Pizza-Butt

While Beavis and Butt-head are sitting the couch watching television like they always do one day, they hear a knock on their door.

"Uh, go get the door, Beavis," said Butt-head.

"No way, Butt-head," said Beavis. "You get the door. It's your house."

"Uh…oh yeah."

Butt-head gets up to open the door. As he does, he sees that it's Stewart, his high school classmate, who is holding a box of anchovy pizza.

"Hi, Butt-head," said Stewart.

"Uh, what do you want, Stewart?" said Butt-head.

"Well, my youth group didn't like this pizza," said Stewart. "But we didn't want to throw it away because we figured there are hungry people in the world that might need it. So, I thought I'd give it to you guys. What do you say?"

In the middle of the conversation, Beavis comes running at the doorway.

"Cool!" said Beavis. "Free pizza!"

Butt-head excitedly takes the pizza from Stewart's hands.

"Thanks, guys!" said Stewart. "I knew I could count on you guys to help me out with…"

Butt-head slams the door before Stewart could finish his sentence.

"Okay, Beavis," said Butt-head. "Dinner is served."

They head back to the couch where they sit the pizza and they each get a slice of pizza.

Before they start eating, Beavis says "Hey Butt-head, we got away without paying him."

"Yeah," said Butt-head. "We just totally ripped him off."

After finally taking one bite of the pizza, they both have the same reaction.

"This pizza sucks!" said Butt-head.

"Yeah!" said Beavis. "This taste like crap!"

"I wonder why Stewart gave us this crap?' said Butt-head.

"Yeah…so, what do we do now, Butt-head?"

Uh…let's, like make it so it doesn't suck. Let's put some sugar on it."

"Cool! That's a good idea, Butt-head!"

Butt-head then looks up at Beavis and says "So, like, go get it."

"Oh yeah," said Beavis.

He then walks to kitchen look for the sugar and picks up a container full of a salt.

He heads back to the room, saying "This'll be cool!"

"Yeah," said Butt-head. "This'll be the best pizza in the world."

After Beavis finish pouring the salt on the pizza, they both take another bite, only to immediately spit it out.

"Damnit!" said Butt-head. "This pizza sucks so much, it makes the sugar taste like crap!"

"Yeah!" said Beavis angrily. "This just pizza sucks so bad!" He begins to shake in anger, which sometimes leads to him losing control of himself.

Suddenly, Beavis begins to think an idea of his own.

"Hey, Butt-head. What if we put some syrup on it too?"

"Uh…okay," said Butt-head. "Cool!"

Beavis heads back to the kitchen and returns with the syrup and pours it on the pizza.

"This pizza will be cool," said Beavis.

"Yeah, and let's put some more sugar on it," said Butt-head. "Maybe it won't suck this time." He grabs the salt to pour some more the pizza.

"Oh yeah!" said Beavis. "You're right, Butt-head."

"Okay, dude. Let's committed to eating."

After again taking a bite, they both spit it out, as expected.

"Damnit!" said Butt-head. "Now even the syrup sucks."

"Yeah!" said Beavis. "It tastes like the sugar. Damnit!"

As Beavis turns to go back to the kitchen, slips on a piece of pizza that he just spat out and falls directly on top of the pizza on the couch, getting it stuck on the butt of his shorts.

"Wow!" said Beavis. "That was pretty cool!" He then stands to show Butt-head pizza that is stuck to his bottom. "Hey Butt-head! Look. Pizza-Butt!"

They both laugh a little bit as Beavis takes the two pieces of pizza off of his butt.

"Uh…Beavis, I think you ruined the pizza," said Butt-head.

"No way!" said Beavis. "Try it."

"Uh…no thanks, Beavis."

"Well…I'm not gonna try it either. So maybe we should, like, throw it away."

"Uh…we can't just throw this way, Beavis. Remember what Stewart said? Other people might need this pizza too."

"Oh yeah, that's right," said Beavis. "Because there are hungry people and stuff."