Anual Fictional Villain Competition

by Eyrn Lasgen

The UA, Ultimate Author, decides that this year, the villains need to be more 'dramatic' and 'cracky'. A desperate Voldemort, longing for the Most Cruel And Villainous Villain award, goes over the top and completely nuts. Cracky one shots of his mad plans and crazy actions. Ranting and some curses included.

1. Prologue

p class="MsoNormal"emspan lang="EN-US"One month ago/span/em/p
p class="MsoNormal"emspan lang="EN-US"span style="mso-tab-count: 1;" /span/span/emspan lang="EN-US""I declare, the Annual Fictional Villain Contest, begins NOW!" A voice yelled. emThe /emvoice. The Ultimate Author's voice. A lot of hexing followed, competing to be the cruelest. Voldemort crucioed so many his wand drooped, then started 'Imperio' them, making emthem /emcrucio others. Sauron waved his ring and killed quite a few, Shane appointed his crocodile to snap at stuff, some witches cackled and cursed people, Morgana and Mordred stood back-to-back, hexing the spell out them and shouting stupidly long words. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US"span style="mso-tab-count: 1;" /span"OH, emStop/em!" Cried the UA, "Boring, boring! All you do is curse people, and that isn't fun! At all! Not cruel emenough! /emI'm tired off this, numb of all this stupid killing, amuse me! Next time, be emcrazy! /emDrama! Parody! Now get outta my sight!" /span/p
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p class="MsoNormal"emspan lang="EN-US"One day ago/span/em/p
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p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US"Voldemort rubbed his pale chin. "My fellow Death Eaters, I have come up with a decent plan to please the UA." "Please tell us, milord." Simpered Lucius. "Shut up! Idiot! I was going to!" The Dark Lord paused for a second, "And that is to…emdrink! /emCall you guys stupid names and drink myself so hard, use hangover potions and be emcrazy!/em" /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"emspan lang="EN-US"End Flashback/span/em/p