He walked around the ancient pillars, his cape flapping in the Egyptian breeze. Just a short time ago, Batman had received a message from her, requesting for him to be here at once.
The message was nearly surprising, and yet it also sounded urgent. But Batman knew when he was needed, when people needed his assistance, including fellow crime-fighters on the Justice League.
Nobody seemed to mind the sight of Gotham's Caped Crusader walking around Egypt in broad daylight, people assumed that Batman was tracking down an enemy hiding here somewhere, especially since he'd gone overseas to fight injustice before.
'Where are you, Diana...?' Batman thought.
He walked towards the edge, towards the body of water that was the Nile. On the other side, the pyramids rose in the distance. Batman stopped, gazing at the view and taking in the beauty of Egypt.
The scenery was breathtaking, if not just hot, and seeing all of that history was special, but he had to find Diana. Whatever she needed him for, it had something to do with a crisis that needed to be dealt with and she needed help. Despite being a strong fighter, there were still matters that Wonder Woman couldn't handle alone.
"Well, I can see you got my message. The pyramids are an attraction for sure, but there's one attraction waiting for you..."
Batman turned, finally finding her in the vicinity. Diana Prince, Wonder Woman, stood next to a pillar by a Sphinx statue with a hand on her hip, her long-black hair swaying gently in the breeze. The Themysciran princess was wearing a revealing lacy red-colored string bikini, the swimsuit highlighting her curvaceous figure.
He looked at her, nearly breathless by the Amazon's appearance. He'd seen her in a bikini on some of their previous dates and this day was, no doubt, a special one. Now Batman realized the truth; Wonder Woman had brought him here for a special Egyptian date involving her dressing like that.
Batman walked towards her, his girlfriend, the crime-fighting billionaire's heart thumping a mile a minute. There was no danger, he could take that mask off and be with an Amazon beauty here in Egypt.
"Do you like the scene, Batman?" Diana asked, stroking Bruce's chin seductively.
"I can't say no." Bruce replied in his gravely crime-fighter voice.
"That means yes?" She looped her arm around his neck and pressed Batman against the pillar, locking eyes with Gotham's silent protector.
"You're very irresistible, my Egyptian queen." Batman whispered.
Wonder Woman leaned closer to his neck and raised her leg next to his waist, then she whispered in his ear; "The waters of the Nile await..."
Bruce leaned his head towards Diana's and the two well-known heroes dipped into a deep kiss. He folded his hand around her, moving his other hand down her hip until he was holding up her leg, his fingers beneath her thigh.
Her nose tapped Bruce's nose and her tongue licked his lips, slowly invading his mouth until she'd found his tongue. The Batman raised his tongue, moving forth to meet his girlfriend while she pressed him against the pillar by the Sphinx seductively.
Both crime-fighters French-kissed for two minutes, their hearts pounding while they could feel themselves heating up. Batman knew then. It was time to get out of his costume.
She seemed to read his mind as they pulled away. Diana stroked his neck with a smile and said, "You can keep the mask, my love. But now... the Nile is beckoning."
He followed Diana to a nearby pier, seeing a boat waiting for them. He climbed in and his Themysciran love handed him an oar. Bruce held it firmly and dipped the oar over the side into the water, he swept through the water, moving the boat away from the dock and further out into the Nile.
From afar, he could hear chattering and cameras clicking as tourists explored and took in the scenery. Diana sat back on the boat, her hair flowing in the breeze with her eyes closed. She seemed to glow radiantly in the sunlight in Bruce's eyes, but he knew it was just her tiara.
They rowed out until they were in deep in the middle of Egyptian waters, in an area where nobody could see them. Bruce watched as Diana stood up and flexed her arms, then she dove into the Nile, rotating her shoulders and kicking her legs in the water.
She swam around the boat, dove underwater and came up as water dripped through her long black hair. Diana thrust out her arms and splashed Bruce, wetting his mask, the Themysciran giggled and the Dark Knight let out a slight chuckle, showing his sense of humor.
"You're welcome to join me, Mr. Wayne." Diana said.
She climbed into the boat, pressing her wet bikini clad body against Bruce's stature, letting him feel her cleavage rubbing against his muscular pecs. Diana stroked his chin and slowly peeled off his mask to reveal Bruce's true face, then she stroked his cheek and dipped in to kiss him.
Batman found himself grasping her lower hips, melting into the intimacy and made out with Diana. Oh, he would certainly join her in the Nile, why wouldn't a lucky rich man like Bruce Wayne spend a day swimming in the Egyptian Nile with a gorgeous Amazon such as Diana Prince?
Oh, it would be no different if it had been Catwoman who was there in Diana's place.
BWOOSH! Water splashed everywhere and the boat shook. Bruce pulled his Batman mask back on and sat up with Diana, their arms still around each other, as a huge green-skinned humanoid with red eyes emerged, glaring at them with menacing sharp teeth. As they said in Egypt, there be crocodiles within the waters of the Nile.
"Shit." Bruce growled, "I didn't think Killer Croc would be here."
"Did I interrupt a special Egyptian affair, Batman and Wonder Woman?!" Killer Croc declared, "Looks like the crocodiles ain't damn interested in that since your day is good as done, Dark Knight."
"What the hell are you doing in Egypt?" Diana asked.
"I'm a reptile and crocodiles live in the Nile here, bitch." Killer Croc sneered, "...I also came for some treasure that may be buried here, think of all that I can do in Egypt, so many mummies and buried treasure that can be looted and I get to be the Crocodile Pharaoh."
"Sorry to shorten your reign, but the days of the Pharaoh are over." Diana stood up, "You can be Pharaoh... IN HELL!"
Killer Croc lunged and slashed at Wonder Woman, trying to graze her, but the Amazonian blocked the strike as she brought her gauntlets together and blasted the lunatic off the boat.
Killer Croc got back up and attempted to bite the Themysciran princess, only to get his teeth knocked in by a punch to the jaw. Bruce threw his Batarang and struck Killer Croc in the eye, causing him slight pain.
"Just as stupidly formidable, ya Bat Bastard!" Killer Croc grunted, "But I like Wonder Woman better than you..."
The scaly loon lunged again and grabbed Wonder Woman, licking her face in a very disturbing manner, then he went lower and licked her cleavage. Then Killer Croc looked her in the eye and began to reach for her bikini top, licking his lips in a hungry manner.
"So, babe..." He said, "You wanna have some fun in Egypt with a real crocodile?! I can give it to you good, oh yeah..."
Diana head-butted Killer Croc and kneed him in the thigh, then she picked him up and threw the humanoid crocodile into a palm tree.
Killer Croc got back up and dove into the Nile, attempting to attack the two heroes once more, but Bruce brought out his grappling gun and grappled Croc's arm as Diana brought up the Lasso of Truth and entangled Killer Croc, subduing him.
"Looks like the Egyptian police are going to enjoy having a Gotham fugitive in their custody." Bruce remarked, he looked at his girlfriend with a wink "Am I right, Wonder Woman?"
The shapely Amazonian nodded in agreement and flicked the Lasso of Truth high, hurling Killer Croc into the air. Diana and Bruce watched as he flew high with a scream until he was out of sight, Bruce then removed his mask and sat back on the boat, feeling relief that he and Diana were safe.
"I'll admit, I didn't expect that." Bruce said.
"But now we have more time together, my Pharaoh..." Diana whispered in his ear in a seductive and playful mood, she placed herself upon Bruce's lap and looped her arms around his neck.
"Indeed we do, my queen of beauty." The Dark Knight nodded.
He lay back on the boat on his side with Diana in his arms, eyes locked once more as their hearts burned with rekindled passion.
Batman and Wonder Woman kissed with a passion as fiery as the sun itself, making out on the Nile as Diana stroked Bruce's neck while his hands grappled the Themysciran's smooth, firm rump, making her gasp with slight pleasure while their love filled the waters of the Nile…
The End