Author's Notes
This fanfic was originally going to be just a one-shot, but then I thought the idea was too funny to only do one chapter, so it'll be multiple chapters! Enjoy!
It was a rainy morning at Night Raid. Nobody had woken up yet, but a certain young male with green hair did.
Lubbock sat up in bed with a groan. He scratched his head in exhaustion, moments before he stretched and released a yawn. He then examined the clock in his room sleepily.
"It's only 7:03 in the morning… And I'm still sleepy… I should probably go back to sle-…" Lubbock paused as he noticed something was off about his voice. What?
His voice seemed higher than usual and sounded too similar and familiar to someone else. A certain, blonde-haired assassin that he wouldn't look in the eyes…
Instead, he would stare at her rack. Those breasts were huge and impressive in his green eyes. Leone, the assassin mentioned, would beat the living daylights out of Lubbock for his perverted stunts, such as asking for the girl's measurements nonchalantly in a normal conversation, staring at their boobs, trying to peek at them while they were bathing, he would do all kinds of gross and pervy things. If girls, women, or females were in his sight of vision, the degenerate of a male would go "Full-pervert Mode", as Leone called it.
"I really must be tired…" Lubbock said with a nervous laugh, only to notice that his boxers didn't feel right. It felt like he was missing his equipment. In fact, it didn't feel like boxers, it felt more like panties.
His arm brushed against his chest, and to his horror (or delight?), it felt soft, squishy, and was just like a pillow.
"Oh my god…" said Lubbock, moments before he looked downwards.
He noticed he wasn't wearing a T-shirt anymore. He was in a black tank top, and he noticed that there were two large melons in there with cleavage in the shape of a heart.
"Oh my god!" exclaimed Lubbock. He jumped out of bed as his heart began racing.
"There's gotta be a mirror somewhere!" he exclaimed.
Suddenly, he busted his bedroom door open and made a mad dash to the bathroom. He bolted in, turned the lights on, and hastily closed the door behind him. He released a girlish shriek as he saw who was standing in his reflection…
It was Leone!
"Whoa! What is this? I'm… In Leone's body?!" asked the now female assassin.
Yes, his shaggy green hair and his one, visible vibrant green eye was replaced with golden locks and yellow eyes like a tiger. Her body was lean and athletic and was currently wearing a black tank top and shorts. Lubbock pulled at her now bright strands of fluffy yellow hair.
"I mean, I could tell that I sounded like Leone…" she said, moments before she grabbed the two, squishy organs on her chest and smooshed them together. "But I can recognize her melons anywhere!"
With one of her, or rather, Lubbock's classic, perverted expressions on Leone's face, the male, that was now female, slammed the bathroom door open and ran out.
"Everyone!" she exclaimed as she began to run to the other assassin's bedrooms. "I have boobs now!"
The first bedroom Lubbock ran into was Tatsumi's. The brown-haired male was completely covered by the warm blankets and he was sleeping peacefully...
*SLAM!*
Until Lub slammed the door open.
"Tatsumiiiii!" yelled Lubbock at the top of her lungs, receiving a groan from Tatsumi. "Look at this, I'm in Leone's body and I have my own pair of breasts now!"
"Haha Leone." said the completely covered male sarcastically. He was obviously exhausted and wasn't ready to wake up. "Very funny, I know you're not Lub but that was a pretty good voice impression..."
The teenage male that was in Leone's body gasped in surprise and put a hand over her mouth. Tatsumi's voice sounded very feminine and commanding, but the green-eyed male with spiky hair never sounded like that. Did the teenage male switch bodies with a woman? Ooh, Lubbock couldn't wait to see who his buddy switched with! Not only that, but Tatsumi's whole body that was enveloped by the comfy sheets looked bigger and taller. The blonde-haired female made a pouty face and prepared to jump onto the bed that her best friend was resting in.
"I'M NOT LEONE, DAMN IT!" yelled the golden-eyed beauty as she pounced onto the bed, her face right above where Tatsumi's face would be. She received a grumpy and irritated "owww" in response, and just like that, Tatsumi revealed himself, causing Lubbock's mouth to fall open. The yellow eyes of Leone grew wide.
In Tatsumi's bed, or rather, who was in Tatsumi's place and was indeed Tatsumi was Esdeath. Lubbock would never want to be face to face with the icy general, but this time he could, as it was Tatsumi in Esdeath's body. She had the long, light blue hair, the light blue eyes like icy diamonds, and the snow white skin. She was wearing only a long-sleeved, white button-up shirt which showed the cleavage of her large breasts. Resting above said cleavage was the mark of the blue-haired beauty's Teigu.
"Leone, it is 7:05 in the morning." growled Tatsumi. "I'm trying to sleep."
Lubbock's eyes were still wide. The blue-haired female raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"What's wrong?" Tatsumi asked, only to cover her mouth in shock. Those blue irises had also gotten wide like Lubbock's. "That's not my voice!"
Tatsumi moved the blanket off himself, and stared at his new body for a few seconds. He then screamed in horror.
Suddenly, the door slammed open, grabbing only the blonde's attention. And there were some weird people that would never be in Night Raid's hideout. The Prime Minister, Kurome, and Lubbock had entered the room.
"What the hell is going on here?!" asked Lubbock's body rather angrily. Mine was in the green-haired male's body.
The three people that had entered the room stopped and stared in horror as they saw Esdeath in Tatsumi's bed.
"Esdeath?!" asked Honest. Najenda was in his elderly and fat body.
"What are YOU doing here?!" demanded Kurome as she pulled out Murasame. Akame was obviously in her little sisters body, judging by the Teigu.
The three approached the two men that were in the bodies of women and Tatsumi pushed Lubbock aside and jumped out of bed quickly. Using Esdeath's strong and curvy body, Tatsumi went into a fighting stance, but her face said otherwise. She looked horrified, like a deer caught in headlights. Her skin looked shiny as she was sweating.
"No! I'm not Esdeath guys, I'm Tatsumi!" she begged, hoping her friends would notice.
Najenda as Honest, Akame as Kurome, and Mine as Lubbock had surprised expressions, moments before they sighed calmly. The black-haired female with the dark eyes put Murasame down.
"Thank goodness!" thought Tatsumi in relief as she fell on her butt.
"Nice panties, Tatsumi!" giggled Lubbock giving a thumbs up, moments before she began laughing hysterically.
Tatsumi made a disappointed face at Lubbock.
"So it looks like you woke up in the wrong body too, huh?" Mine said quietly. "I was enjoying my beauty sleep until you, which I'm assuming was you, screamed. And when I woke up, my body felt bigger and and heavier, and to my horror, I was in that green-haired perv's body!"
"I'M NOT A PERV, MINE!" hollered Lubbock who had suddenly stopped laughing at Mine's mean spirited but true comment. Her eyes were completely white and she was baring her fangs in anger.
"Well that's unfortunate..." said Akame with a deadpan tone. "Looks like Lub got his wish... Boobies."
Najenda pulled out a cigarette and lit it. She began smoking. Mine growled furiously, moments before she used the goggles-wearing assassins fit and toned body to punch Leone's body, or rather, Lubbock in the face. The taller female fell to the floor.
"THAT'S SO GROSS! LEONE WOULD BE SO DISGUSTED IF SHE FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE IN HER BODY!" shrieked Mine, using Lubbock's voice to scream like a banshee.
Lubbock rubbed the side of Leone's attractive face right where his own body hit him. There was a huge, red mark planted there from Mine's attack. Tatsumi blinked several times, moments before she interrupted all of the commotion.
"By the way, speaking of Leone, where is she?" asked the tall woman with ice-colored hair and eyes.
Everyone stopped speaking after what she said, moments before they all ran out of Tatsumi's bedroom.
The assassins of Night Raid made it into Leone's bedroom. The blonde-haired female was completely covered by the sheets, just like Tatsumi. Tatsumi gently grabbed the blanket and threw the bottom part off Leone's feet, causing everyone to gag in disgust and horror. Right where the beautiful female's feet would be was a pair of old man feet. Tatsumi rolled Esdeath's big blue eyes and pulled the top part off Leone, revealing a wrinkly, balding old man happily sleeping.
"Alright, so whose body is this?" asked Mine.
"Oh! I've seen this man's body before! He's a customer at the bookstore I work at!" explained Lubbock.
"And did you really have to take the blanket off feet first?" asked Mine in annoyance and disgust.
"I didn't know there were going to be some smelly old man feet!" whined the older female to the younger male.
"Whatever." answered Mine as he crossed her arms and turned her head away with closed eyes.
"Why is this happening?" asked Akame as she crossed her little sister's arms and put a slender hand to her chin.
Nobody knew, so nobody answered. Did a mad scientist have some kind of machine that did this?
Author's Notes
Argh... This was actually kind of hard to write. I had a lot of fun writing this, but when the characters were switched, I kept putting the wrong names or wrong genders. It's actually pretty hard to keep everybody straight if they're in the wrong bodies. Here's a list of who switched.
Najenda is in the Prime Minister's body.
Akame is in Kurome's body.
Lubbock (to his delight) is in Leone's body.
Leone is in an old man's body.
Mine (to her disgust) is in Lubbock's body.
And Tatsumi (to his horror) is in Esdeath's body.
If it seemed confusing, I'm sorry.