going down on the spider's crotch for some fun.
(*"God knows how many minutes it's been" minutes later*)
Max and the teens were driving down an industrial road. They were almost at Peter's location, and Miles was keeping track of Peter's place on his phone. The pin on the phone still hasn't moved and still stayed in the parking lot on the map, which means they're right on point.
"Over there," Miles said as he pointed at the warehouse party.
"Is that a rave?" Harry said
"Yes, Harry," Anya answered. "I think it is."
"What the hell is Peter doing at a rave party?" Gwen said. Bitch, what the fuck do you think?!
"Only one way to find out," Miles spoke.
Max sees Wade putting his hand up in front of the car as he enters the driveway. Wade walks up to the car and up to the driver's window. Max rolls down the window and catches Wade's surprise.
"*gasps* Oh, my God!" Wade said. "Maxi-boy! You're here! Wait, why are you here? You're not invited to this party."
"We tracked Peter's phone, and he's in one of the cars in that parking lot," Miles said
"Well, he probably left his phone in one of those cars because he's inside," Wade answered. "Follow me."
Wade started walking toward the warehouse as Max drove slowly towards the warehouse as well. They arrived at the front entrance, and Max and the teens stepped out of the car. They all walked inside, and the second they entered the building, they saw the giant poster of Peter with half of the Spider-Man mask covering half of his face, which got them thinking about one question. "Did Peter tell everyone he's Spider-Man?"
Wade pulled out his Glock and fired a few shots, making the entire party go dead silent, and the music shut down.
"Hey, everybody!" Wade yelled. "Look who showed up!"
Everyone saw Max, Harry, Gwen, Miles, and Anya standing by the doorway. They all started murmuring to each other like they were judging or criticizing them for how half of them treated Peter after the whole mind-swap fiasco.
"Does anyone know where Peter is?" Wade called out
"I know where he is!"
Wade sees the DJ stepping off the stage and walks towards him. "Follow me!"
Everyone was following the DJ to his minivan. He and Max reach the minivan, and as soon as he unlocks and opens the back door, he forcibly pulls the car rug, which pulls out the carpet and something more shocking.
Liz Allan, Mary-Jane Watson, Felicia Hardy, and Peter Parker. Fully naked, exposed, and covered in jizz! Splooge! MAN-BAZOOKA JUICE! Get the reference?
Everyone, except for Max, Miles, Harry, Gwen, and Anya, who were in silent shock the same way they were revealed that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, gasped in surprise at what they saw. Even the Midtown High students pulled out their phones to either film it or take pictures.
The four nudists woke up and reacted immediately. The three girls cover themselves, and Peter uses his now-ripped Spider-Man mask to cover his crotch, but it is still showing.
"Max!" Peter said in surprise. "Oh! Sh-, Wha-, what are you-"
"Well, Petey!" Wade said as he walked towards Peter, who was grabbing his torn-off suit. "I must admit. You've got greater power. And with greater power comes greater-"
"Shut up, Wade!" Peter retorted as he tried to cover himself but failed numerous times.
"Hey, it's a compliment!" Wade said. "Okay, so Max is here, and he knows what you were doing. But so are Miles, Harry, and the Spider-Bitc-". Wade cuts himself off as he notices Gwen and Anya aren't there. He also sees that his keys aren't in his pocket. "Hey, where are the Spider-Bitches?! And where are my keys?!"
Unknowingly to everyone, once Gwen and Anya saw a nude Peter with three naked girls, both girls had tears heavily forming in their eyes, streaming down their faces, lips quivering, massive hyperventilations, and a "How Could You?!" look written on their faces.
("How Could He?!". You Toxic-Ass Spider-Bitches deserved to see what Peter was doing.
Venom: Not "what." "Who."
Me: Get out of this story, Parasite! Save your movie references for the next story I'm going to write in the future!
Venom: PARASITE?! *jumps towards me*
Me: *plays a highly loud frequency that weakens the Annoying symbiote and stops when Venom is unconscious* Now, back to the story.)
Without hesitation, Anya shot a string of web at Wade's car keys and took them. She and Gwen ran towards his car, crying and hyperventilating, and entered his vehicle.
The sound of car tires screeching can be heard out of the blue. Everyone saw a red sports car driving off like crazy. And as Wade put two and two together, he realized Gwen and Anya had stolen his car.
"They stole my car," Wade said
"They stole your car," Otto said with a smile.
Wade looks back at Otto in annoyance for a split second and then at a buck-naked Peter, who is still covering himself.
"Okay, everybody!" Anna Maria called out as she walked towards a naked Peter Parker to cover him. "There's nothing to see here! So, just cock d-, I mean, calm down! Go back to partying. Peter, cum in me. I mean, cum on me. I mean, come wi-just follow me."
As Peter followed Anna Maria back to the warehouse, Max was both confused and concerned.
"Uh, . . . did I come in a bad time?" Max said
"I don't know," Otto said. "Parker's desperate, his secret identity as Spider-Man is exposed, shit's been hitting him because of me, you, and the Spider-Bitches, . . . so, no, you didn't come in a bad time."
"I'll go check in on Peter," Miles said before he left to find Peter.
"Right behind you," Harry said as he followed Miles.
Miles and Harry entered the building, and as they walked around, they spotted Wade on the second floor. It looks like he's spying on someone. They go up to the second floor and walk toward Wade.
Wade notices them through his peripherals and tells them to stay quiet. Miles and Harry crept to him, and Wade pointed at the end of a corridor. The three boys peered at the corner and what Miles and Harry were witnessing gave them a shock:
Anna Maria Marconi is giving Peter Parker a blowjob! And with her tits hanging about, for that fucking matter!
Wade was filming the entire thing on his phone. Of course, he had to get this on camera. Not because a Midtown High teacher was performing fellatio on a student. But because it's something he can laugh at for the foreseeable future. Besides, Wade knew Anna Maria was desperate the second she saw Peter's massive "weapon" due to her stuttering.
Without a holdback, Peter groaned as he shot his "web" all over Anna Maria's face and her "twins." After that, Peter lies back on the boxes, and Anna Maria starts crawling on top of him, all seductively and whatnot.
"Holy fuck." Peter said while catching his breath.
"In case you're wondering why you're still . . ." Anna Maria started stroking Peter's "hard weapon" before crawling up to his face. "Well, you know. That's only because we're just getting started." Anna Maria started making out with him, slipping her tongue inside Peter's mouth for a little tongue wrestle before going back down on the spider's crotch and bouncing up and down on his lap with his "weapon" sliding inside her vaginal entrance.
Holy fucking shit!