March forth bad company

Disclaimer: I do not own Jojo obviously. Nor do I own naruto. Or the rock band references mentioned within the proceeding.

A stand is the physical manifestation of one's fighting spirit. There are three rules of a stand

Only stand users can see other stands (However, due to naruto's chakra or other such chakras, other people who are without stands can see them if they pulsate their chakra into the user or if the user wills the stand to appear to others.

Only stands can permanently harm other stands.

All damage done to the stand will reflect over to the user e.g, if your stand had been cut on the arms, you will also share that cut on your arm too.

Naruto's stand will be 'Bad Company' and he will feature having a ponytail that goes below his nape that is still spikey and yellow ;like a cannon. He will also wear a pair of earrings of arrows pointing down.

Naruto's ability is to control miniature action figure sized patchwork G.I soldiers with miniature live weaponry. They wear a traditional USA vietnam war uniform and helmet. The helmet contains random objects that distinguish themselves as different from up front. They're faces are bandaged up with eyes and mouths that are orange. Their arms are camo colored and have two larger golden braces on. They're weapons are functional Ar-16s that are designed for getting muddy, combat knives sharp enough to carve rock, grenades that can explode someone's finger off, and parachutes to land on their targets. supported by patchwork vehicles listing helicopters modeled after the Boeing AH-64 ApacheW, and patchwork tanks modeled after the M1 Abrams, and much more in store. All are armed to the teeth. (it breaks the third rule because this stand is a colony type stand. Meaning that there is more than one and if one gets killed in particular, it will not harm the user. When a Gi soldier gets ripped apart in combat somehow, It will be unable to regenerate thus it will disintegrate after an hour. He has the ability to form more units out of patch, but the material can only be found by a merchant who comes once a year all round konoha or by making it himself. As they cannot be maimed or destroyed by non stand users unless from shinobi chakra, then they are invincible to a point. The tanks weigh to the exact same weight as a normal tank.

Naruto's personality will change in two ways, he is much more merciless towards anybody he could consider a nuisance because of being torchered, and he will have more of a rational calm attitude that contrasts the brash personality we know and love. He also will not be able to form shadow clones and rasangun. Shadow clone is replaced by 'Bad Company'. Thank you.


I remember in the beginning when my ability was just the test ride, my bicycle of capabilities.

12th of December, 6 years after the Nine tails attack. Straying off of the gravel pathway into the woods was a regular occurrence of the wonder boy Naruto Uzumaki because yet again the market would have been filled with the menacing village glares.

The people decided that I was a problem, how did they solve this problem? Well, every year on my birthday was a day of reckoning for them. They called it the fox hunt, a tradition that involved chasing me down and trying to end my life via farmers tools, torches, ninja weapons, and whatever they could get their hands on. As soon as I could crawl, I could walk. As soon as I could shift my feet from right to left, I could run. That is What I had done, it wasn't for the same reason other kids learnt to move though. In this case it was for my own survival because if I couldn't, I knew I'd be dead in a week.

Getting back on track, I was heading down the forgotten track towards a park in the woods. I and many other kids went to hang out with each other. However, for me, it was mainly about releasing so much of my pent up energy. Energy that comes in more ways than one.

However, that was when I stumbled onto a scene that angered me.

A group of five older boys was picking on a cute girl. I Overheard their voices to find out why because it doesn't seem like something a more mature individual would do. I found out from the conversation that the reason for their bullying was due to the girl's pure pale lavender eyes which I knew to be a doujutsu. The signature trait of the Hyuga clan bloodline. Also one of the coolest things to have because imagine seeing everything around yourself by looking forward. It made no sense to me. The girl in question was without the paint job doohickey marking that would allocate somebody to their branch family. Thus she was the main house branch member taking crap from snobbish civilians, probably from a rich background because if it were anyone else, a tragedy would have occurred already.

In contrast to popular belief, I am very smart and I hide my collected attitude to the prying adult eyes. Instead I wander around with a calm naturalist demeanor. I had given up trying to hang out with other kids about 2 years ago after an incident occurred where I had been torchered for twelve hours straight. The past is the past so I moved on and instead, I spent that precious time studying tactical field theory from past shinobi wars. I was a more modern history geek so my interpretation of the literature was vastly knowledge from my expeditions into the library where if caught, I would probably serve time somewhere. Luckly I was never caught. I had experiments that ranged in designing small gadgets that people couldn't use unless they were small. It was a developed hobby I always had. I was only averaging generically in terms of clan children because I worked so hard. I knew without the proper institution, I would be lost on my own soon. I increasingly excelled with more forceful strategic action like how Nara or Aberame kids. I was well rounded in understanding shinobi clans.

I diverted my attention towards the group. They turned from insulting the girl to assault her physically on the girl. It seemed like they were becoming braver by the second and I had to step in. what looked to be the leader stood back with maniacal gaze watching the other four boys attack the girl. He looked like an 8 year old brute who had lean muscles and a pit bull mug.

I approached this individual who seemed to begin to notice my footsteps when I was within 8 feet of him. The way his head moved a little to the side eye, I assumed he knew I was coming by listening to the leaves.

"Oy Yoy, what do you think you're doing? '' I called out as I grabbed the bully by the waste shirt because of the height difference.

"Huh? What does it look like kid", the boy spoke in a tone that sounded high pitched for his face. He turned to face me. "Hey… I know you. Your two classes below me. You're the one everybody hates. What is your name Gaki".

"It's Naruto Uzumaki: I replied affirmatively. I let go of the shirt and turned back.

"Oh, so it's whiskers," another said.

"Since we are older, why don't you refer to me as senpai? '' the leader said mockingly. "Then you can help us bully this girl here".

"I'm sorry senpai but I can't allow you to harm this girl any further as it's bad to hit innocent people for nothing. for it would probably be a drag for her" I said. Somewhere else in konoha, a Nara sneezed, "What a drag".

"Tch, BASTARD" He yelled, preparing a fist back that came so quickly that I could only blink before it slugged me across backwards. But I was saved by my own reflexes.

I fell towards the ground. But before I was at the brink of my collapse, my body made a full 360 degree maneuver where I had balanced out and fell in a forward lunge. Then by collecting myself from getting aggressive, I stood menacingly like an animal about to pounce. But I was stopped from gaining any more aggression as I didn't want to ruin clean clothing for this occasion because it would result in having a trip to the river below the hot pools. The council would have less to complain about if nothing were to occur out of this confrontation.

"These clans are a stain to our lives, thinking that they are better than us for being born, they're not normal like you and I, so if you aren't even gonna help, then leave '' He grunted out walking to another spot to watch the hyuga get shoved around.

I remained at ease. I didnt understand what he was talking about as I related to both him being looked down on, and the girl as being judged differently for being born.

"Huh, and don't ever think you can be a hero alright, you're a nobody, my dads wealthy and you're just an orphan kid". He turned back to slip that remark about my status in.

I was still very calm seeing as nothing had escalated from then on. Besides the fact that the girl was not being kicked on the floor.

A boy decided that it wasn't enough so he took a massive spit on her face, he looked at her disheveled body and smiled in a way that made my skin crawl. "There was something I walked in on my father and mother doing. You know what this means right".

I snapped immediately into action.

"Oh senpai, you had just now caused me to spend time and money on my outfit to get it cleaned up. Also your friends are going too far for it to be casual and Ill do anything to stop you".

I could stop myself because one moment I was walking towards the gang and the next I had careined my leg towards the boy in a hyper front kick and so the other boys immediately ran towards my position. They released a vicious war cry as the leader had been sent back. I had no choice but to defend myself. I was blocking as many punches, kicks by moving with each attack to lessen each blow. Hard rocks were chucked at me by a scroneyer looking kid. I was a troublemaker at heart but needless violence had severe consequences. I knew that more than anyone. But when I locked eyes with the hyuga girl, all disheveled with bleeding cuts and bruises, fireworks in my head went off and it felt like a burning christmas tree.

*Snap snap snap snap snap whip snap*

The group had been pierced by something from behind multiple times. They had various bleeding holes in their arms. Shook displaced the malice before long they were crying on the floor.

"It burns," they all yelled while trying to react to whatever struck behind them. His friends ran over to him. However this harmed them more because the blood squirted out. They looked where the shots came from and found small pratustions like small muddy boot prints on the leaves . Then something else shot from out of nowhere as if the ground gave fire to them.

*Snap snap snap snap*

The leader yelled out "There is something on the leaves, the boot prints, "THERE IS SOMETHING WE CANNOT SEE. HEEEELLLPPP".

"I'll give you only 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my sight" I said. They ran away as fast as possible while leaving me with the girl.

If someone were to ask these kids, they would have said it was like a battlefield on their escape, strange projectiles flew over their heads and one said something had touched his leg during their escape. They knew no matter how their story was told to others, no one would believe them.

"You're the heir of the hyuga clan". I asked rhetorically.

"Yes, I'm H-hinata, Hyuga," she stuttered shyly.

I walked over to her and held out my hand, I felt bad for her shortcomings. I helped her up and she was shocked at what she felt. It wasnt that her heart was racing because this boy her age just defeated all the older kids or that she had been roughed up and just knowingly been saved by something worse than a beating. But that she felt something clinging to her body close to her inflicted wounds, something was patching up her bruises and cuts at a fast pace.

"What's happening to me?" she asked.

"This has been something I was able to do at birth, an ability that only I can view". I replied

"How are you able to do this, it feels as if something invisible is attached to my limbs, giving bandaging to my wounds. Though I don't see anything, it f-feels like a small person. I-I don't even see the scars at all, h-h-however h-how do I feel them still there". She said curiously.

"It's called a stand and that's all I will say". A manifestation of the one on the ground that gave me a salute came visible for all to see.

'Gasp' Hinata looked down to see some kind of small humanoid giving this boy a hand gesture on where its brow would have been if it were not covered by a helmet..

"Is that what it was, is t-that what a stand is" she said to herself.

I saw a hyuga branch member approaching, probably Hinata's guard. What the hell was he doing without her subordinate to begin with?

"I will be leaving now", I said "your guardian is here".

"W-Wait, what's your name? She asked.

By then, he was already walking off at a brisk pace just beyond her vision. "Fast" she said to herself.

'I am Naruto Uzumaki, a small patchwork soldier who landed on his sleeve from out of one of the trees in the area and disappeared. Naruto gained some memories from the soldiers' experience.

"Let's head home," he said commandingly. Marching was heard in the distance for hinata who could'nt wait to tell her sister when she got back to the compound.