Hey, folks. This is my first Animal Crossing fanfic based off the New Horizons entry. I say that I like the game and Isabelle is my favorite dogo of the series. Anyway, I decided to make It a sitcom series but this pilot Involves romantic fluff and banter between the human villager and Isabelle. As the story Progresses, more of the main characters will show up being Digby, Bill and Cole as bumbling workers of Tom Nook. Anywho, AC belongs to Nintendo. Let's get It.
=======Pilot: Wild Sides=====
One day at Isabelle's house, the shih tzu in her summer attire for the office had a wide smile on her muzzle. On the dining table was a package from Nookazon that she ordered. Thankfully, it's just her in the house and nobody else. For this item is kind of private.
"This would definitely be handy for work. Oh and I hope Gunther gets turned On during our date. Hee-hee.", the shih tzu giggled opening up her package. Her face was in awe of what's in the small box. The item was a nice sized gemstone with a loop tethered at the top. However, it was strange by design but Isabelle didn't care one bit. She rubbed her paws together with a sly grin and picked the item out the box and slowly took the loop through her tail and tightened it until the stone dangled from the base of the tail.
"I hope I don't hurt myself before Gunther gets here. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Eeep! Shit!?, the shih-tzu yelped putting the stone somewhere too hard until she adjusted it to the right spot giving her pleasure as she puts her back of the dress down.
"ohhh. So perfect. Now the house is nice and tidy and the casserole is on. Okay, now where is Gunther right now? Eeee! I'm so excited!", Isabelle squealed wagging her tail excited to see the island rep outside of work. The butter furred dog checked herself in the mirror with her hair in a bun, mascara and red lipstick on her muzzle and she did put some smell good perfume on that Cherry gave her a week ago. The secretary was satisfied as the doorbell rang prompting her to hide the package box with a yip.
"Coming!", Isabelle called as she hid the box in the closet. She then ran to the door to open It revealing to be Gunther.
The individual is of medium height with bronze skin and black hair wearing a blue Nook shirt and shorts plus sandals. The butter dog squealed glomping him and gave him a smooch. The sole human island rep chuckled at the secretary before the latter greeted him.
"Gunther, I'm glad you made it! Tom didn't hold you hostage, did he?", Isabelle chirped in concern. Gunther chuckled at his girlfriend's cute face of worry.
"Naw. All he had me do was check the bridges to make sure they are in order and tip-top shape. They're all good to go thanks to those Lloids. Oh, Is that cherry flavored lipstick? Tasty.", Gunther said prompting a giggle from the butter dog. The couple went inside and locked the doors.
The couple sat on the living room couch watching some shows on Nookazon Prime while relaxing. Gunther smelled something in the Kitchen while his stomach rumbled. This made Isabelle giggle at this.
"Hee-hee. Your stomach's talking.", she cooed.
"Yeah. I didn't eat much today due to the workload of inspecting and planting more flowers. Works up an appetite. And is that casserole? I'm starvin'.", Gunther said with Isabelle rubbing down the Island rep's muscular arm down to his hands.
"Relax, silly. It'll be done pretty soon. I won't reveal what kind it is yet.", the butter dog hinted as she rubbed his hands massaging them amazed."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
"Whoa. Where did those beefcakes come from? So big and hairy. Hope he pet me with one of those.", Isabelle thought to herself eyeing the hand panting until Gunther raised his eyebrows with a smirk.
"Uhhh, Issy? My eyes are up here.", Gunther said amused as Isabelle blushed like a tomato.
"Oops. Don't know what came of me. Anyway, I wonder what's good to watch on Nookazon Prime?", Isabelle wondered as Gunther thought for a moment.
"What about White Rhinos Can't Jump or Bikerr Dawgz?", he suggested but Isabelle shook her head at those.
"Umm, we seen those already. You forgot that Biker Dawgz II or Bad Dawgs 4 just came out.", the butter dog reminded him of that. Gunther chuckled rubbing the back of his head.
"Oh. I forgot about them. It only costs 400 bells to rent.", Gunther noted as they both decided to pick Bad Dawgs 4 to watch. The movie started pretty good with the two cops resembling German Shepherds doing a drug bust.
"Shit! Get his ass, Bark Howlry! Get their ass!?, Gunther yelled at the screen making Isabelle frown gently elbowing him. She crossed her arms at the island rep before speaking.
"Ahem, language. Bark-Bark! What the hell are they doing?! Oops!", Isabelle gasped covering her muzzle watching a gunfight with Gunther laughing.
"Now look who has to watch their language.", he laughed causing the shih tzu to pout making a low growl.
"I was spooked. Those meanies almost hurt the cops. YIPE! Hold me tight!", Isabelle yipped making her fur fluffy and poofy. She cuddled near Gunther as her boyfriend stroked her behind her ears scratching them. The secretary dog panted her tongue out thumping her foot in bliss making soft barks of content. Gunther rubbed down the shih tzu's back until he reached her tail peeking out her dress. He felt a loop at the base of the tail.
"Is that what I think it is?", the island rep thought to himself but decided to ignore it for the time being. He snickered stroking Isabelle's boobs which were good in size but not as big and firm as the Egyptian cat Ankha next door or Cherry's further down the island. However, he felt a playful nip from none other than Isabelle who smiled innocently.
"Naughty-naughty.", Gunther smirked with Isabelle giggling.
"Just teasing. Wow, this movie's pretty good. Bad Dawgs 4 is worth the 400 bells to rent.", the secretary arfed in approval.
"It's not bad either. I was wondering when the next film would show up. In the middle of the film, a kissing scene between the poodle woman and Bark Howlry played causing Isabelle to coo. She turned to Gunther as he was fixated on the movie. The shih tzu puckered up her lips full of cherry flavored gloss and urged the Island rep to turn around.
"Oh, Gunther.", Isabelle purred swaying her body to get Gunther's attention. He turned around to meet the secretary's muzzle and smooched liplocking for dominance. The island rep enjoyed the fruity sensation from Isabelle's lip gloss while rubbing her curves. To be frank, Isabelle's no slouch in the curves department due to exercising at the Plaza every day before working at Residential Services. The shih tzu's tail wagged happily and aggressively to the point she felt pleasure coursing through her body due to being around Gunther and the gemstone stuck in her butt. They moaned in bliss not coming up for air yet as the kissing continued. However, a ding sound came from the kitchen with them parting for oxygen. Isabelle had a beaming smile On her muzzle pausing the movie.
"Looks like the casserole's done. BRB!", the butter dog yipped running to the kitchen to get the food out the oven. Gunther waited patiently until his phone rang playing KK Rider as his ringtone. The island rep read the caller ID revealing to be Cole the rabbit. He answered the phone putting it to his ear.
"Yello. Cole, what's up? I'm at Issy's right now.", Gunther reminded the hyper rabbit as Cole giddily told him what was good.
"You're at isabelle's? Okay but check this Out. I scored some Nip for us to smoke.", Cole said beaming.
"You scored Nip? I didn't know Leif was able to sell some on Harv's island. How did you do that?", the island rep wondered unaware that Isabelle came back but listened In
"Actually, I didn't buy any from Leif."
"Was it from an island next door then? I'm sure the dude's got a fair price.", Gunther said but Cole's next answer got the island rep steamed and Issy as well.
"Well, I bought it from a fox fellow on a boat next to Kappn's. He seemed to be a cool fellow. Not sure why Tom is not fond—"
"Oh naw! Hold the hell up! Hold the hell up! You bought Nip from Red?! He's a cheating asshole!", Gunther yelled at Cole over the phone with Isabelle facepalming at both boys. To make the story short and sweet, Red overcharges and scams gullible customers like Cole to nickel and dime them unfairly opposite to his rival Tom Nook who is ethically fair in business. Nip is normally fair in price but Red is a con after all.
"Wait a minute. You were short on bells. How did you pay for the stuff anyway?", Gunther asked only to get more angry.
"I used some of your nest egg.", Cole answered but the Island rep growled foaming at the mouth.
"You used my bells on Red again?! Cole, when I'm done with you, you're gonna have my foot shoved up yo cotton-tailed asshole! We had Rowlf and Harv as Licensed dealers! The fuck, man?!", Gunther yelled over the Phone until Isabelle rubbed his back to calm him down. Gunther's usually a chill guy but sometimes his anger is up there with Mr. Resetti's. The human islander took a deep breath before speaking to the reckless rabbit. Cole sheepishly grinned knowing he goofed up.
"Look, man. You owe me some bells but I'll be lenient. Hell, the job Tom Nook provided for the four us with the thers being Digby and Bill should help cover your mess."
"That's a relief. Hopefully tomorrow, we can have some of that good-good. We're gonna smoke til our lungs collapse.", Cole grinned with Gunther facepalming and Isabelle making a low growl of annoyance. Gunther said goodbye to Cole before hanging his phone up placing it on the coffee table. The island rep sighed to himself before speaking his mind.
"That damn Cole. I definitely need to get baked for sure."
"Not in my home you won't.", Isabelle said crossing her arms with Gunther raising an eyebrow. Isabelle growled at the memory flashing before her eyes with an angry tic mark and fluffy fur.
"Remember what happened the last time you four smoked nip in my home?"
=======Flashback======
"AAAAAHH! Bark-bark-bark! Gunther! Cole! Bill! Digby!", Isabelle barked angrily at the mess before her. Normally, the bubbly shih tzu is chipper but now she's pissed bearing her fangs ready to beat the boys' asses. The reason? Her house nearly burned to the ground due to a mishap with Digby's lighter and matches thanks to Cole while he and the boys were smoking nip. To say that firefighters prevented the fire from spreading especially towards Ankha's pyramid house was an understatement. Isabelle was livid and it took Tom Nook and Celia to hold the angered shih tzu back to keep her from beating up the boys. The guys were punished by having their bells docked and had to get 60 gold nuggets, hardwood, softwood and wood just to replace the old house of Isabelle's. From then On, Gunther and the culprits were banned from smoking in her home.
======Flashback Ended======
"It's all Cole's dumbass fault. I refuse to accept the consequences of one's actions. Rowf!", Gunther huffed crossing his arms. Isabelle sighed and fixed his plate before her's.
"Need I remind you that the lighter and matches are my brother's, the nip is all yours and Cole's, the booze from Bill and furthermore, the bongs are the four of you. So all of you have to blame for burning my house down. Bark-bark.", Isabelle noted with Gunther sighing. His mood changed to a Positive one eyeing his casserole.
"Is that a breakfast casserole? I love these.", the island rep beamed with Isabelle giggling.
"Yep. I cooked your favorite. Thank goodness it's still warm after Cole called here. Let's eat before it gets cold.", the shih tzu arfed playing back the movie before digging In. Gunther gulping a little fast was noticed by Isabelle who gasped.
"Hey! Bark-bark-bark! Slow down! You're eating just like Digby or the wolf villagers!", Isabelle cried sweatdropping. Gunther grinned sheepishly but loved the cooking the shih tzu threw down in the kitchen.
"Relax, Issy. You know what they say, A way to a dude's heart is his stomach.", Gunther noted the fact as Isabelle giggled and blushed.
"I aim to please. And I can always improve on my meals. Especially the seabass.", Isabelle giggled butGunther groused about the infamous fish in the ocean.
"Seabass are a pain in the ass to sell. 400 bells each. At least selling fruits, sharks and other fish are worth more.", Gunther said chomping on his food.
"At least you don't think of banning seabass making them illegal. The mayor I use to work for went crazy yelling at me wanting to ban them. That's impossible to do even for this puppy.", Isabelle chuckled as Gunther nodded.
"I heard of that bastard wanting to put up a wall so the fish doesn't get In. Glad he didn't do that. That's a waste of bells. The mayor should just get baked once in a while.", the island rep grinned only for Isabelle to deadpan.
"He's not the type to get baked like you guys are. And speaking of baked, Red should knw better than to sell nip without a License. It's illegal on our island.", Isabelle said eating her food. The movie ended moments later as Isabelle shuts off her TV.
"Oh, yeah! This movie rules. I Hope in Bad Dawgs 5 that we see them do FBI work. It's awesome.", Gunther noted with satisfactory.
"Digby told me the same. I normally watch romcoms and dramas. Especially, The Notebook. Such a dreamy film.", Isabelle gushed causing Gunther to stick his tongue out in disgust. The shih tzu frowned and rolled her eyes at the guy's amusing hatred for the movie.
"Men.", she said watching Gunther make barfing noises. The butter dog tapped her foot prompting Gunther to stop. She sighed with a smile as she pulled out her music player.
"Now that you're done grousing, what type of song should we put on to shake our tails to?", Isabelle asked.
"Issy, I don't have any tails.", Gunther chuckled only for Isabelle to make a cute pout with a soft growl. Gunther thought for a moment until a lightbulb formed on his head.
"What about KK Bubblegum?", he suggested making Isabelle perk up wagging her tail crazily. Both Gunther and the butter dog are mutual KK fans. But the pup's excitement edges out Gunthwr'.
"Bark-bark! That's a perfect song! I can sing It pretty well.", the secretary said with Gunther amused.
"Well, show me what your mama gave ya.", the island rep chimed as Isabelle giggled and played the music.
Isabelle moved her body and sings harmoniously to the song. Gunther then tried to sing but in a metal voice almost made Isabelle sheepishly grin. However, she continued shaking her hips to the rhythm and backed her butt against Gunther's crotch.
It jolted waves of arousal through Gunther's body like Pikachu's thundershocks but more bearable and painless. This bulge from the island rep's shorts got clipped by Isabelle's playful bump with her rear causing the secretary to look back at him with a wink. She kept singing and dancing to KK Bubblegum until it finally ends.
The duo stopped to take a breather before thinking of a next song to dance to. Gunther spotted something shiny related to what was on Isabelle's tail. The shih-tzu bends over to stretch her legs unaware that Gunther saw something that made his face go In amazement and curiosity.
"Rowf! Thst's the shiniest big ass I ever seen.", he said to himself eyeing the sapphire jewel plugged up Isabelle's butthole. The shih tzu giggled having a wide smile on her muzzle spotting Gunther's face hinting that he saw the stone.
"I see you like my new butplug? Figured I make my ass shiny while I'm in the office.", Isabelle said as Gunther nodded his head.
"I got it from Nookazon and I got a great deal on these buttplugs. And they fit snug . Real snug.",, Isabelle purred causing Gunther to stare at her exposed rear again as the jewel sparkles nicely. Isabelle sighed before she said what was on her mind.
"Ever since stage 2 of Project K, Tom ran us ragged even though Digby, Cole and Bill helped us out, my secretary hours had me sex starved. Sometimes that damn tanuki never takes a break for one second. I figure my Long hours of secretary work with Tom makes me work well..like a dog. I guess every dog has their day.", Isabelle sighed as Gunther knew she had a Point. He and Isabelle are now a couple after Project K was a success. But Tom is a serious guy believing in hard work but sometimes it runs Isabelle and Gunther all ragged. In fact, Gunther's the only human in the community full of anthropomorphic animals with human qualities like holding a steady job and even have households. Yet it seemed awkward for a human villager to have romantic feelings with an animal villager. But then again, they are not the typical animal you see In the wild. So in a way, it's all good for both anthros and humans to have romantic and at times sexual relations.
The problem was that Gunther had a Lot on his plate at first before Isabelle arrived on the Island having to help make It a thriving town. Over time, many villagers filled in and the barren island became a thriving community. Isabelle and Gunther then became great friends and the fact the former crushed on the island rep was an understatement. Even Gunther's best buds being Bill, Cole and Digby knew those two were fit to be a couple. Now that Isabelle and Gunther are together, they can do the "do"
"Issy, we got the two days off to ourselves. And since the Project K is complete, we may not have as much of a workload as before. Maybe a K9 to 5.", Gunther said with Isabelle giggling.
"Did you just say K9 to 5? You're so cheesy.", the shih tzu playfully said. The couple thought of something until they had an idea. They knew that they have enough time to do whatever they feel like. Gunther was deep in thought until he felt something warm and wet hit his face let alone hear moaning. He was laughing as Isabelle was licking his face seductively moaning.
"Mmmm. You taste good.", Isabelle said huskily as Gunther smirked.
"Yep. I'm definitely on the menu. And If I know any better, you're definitely feeling frisky tonight, I see.", Gunther noted with a smirk still plastered on his face. Isabelle purred in his ear feeling aroused.
"Damn straight I am. And I have no panties on. So let's get our asses in the buff right here, right now.", Isabelle said hungrily with Gunther grinning widely.
"Hell yeah. But first, let's get this buttplug out for something better. Something nice and beefy. And both were bark excitedly. The island rep ordered her to bend over as he gently and carefully unplug her asshole.
"Babe, be careful back there. Easy, easy, easy. Don't jerk there with your mouth! Yipe! That pinches! Okay, now your doing it better. That feels good.", Isabelle said as Gunther held the buttplug by the string since the jewel is obviously dirty and a little smelly. He thought about putting his nose to the jewel only for Isabelle to quickly swipe it away.
"Rrrr-ruff! Nasty.", the shih tzu smirked putting the jewel in a towel to clean later. She then thought of a song to go wild to until Gunther found a song by KK Slider being 2:00am the Brawl remix.
"That's a perfect song to roll and have fun in. Are you ready?", Isabelle asked.
"Ready when you are, Issy.", Gunther grinned as both were ready playing the song. Both howled before doing the do ripping off their clothes having wild animal passion.
Next door in a pyramid house, the neighbor can hear the music and the couple getting it On really Loud hence Isabelle's baying of pleasure and Gunther saying "Oh yeah! We're doin' it dawg style!". The individual tossed and turned revealing to be a bronze furred cat with blue long hair and ears with a curvaceous body wearing Egyptian themed nightwear being Ankha. The cat in question got cranky hearing all the sex filled noises as she growled in irritation.
"That stinking mutt! What the hell is she doing over there?", Ankha grumbled as she gets up out of bed and decided to check it out for herself. She walks out the door and went up to Isabelle's door wanting to yell for them to keep it down. She banged on the door in anger and irritation.
"Isabelle, you crazy bitch! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep! Me-Meow!", Ankha yelled but the music and sex blanketed the cat's pleas. She kept On banging on the door until she hissed in frustration. However, she heard Gunther's voice from the other side of the door.
"Who's a bad girl? Who's a bad girl?"
"I am! Punish me, daddy!", both Gunther and Isabelle yelled respectively as they moaned and grunted in Pleasure. The catgirl raised an eyebrow in question.
"Gunther's here? Hmmm, does he really have a thing for bitches? Kitties like myself are so better. I could show him a whole new world.", Ankha smirked putting her ear to the door hearing the sex-craved monsters go to town. Isabelle bayed hinting at Gunther hitting her in all the right places.
"Bark-bark! Right there! Right there! Hard and nasty!", Isabelle yelled as the secretary received a pounding of a Lifetime.
"Hmph. That damn dog thinks she's so lucky. Hearing her get pounded like that makes my hair stand up! Hissss!?, Ankha hissed annoyed at the butter dog's chance of lovemaking. The cat sighed and stomps her feet in anger. Ankha was tortured with all the baying, moaning, couch creaking and music blaring. However, the words next made the catgirl's eyes widen.
"Gunther, I'm going to climax!"
"Time to put the butter in your doggy biscuits, girl!"
"GUNTHEEERRR!"
"ISSYYYYYYY!"
Both bayed in ecstasy as Ankha had enough and just slinks away back to her house pouting. Throughout the night, Isabelle and Gunther made love unaware they ruined Ankha's rest.
=====Two days later======
"You did what to my sister?! Dude, you better not hurt her!", Digby warned with an anime vein. Bill and Cole had a grin fistbumping Gunther. Isabelle annoyed at her brother's overprotectiveness just sighed. They were all at the Roost having coffee.
"Damn, Gunther's pretty cool. He really dug your sister's guts out, man.", Cole noted causing some of the patrons to gag at the rabbit's choice of words. Bill pecked him to shut up as Isabelle blushed and glared at Cole while Digby bared his fangs in comical fashion ready to whoop the rabbit's ass. Gunther grinned sheepishly with Brewster and Blathers shaking their heads at the group.
"Cole, what the absolute fuck?! I Oughta beat your cotton tailed ass for that. And Gunther, stop that laughing!", Digby yelled at both boys until Bill spoke up.
"Relax, Digs. Gunther's a cool guy and he's not the type to hurt anyone, bro. Heck, Isabelle really digs him.", the duck Jock reasoned. Isabelle nodded her head in agreement as the male shih tzu was in a panic. Cherry popped up being a reddish pink dog with a purple nose in a goth get up entered the shop eyeing the commotion as she turned to Isabelle with a look of curiosity.
"Issy, what's up with the guys? What-what!", she said in a valley girl accent. Isabelle sighed with a smile before answering her best friend.
"Just being boys. Anyway, my buttplug you suggested me came to my house yesterday.", Isabelle said making the dancer dog beam.
"Really? Shut up! That is so fetch!", Cherry squealed with Isabelle slyly smiled. She felt giddy of what went down between Gunther and her.
"My boyfriend seems to like my buttbling. I'm tellin' ya, Cher. I haven't felt this free in who knows when. Gunther and I had the best night of wild animal passion and it was my first. Bark-bark.", Isabelle arfed excitedly making Cherry's face go in mutual excitement.
"Girl, what-what! That's totally amazing! I bet you like lost track Of time or something.", the red dog noted as Isabelle took a sip of her coffee.
"Yeah. Time does go fast when having fun.", the butter dog noted. The girls chatted for a while as the boys managed to calm Digby down. Bill watched Isabelle and Cherry before talking to the guys.
"Bruh, women are known chatterboxes.", Bill huffed taking a chug of his coffee. Digby agreed adding in his two cents.
"Yeah but what can you do, anyway? Have any of you seen Bad Dawgs 4?", Digby asked with Cole, Bill and Gunther nodding their heads.
"Hell yeah. Best film I've seem while I was banging out on those weights, dawg. Worth the 1000 bells for keeps.", Bill chimed in as Gunther agreed.
"Definitely worth the 1000 bells. Those two days from work are much needed.", Gunther grinned with Cole smiling.
"Damn straight. The old Nookster gave us a much needed break. Coffee, smokin' nip and relaxation. That's the life.", the rabbit said sighing in content. The boys rolled their eyes at Cole's ideal of taking break
"Bruh, you smoke that shit on and off the job. Hell, you had the Residential Services smell like nip. Exercising is the way to go along with nip.", Bill said as Gunther nodded.
"Bill's right, bro. Tom chewed us out because of you and that damn nip. He doesn't get this angry.. We had to clean the Place up too.", Gunther glared at Cole with Digby arfing his frustration.
"Yeah and we beat your ass for that. Need I remind you that you burned my sister's house down?", Digby frowned exasperated at Cole's reckless behavior. The rabbit shrugged defending himself as the boys were livid at the incident.
"So? Digby's lighter wasn't working so I used Gunther's beer to help with the spark. It was nicely flammable.", Cole said nonchalantly with Bill facepalming.
"Bruh, that wasn't cool. We had to pay for your screwup, dawg. I hadn't had enough time to bang Out on my weights."
"And that was some great booze, too. I need to get some more come to think of It.", Bill and Gunther roasted Cole with Digby deadpanning at the island rep.
"Dude, it's 10:30 in the morning. Brewster doesn't sell alcohol until the afternoon. Remember?", the designer noted with Gunther sheepishly rubbed the back Of his head.
"I know that, Digs. I'm just thinking out loud. ", he said as Digby stifled a chuckle. The brown dog sighed before he said his two cents.
"Well, boys. We're back on the grind with Nook tomorrow. Ugh.", Digby noted to the guys as Brewster tried to cheer them up.
"Look on the bright side, ffellas. You guys are doing great for this island. Heck, my business is thriving as is. And since KK Slider came to town, we've been booming ever since.", the pigeon was right for there were so many patrons in the vicinity. Bill flexed his muscles feeling good of the assurance.
"Yeah. No pain, no gain, dawg. And folks talk about greatness whenever they think about us cause we're out here grindin'.", the duck jock stated proudly. Brewster chuckled at the duck's enthusiastic attitude.
"I figured you'd say that. As long as what you say, "Keep grindin'", the Roost will always get a boost.", the pigeon remarked with Gunther thinking of an idea.
"Yo, Brews. Now that you're serving booze, how about you have a strip joint?", the island rep suggested causing Isabelle and Cherry's eyes to bug Out and Digby looked at his friend like he's nuts. Brewster's face was in shock while Bill and Cole high-fived the rep.
"Dude, are you crazy?! Why in the hell do we need a strip joint in a café? I expect that from Cole! Not you! Bark-bark-bark!", Digby barked yelling at a smiling Gunther while Cole played mock hurt with Bill laughing.
"Damn, Cole! Digs gotcha there, bruh!"
"Do I really have to be put on the spot, man? Sometimes, you guys can be total dicks.", Cole mumbled rolling his eyes until Digby and Gunther playfully elbowed him.
"But you're the biggest one in the group next to Red.", Gunther noted until Brewster cleared His throat.
"Ummm, guys? If you don't mind, there's kids here!", the pigeon reminded pointing at cubs laughing with parents frowning at the four boys. Isabelle and Cherry crossed their arms but the butter dog made a mental note to slap the flavor out of Gunthr's mouth after the idea of a strip joint.
"Gunther, I still can't believe you would want a strip joint in my café, man. Sure I serve booze now but are you sure we need girls stripping here?", Brewster said a little nervous. Gunther nodded as he spoke about his idea.
"Sure, dude. All we need is some iron nuggets for the Poles and expand on the space for the strippers. Men will be flocking here making the bells ain.", Gunther said only for Isabelle to come over and give him a Piece of her mind.
"No! Bark-bark-bark! I sense a lot of bad vibes here! No way we're turning this coffee shop and Blathers' museum into your striptease!", the shih tzu barked as her fur turned angry fluffy. Digby sighed and tried to calm her down.
"Excuse Gunther, sis. He's a little eccentric and a perv."
"Hey!", Gunther yelled after Digby called him out. Bill assured him on the matter.
"Yo, dawg. They're right On this one. What if we just open our own joint? We can have all the profits we want.", Bill suggested with Brewster concurring.
"That's a much better suggestion. But Tom's the One with the say-so."
"Fuck!", Gunther yelled only for Isabelle to nip him on the arm pointing at kids at another table. The island rep sheepishly grinned with Cole adding in his two cents.
"Or maybe a nightclub where the old Nookster can quit beating his meat for once. For real, he had a bottle of lotion on his desk, man. He was really beating it off.", Cole blabbed.
"Cole, what the fuck?! How could you say something like that?!", the group yelled in disgust as Gunther chimed In.
"You looked at Tom's schlong, gaymo?! You're just suss, bro.", he groaned as Bill rolled his eyes.
"Hell yeah. He's definitely suss, dawg. Sometimes, I question his manhood.", the duck jock remarked making Cole frown at the insult. The rabbit blabbed about Tom beating it off during work unaware that the said tanuki came In the building for coffee. Cherry noticing this try to warn the group.
"Uhh, guys? Tom is like right here. What-what!", the red dog warned as Cole kept blabbing. Isabelle saw her boss and groaned at the stupidity Cole is displaying right now. The tanuki had a calm face but deep down wanted to beat the rabbit to the white meat. Tom cleared his throat and greeted.
"Who's beating what off, yes-yes?"
"AAAAAAH!", Cole screamed high-pitched spooked by the tanuki's appearance suddenly. The oys and Brewster sighed at Cole before the Pigeon had a smile On his face.
"Hey there, Tom. Care for a cup of coffee, I assume?"
"Yes-yes. The usual. And hello, boys and ladies. I take It you all are getting a cup enjoying the day, yes?", the tanuki said as Digby answered on behalf of the group.
"Yes, boss. Figured we recharge before we get back on the grind tomorrow.", the brown dog said as Tom turned to Gunther with a question.
"So, Gunther. If my old ears are right, you were discussing about opening a club here on the island of your own, yes?"
"Huh? Ummm, you heard all that?", the island rep stammered as Isabelle sighed at her boyfriend.
"Like a dumb deer in headlights.", the butter dog said with Digby cosigning. Tom nodded his head and spoke about the idea.
"Yes. I have my ways. I understand you boys want to open up a nightclub full of Pleasure and wholesome lewdmess."
"Damn straight.", Bill stated only for Digby to shush him.
"Anyway, you boys should know if I do approve of this, you all should keep it away from residential zones, the Plaza and of course, away from places where children are around.", the tanuki warned as Brewster felt relieved that his coffee shop within Blathers' museum won't get shared by Gunther's nightclub. Cherry was curious of this nightclub that Gunther was trying to open on the island. Isabelle's dander was up due to many flux of girls coming to the island to hit the club. The shih tzu definitely growled dep down.
"If Tom Nook approves, I'll bust both him and Gunther to the white meat!", Isabelle grumbled with her fur angry fluffy. She pulled out a bone from her purse to aggressively chew on it. The tanuki looked at Isabelle growling gnawing on her bone. The tanuki thought about the proposal but deep down was concerned for Gunther's safety and the boys' involved in his mess. He Pictured four tombstones before he shook It off.
"Gunther, I thought about your answer. And I'll have to think about it. I'm not saying no but there's a Lot to process. I'll let you boys know of my answer tomorrow or the day after, yes-yes.", the tanuki said only for Gunther to sigh but at Least it wasn't a no. Isabelle sighed in relief but she needed to set Gunther straight later.
"Oh Okay. Take all the time you need, sir.", Gunther said as Tom agreed.
"Very well. I'll see you boys and Isabelle tomorrow. Oh and Cole. Come here.", the tanuki pulled Cole to the side out of earshot. Let's just say that the tanuki had choices of words to say to the rabbit. Isabelle took the opportunity to Pull Gunther to the side as well. Both boys got an earful and saw a side they didn't want to see. In Gunther's case, Isabelle's hidden vicious side was the fact she got it from her daddy. Her father does work slaying monsters from the underworld and the surface. He was known with Gunther whined as the shih tzu licked his face giggling.
"Silly, I thought you'd remember by now. I'm my daddy's daughter.", Isabelle smirked with Gunther mumbling under his breath.
"I can see that. Owww!", Gunther yelped after Isabelle firmly bit him for that remark. The secretary whistled innocently as Gunther rubbed his arm where Isabelle bit him.
"I heard that. Anyway, do you really have to open a strip club? Isn't working for Nook enough? I'm sure you can have plenty of bells.", Isabelle asked tilting her head in confusion.
"I know. Speaking of bells, that bastard Cole owes me some bells.", Gunther grumbled but Isabelle nuzzled up to the island rep's chest kissing him.
"Let's not worry about that. I'm feeling in the mood right now.", Isabelle purred kissing and Licking Gunther hinting at what's going down tonight.
"You know? You're right. We have until tomorrow anyway.", Gunther smirked as Isabelle giggled.
"You've been a naughty boy. Time for your punishment.", the butter dog huskily said as Gunther grinned. No need of them to think twice as both made wild sex that night disturbing Ankha's beauty rest as bays and yelling Of pleasure rang out the house. From then On, Isabelle and Gunther were all refreshed for the next day. To end it short and sweet, Gunther, Digby, Cole and Bill known as the Road Dawgs got to work as the jacks of all trades as plumbers, designers and anything Nook can cook up for them. Isabelle is still the secretary to Tom but not as heavy since Project K's success. Overall, there will be more adventures for Gunther with Isabelle and the Road Dawgs.
A/N: And that's the pilot to my sitcom series in Animal Crossing dubbed Road Dawgs. I thought of an adult animated series depicting the Animal Crossing characters taking place after beating the main story where KK Slider comes to town. Isabelle's dark side is inspired by an actual meme involving Doomguy from Doom and Isabelle's bond. I figured I had the Doomslayer as Isabelle and Digby's father. Makes sense. The next chapter will have the first episode of Road Dawgs. So stay tuned. Y'all feel free to Leave a review and I'll catch y'all in the next one.