"A?"
"Yes, two As."
"YES!" Lynn cheered as Vana White lit up two As on the puzzle board.
"Hey Lynn!" Leni popped up in front of her sister.
Lynn pushed her aside, keeping her eyes on the TV. "Not now, Leni, I'm watching Wheel of Fortune."
Leni looked confused. "But I thought you were into sports."
Lynn rolled her eyes. "Game shows are competitions and I LOVE competitions."
'Oooh, I see," Leni said. "Well, can I borrow the TV? I need to tape last week's episode of The Dream Boat."
"Shhhh," Lynn hissed "I haven't seen that one yet!"
"Got it," Leni responded. "I totes won't tell you that Karen chose Bryant."
Lynn's eyes popped open.
"Or that Blaine turned out to be gay."
Lynn's brows narrowed.
"Or that Brock got Karen pregnant after sleeping with her before the shuffleboard match."
Steam shot out of Lynn's ears as her face turned bright red.
"Oh wait, that last part actually happened in yesterday's episode," Leni corrected herself. "But you didn't hear that from me. Now can I please borrow the TV? I know it's heavy, but I'll bring it back down in a little bit."
Lynn turned to face her sister, raging pulsating throughout her whole body.
"Are you okay, Lynn?" Leni asked. "You look a little red."
"Hey Leni, I've got an idea," Lynn snarled. "Why don't you-!
BING! BING!
"Oh, okay!" The smiling teen ditz turned on her heels and walked off as Vana lit up two more panels on the board.
"Good riddance," Lynn muttered, turning back to her show.
The contestant spun the wheel again.
"Big money! Big money! Big money! Come on!"
The wheel stopped right on the glowing green title.
"Million Dollar Wedge!" Pat Sajek announced.
"YESSSSSS!" The young jock tore off her sleeves in celebration.
"Okay," Pat said to the contestant, "you can either choose another vowel or try-"
BING! BING! BING!
"What?" Lynn said, confused, as the camera turned back to the board.
"Hi Lynn!" Leni waved at the screen. "Thanks for the idea. I like making the bingy noise!"
BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! BING!
THE END