This was a perfect opportunity of revenge for Squidward in the Krusty Towers. He has endured the torture long enough for just following the ridiculous motto in the newly made Krusty Towers, where it states "we shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request."
Mr Krabs was annoyed at being forced to do everything Squidward tells him to do, all because of that golden plaque on the wall.
From carrying him to his hotel room, to making Mr. Krabs eat a toenail clippings and nose hair Krabby Patty, and try to make some cookies that Squidward's own mother used to do.
And now, Mr Krabs had to move an indoor pool for Squidward as another ridiculous request from the guest. "Anything else stupid and unreasonable that you want?" Asked Mr Krabs as he was seething at watching Squidward enjoy the indoor pool.
"nope. That's it." Squidward replied with his hands behind his head.
"you don't need me to chew your food for you? Or make a backscratcher out of me own spine? Or maybe, extinguish the sun... so the light doesn't get in your eyes?!"
"No. I'm good." Said Squidward. SpongeBob was coming up from the water to sit next to him.
"me too." said SpongeBob.
Conveniently, Patrick, the number one customer of the place before it turned into a hotel, and admired the tub. "Wow! An indoor pool? This place is fancy. Cannonball!"
The silly pink starfish plunged himself in the pool and the three of them were having a good laugh.
"Well, then I should probably get back to the counter." Said Mr Krabs. "I need to relax after all the cacophony you put me through."
He was pointing at Squidward obviously. "You do that. I'm too busy having fun right now."
"Good." In his head, he said: "I hope you drown in that thing." Then he walked away back downstairs, although he tripped by accident and landed on his head in the lobby. "Ow my Neptune." He groaned as he grew a bump in his head. "I knew I should have got the employee elevator.
Relaxing from the unreasonable requests Squidward put him through, Mr Krabs noticed something outside. From the distance, there was a large group of people coming up to the hotel. The crustacean had a thought with money in his eyes. Could it be more guests to give him their money? Perhaps his little plan worked after all.
"Ooh, I can smell the money right now!" Krabs said in excitement. "Gotta prepare for the guests to come in." As the people were getting closer, it was revealed that they were Ann angry or infuriated with some holding pitchforks and torches. Some of them were holding signs with words written in them like "We want Krabby Patties!" Or "Bring Back the Krusty Krab!" Or even: "Down With Krusty Towers!"
Mr Krabs made a gulp when the large group of people came inside the hotel lobby, waving and chanting "we want Krabby Patties!" Over and over again
"Uh-oh an angry mob." Krabs said while sweating.
Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick came downstairs to see what was going on. "What the?" Squidward said.
"Where's our Krabby Patties?" Said Tom
"We don't want hotels, we want those patties!" Said Joe
"Not cool, dudes!" Scooter exclaimed. "Give us back our patties!"
"Wait wait wait, what is going on here?" Said Mr Krabs.
"What's going in is that we want the Krusty Krab back!" Said Nancy. "What were you thinking?! Don't you care about the customers?!"
"Where is our patties?" Said Fred.
"Easy easy!" Mr Krabs tried to get control of the situation. "Look, if any of you want Krabby Patties, the. You all have to rent rooms and order room service." All the response did was wind the people up even more and make them angrier. The crustaceous cheapskate realized that what he said was a bad move.
"Why would anyone want to be in a hotel in Bikini Bottom?" said Tom. "It's in the middle of scenic nowhere!"
"There's nothing here to do but get stung by jellyfish!" Don the whale pointed
"Thank you!" said Squidward. Mr Krabs moved in closer to the cephalopod's face while growling and glaring at him, invading his personal space
"Not only that," said an officer, coming in with a female officer, "it appears that you have been running your hotel illegally."
"Wait a minute!" said Mr. Krabs, "I have a license for it!"
"Yes, a vendors license." said the female cop. "But you don't have a hotel license."
"Which is a completely different story." the male cop added. "refusing to serve these costumers and illegally running a hotel? What other laws will you break, Krabs? You're gonna have to come with us and answer questions."
Mr. Krabs had a shocked expression on his face, and foolishly said: "What did I do?"
In court, Mr. Krabs was very nervous and scared of the consequences of what will be bestowed upon him for not owning a hotel in a legal way, and refusing to serve Krabby Patties to customers like this. He was looking at the infuriated jury and was awaiting the outcome. "Court in session: the people of Bikini Bottom Vs Eugene Krabs. Judge Harry S. Trout presiding." said the male officer from before.
"All rise." said Trout. "Has the jury reached the defendant?"
"Guilty!" said the angry jury.
"Eugene H. Krabs,"
"Yes, your honor?" said Mr. Krabs
"As punishment for running a hotel without a hotel lisence, refusing to serve people Krabby Patties, and making your employees work unreasonable demands under a ridiculous motto, I hereby sentence you with a fine of one-hundred grand."
Those words made Mr. Krabs faint. "One hundred thousand dollars!?" he even felt like having a heart attack.
"That's right, and not only that, but you will be giving Mr. Squidward Tentacles a three week vacation as a compensation to him, and furthermore, you are sentenced to give away Krabby Patties of all kind for free. All day for a month!"
Now the crustacean was even more shocked. "Give away me patties for free?"
"For a whole thirty-one days." those words made everyone in the court room cheer at the thought of getting free food from the Krusty Krab for a month.
"Oh no!" Mr. Krabs began wailing and bawling. "I couldn't bear the sight of that!" then he began crying in defeat of this.
The Next Day
There was a ridiculously long line at the Krusty Krab, which was ordered back to the way it was before by the judge and there was the sound of screaming and wailing. It was Mr. Krabs, who was bound to a chair and forced to watch all of his patties be given away for free to these over-eager customers. To make matters worst for him, his eyes were forced to be open to watch as his food was freely given. To him, it was like watching the scariest kind of horror movie.
"Step right up, and get your free Krabby Patties!" said Spongebob in a happy voice. "Get 'em while they are hot from the grill!"
Screaming more and more and more, Mr. Krabs just wanted this to end for him. It was just a convenience that Plankton had walked inside the restaurant to see what was going on. "What's going on here?" he thought. Walking up to Spongebob, he asked: "Spongebob, what is this about?"
"Mr Krabs got in trouble for illegally running a hotel and he has to give away free Krabby Patties for free for a month."
"Oooh." Plankton had an evil smile. "Look at him suffer. Oh it makes me cry tears of joy just watching him writhe in pain like this. He even pulled out a reclining chair and some popcorn to watch his own enemy suffer like this. Surprisingly, he didn't feel like stealing the Krabby Patty formula like he would normally do. No, this was just one of the best things Plankton had ever seen.
By the looks of Mr. Krabs, this was going to be a long, agonizing month for him.
This is a one-shot i thought of for a few weeks now. I mean, come on, wouldn't there be an angry mob in front of the Krusty Towers because they have to get room service to get their patties? Just something that popped into my head.