APOLLO JUSTICE TURNABOUT ELECTIONS
by barrylawn
one day apollo justice was fine
until he found out it was the election day, then he wasnt fine cause that ment either hillary or tramp was gonna be president and that was bad
he sighed to his self, what was he gonna do
but then the phone rang
"hello" said apollo
"hello u dirty attorney" said a man
"YOU" shouted apollo "YOU WERE IN PRISON"
"no, my attorney proved me innocent, cause i have money i mean innocence" said paul atishon, ace politician "anyway i heard from my sources that you are not fine today"
"WHAT" shouted apollo and he ran around the room looking for spies
"well i have a deal for u" said paul "come on down to the detention center i must speak with you"
"what but ur not arrested" said apollo
"yes i am" said paul cause he was arrested in prison when he got there "i am accused by doland tramp of being AGAINST HIM"
"WHAT" shouted apollo "but why wud he arrest u for that"
"because the scary man is AFRAID OF ME cause i will WIN" said paul
"hmmm ok il defend u but only if u localize DGS"
"U HAVE A DEAL" said paul
"ha ha ha ha ha" laughed a scary voice and then the lights turned off and DONALD TRUMP WAS THERE
"DONALD" shouted apollo "WHAT ARE U DOING HERE"
"smile moderfucker" said trump taking out his camera "hey look bois and grils, mr apollo justice is defending crooked paul, theres only one thing to do to lawyers of my rivals, and that is to THROW THEM IN JALE"
"WHAT" shouted apollo "TAHTS THE FUCKING DEFENSE CULPIBILITY ACT, I WORKED HARD TO GET RID OF THAT!"
"2bad horn head, have fun sharing a cell with hillary" said trump and he snapped his fingers and he walked outside
and then all the fuckbois of r/the_donald came and stormed the detention center not to free someone but to take apollo and torture him for being a lawyer
"that man is going to turn this place into the kingdom of khurain" said paul "a vote for atishon is a vote to free lawyers!"
it was then officially 100% a deal, so apollo grabbed his attorneys badge and ran to court to defend his former rival, paul atishon
TO BE CONTINUED, CAN APOLLO STUMP THE TRUMP AND SAVE ATISHON?