APOLLO JUSTICE TURNABOUT US ELECTIONS

PART FINAL

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-HOLLY SHIIIT" shouted udgey "THAT GORILLA CAN TALK"

"harambe ur alive?" shouted apollo "shit man, i thought u died and i defended u for suicide"

"no my child, i am a spirit, for i am a direct desendent of jesus christ"

"its tru" said detective jesus from the gallery "decided it was about time i got some sex ya know" he said playin his guitar

"uhhh yeah anyway therealtruth55 is a dumbass and should kill himself, but the real truth is also that i was running for president but i was assassinated by a man hired by donald trump, and he impersonated me so he could win"

"WHAAAT" cried harmbe hatter

"U PEOPLE VOTED FOR GORILLA" screamed tigger ed

"RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE MEM NEVR FUNY IN FIST PLACE U SATANS" screamed tomschland and other retarded peeople but nooen cud understand dem sinse they only use text stuff so they ran home to rage

"wow" said apollo "thats smart"

"BUT" shouted atishon "THIS MEANS I CAN STILL WIN"

"im afraid not" said harambe

"WHAT" yell apollo

===WITNESS TESTIMONY===

"donald won the election with my name only different"

"this means i won the election and that makes me president"

"OJECTION" shouted apollo "I PRESENT DA RULES"

"what is that pinky shit" said judge

"as u can see there is no rules against animals like harambe being president, however, it also says that GHOSTS CANT BE PRESIDENT BECAUS ETHEYRE DEAD"

"WHAT NO IT DOEST" shouted harambe but apollo pulled a page out and thew it at him

"PEOPLE WHO CANT BE PRESIDENT:

bois

grils

santa

obama

GHOSTS" said the page

"THIS MEANS U CANNOT BE PRESIDENT AND PAUL WINS" shouted apollo and he turned and pointed at harambe "U LOSE HARAMBE"

and just then

a bunch of guys in white appeared next to atishon and the bar filled up too 100% and a tick appeared next to it

WINNER it said

"wha me" said paul and the guys nodded "woah no waaaaaaaaaaay! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI" shouted paul throwing his arms in teh air celebrating as harambe fell into the black hole but he survived because winner of loser HES STILL HARAMBE!

"feels bad makin harambe lose but o well, now we have a good president" said apollo

"yea" said judge "i declare paul atishon WINNER"

"YESSS" shouted paul "thank u apollo, NOW I SHALL MAKE MY GRANDFATHER PROUD AND MAKE KURAIN GREAT AGAIN!"

damn now i really wish i lived in this universe

THE END

btw how tf did so many people find this?