At the lake close to Roger's house; Roger emerged from the lake wearing scuba gear and with a bunch of trout in hand.
"Whew, good thing fishing is legal in these parts year round. Plus I don't have to pay for overpriced seafood in Costco." said Roger.
He walked to his house before entering it.
He smiled.
"This'll make for a great dinner tonight." Said Roger.
He then got the dinner ready.
He started humming a tune before he finished cooking the trout and put them on seperate plates and set them on the table.
The meerkat sighed.
Interview Gag
"I have incredible cooking skills." said Roger, "Better than Hunter's."
End Interview Gag
Unknowing to him; Hunter who was walking outside stopped.
"I don't know why, but I think I'll kick Roger's butt when I get home." said Hunter.
He then noticed a sign next to him.
The sign said 'Lake fishing competition tomorrow'.
He smiled.
"Hmm, that seems like a nice human activity." said Hunter.
He walked over to it.
"Maybe I should try out this fishing thing." said Hunter.
He grabbed the sign and walked to Roger's house before entering it.
Roger had finished cooking the trout before setting each up on plates and put them on the table.
He then whistled.
"DINNER'S SERVED!" yelled Roger.
Then Wendy, Viney, Jerbo, Barcus, and Hunter appeared in the dining room and sat down.
Hunter did some thinking.
"I know I was going to do something when I got here, but I can't seem to remember." said Hunter.
He shrugged.
"It's probably nothing, but I sure hope Belos is enjoying his after life." said Hunter.
Cutaway Gag
In the Underworld; Belos in his Philip Wittbane identiry was talking to Hades and the Devil.
"What do you mean this is where I'm supposed to be? Check again, Philip Wittbane or Emperor Belos, I should be in heaven." said Belos.
Hades and the Devil each looked at a clipboard.
"Okay, Philip Wittbane; murdered his brother for falling in love with a witch, murdered a bunch of witches, tricked a bunch of witches into dying, attempted genocide, manipulation of different people including an entire population of witches, a child, and a child with god like powers." said Hades, "All atrocities commited before you could confess to God for your crimes when you were dying."
"There's no mistake, this is the right place." said the Devil.
"Well look for a Caleb Wittbane. I'm sure he's here." said Belos.
The lords of the dead looked at the same clipboard.
"Here we go, Caleb Wittbane. Saw the good in witches." said the Devil.
Belos became shocked.
"What?" said Belos.
"Yeah, he went to the good place for his good deeds. His wife joined him years after." said Hades.
Belos became mad.
"You're saying that my brother got into Heaven just for falling in love with an inherently evil creature?" said Belos.
Hades nodded.
"Yes." Said Hades.
Belos growled in anger.
"That no good human, she put me here. No matter, in a couple of years, she'll show up, and I can get my revenge for allowing herself to be corrupted by evil." Said Belos.
Hades and the Devil looked at each other than at Belos.
"Did you not hear, she managed to bring peace between the human and demon realms." Said the Devil, "She was able to pull off her own version of the Day of Unity."
Belos is shocked in a bad way.
"What?" said Belos.
"Sorry dude, you should have found a more diplomatic way to settle things then blindly go about committing an act that humanity wouldn't agree with in today's day and age just because of your racism." said Hades.
Belos became mad.
"Witches are inheriently evil, and one of them ends up in the good place just because I committed atrocities for the greater good, well I'll-"Belos said before Hades and the Devil both snapped their fingers, making the witch hunter groan in pain.
He saw the Emperor's Coven sigil on his arm glowing and spreading across his body while he was slowly turning to stone.
"What is this?" said Belos.
"Petrification and the Draining Spell in one." said the Devil, "We'll only reverse both if you whole heartedly admit that you blame all of your problems on witches just to hide the guilt of killing your own brother, and beg for forgivness for your sins. You do that, we'll reverse the spells and send you to heaven."
"Alright, alright, everything I did was all for nothing." said Belos.
But both spells started going faster, making Belos groan in pain some more.
"Oh yeah, we forgot to tell you. If you're not honest or whole hearted in your statements, the spells will go to work faster." said Hades.
"Also, there's no way we're going to keep our end of the bargain." said the Devil.
Belos became shocked and mad.
"What?" said Belos.
"You're Philip Wittbane, the lying/manipulative human who's tricked the people of the Boiling Isles into his service just to die, we'd be insane to make a deal with you." said Hades.
"Plus fully petrifying you in the afterlife would be to good for you. So instead we're going to leave you only petrified from the neck down and without any magic as well and force you to watch nothing but films and tv shows that paint the very people you hate in a positive light. Starting with Bewitched." said the Devil.
He and Hades snapped their fingers, making both spells stop, leaving Belos literally stoned from the neck down.
Belos became more mad.
"You're making a mistake keeping me around." said Belos.
"Maybe, but we're just going to keep you trapped in an inescapable room with a TV playing nothing but films and shows where witches are actually good as a satisfying punishment for you." Hades said before clapping his hands, "Take him away."
Then Pain and Panic appeared and took Belos away as he was ranting and raving.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone laughed.
"He had that coming." said Hunter.
He then thought of something.
"Oh which reminds me." said Hunter.
He pulled out the same form and gave it to Roger.
"I came across this on the way home." said Hunter.
Roger looked at the form.
"A fishing competition tomorrow?" said Roger.
"Yeah, I want to try out fishing." said Hunter.
The group did some thinking.
"Well it would be great to get witches and demons into human activities as a result of them now integrating into the human realm and-"Roger said before looking at the form again and saw that it would be hosted by Chris McLean and became shocked, "OH HELL NO!"
He looked at Hunter.
"You never told me it was going to be hosted by the sadistic host of Total Drama." said Roger.
The Boiling Isles residents became shocked.
"Chris McLean?" said Jerbo.
"Bark." said Barcus. (Who's Chris McLean?)
"Only one of the most twisted reality TV hosts of Canada." said Wendy, "He created the Total Drama shows just so he can be amused to see teenagers getting harmed in very serious ways."
Roger pulled out his iPad and typed stuff down.
"Let's take a look at this video and see just how twisted he really is." said Roger.
He turned the iPad around before pushing the play icon on a Youtube video.
In the video was a six year old Chris McLean having a picnic with an old lady.
"He once killed his own dear sweet grandmother." a voice in the video said.
Chris pulled out a pistol and shot his grandmother, making her drop dead.
Everyone gasped in shock as Chris picked up a sandwich.
"Because she forgot to cut the crust off his PB&J sandwich." the voice said before Chris tossed the sandwich and chuckled evily.
The video then changed to him as an adult putting a bag of flaming dog poop on a door step before ringing the bell and running off.
"He even left a bag of flaming dog shit on the door steps of Chris Pratt's house." said the voice.
"That sick bastard." said Viney.
We then see Chris on a computer typing stuff down.
"He has an online blog where he talks bad shit about Jack Black." said the same voice.
"What a monster." said Hunter.
The video changed to Chris in a jacuzzi with two smoking hot girls at a waitress appeared.
"I usually don't drink alchohol, but when I do, I go for a nice bottle of Budweiser." Chris said before the same waitress gave Chris a bottle of Budweiser.
He popped the top and drank some of it before spitting the drink out in disgust.
"This tastes like piss water." Chris said before tossing the bottle at the same woman's head, making it break and knocking the girl out.
The Video changed to Chris deep frying a Scarlet Macaw and a Spix Macaw.
"Chris McLean also eats rare and exotic birds." Said the narrator.
"That monster." Said Viney.
The video changed to a close up of Chris at a graveyard peeing on a grave while laughing sadistically.
"He even pissed on the grave of the late Gilbert Gottfried..."the narrator said before the video zoomed away, revealing he was peeing in front of a lot of people who were shocked, "During his funeral service."
Roger turned off the video.
Everyone was shocked by that video of Chris.
"Ok he seems like a complete monster!" spoke Hunter.
"If you saw Total Drama, you'd realize just how sadistic he really is." said Roger.
"He can't be that sadistic." said Viney.
"There was an episode where he had the contestants have a paintball gun like competition with leeches." said Wendy.
"And the time the contestants had to go through an obstacle course while passing off mutated maggots." said Roger.
"The spin the bottle competition where everyone had to take a dare from a previously eliminated contestant." said Wendy.
"Diving into a lake full of sharks to get a key to a fancy building." said Roger.
"Faking that Escape Psycho Killer with Chainsaw and Hook when a real one ironically escaped!" said Wendy. "But I'm his Defence even he didn't think know that would've happened."
The witches were shocked.
"Okay, you made your point." Said Jerbo.
"If we take part of that fishing competition tomorrow, just be weary of what might happen." Said Roger.
"What, one of us ends up losing a leg due to a shark biting -"Hunter said before Roger covered the Grimwalker's mouth angrily.
"Don't even tempt fate like that. It could actually happen." Said Roger.
Hunter then licked Roger's hand.
Roger groaned in disgust.
"Did you seriously lick my hand?" said Roger.
"What, I did it with Luz once." said Hunter.
"I swear he and Luz have quite the sibling energy going on betwen them. That must be the main reason she got together with Amity and not this guy." said Wendy.
Roger smeared Hunter's spit on his shirt.
"If what you were about to say does end up happening to me tomorrow, it's going to be on your head." said Roger.
Hunter scoffed.
"It might not." said Hunter.