Avon Trek 1 ^-^ ^_^
Space… the final frontier, these are the voyages of the Starship Mascara. It's five year mission to sell make-up through the galaxy… to boldly sell where no girl has sold before.
"Captain's log: stardate.. whatevs. Wait, I don't want to sound like a bitch, that's Brittney's job, stardate 2894.2, we are going to the planet Ronda to sell the Rondarians foundation and lipstick, we will meet up with the diplomats in the diplomat office. We are being escorted by the Rondarian ship, The Shushka into deep Rondarian space."
On the bridge, Spockette's huge, triple F tits are getting in the way of the controls. "Analysis of our current position." Jamie Lee asks. "Momentarily, captain." Spockette answers. She goes over to the science station, but her huge are in to the large and get in the way, so it takes a while,"bearing 314 mark 2." Spockette says, smartly. Everyone intently watches the pink, clam shell shaped ship on the screen. They were still 6 hours out so they were on the bridge, reading their romance novels and, in Uhura's case, watching the big game. Brittney was sitting and waiting to be bitchy. Then all of a sudden Sulu slams he romance novel closed and starts to poke Chekov. Chekov retaliates by poking back, Sulu then starts to tickle Chekov. Chekov tries to retaliate, but ends up falling to the floor beneath Sulu. They just sat there, staring into each others deep brown eyes, blushing profusely, until Brittney says,"What are you two lesbians or something? Ew." This snaps everyone out of their minds and Sulu helped Chekov up "Sorry." Sulu says, her voice very feminine. "It's okay." Paulina replies before lowering her voice,"You want to get lunch later?" of course Brittney heard her,"LESBIANS!" Brittney shouted and pointed at them. So Jamie Lee said,"It's not lesbian if the boobs don't touch." "Logical" Spockette says. Chekov and Sulu nod. The day goes on uneventful.
Sulu and Chekov sat at lunch as they usually did, waiting for their friend, Mallory Scott when Brittney bitchily strut up to them,"Oh look the two lesbians are sitting together." Sulu and Chekov were listening to music with headphones, so they pretended not to hear her. Brittney was joined by her Bitch Squad, "Hey, I was talking to you, Bitch." Brittney shouted and Chekov took out her headphones, looked Brittney in the eye and with a straight face and said,"Look who's talking." That elected a giggle from Sulu and an angry glare from Brittney. She grabbed Chekov by the front of her shirt and pushed her against the wall, "You don't ever fucking call me a bitch again, you fucking slut." Chekov was about a head taller than Brittney, so she wasn't even meeting her eyes. Brittney was about to punch her in the stomach when Sulu intervened,"Excuse me, why the hell are you touching my girlfriend like that? Back off, bitch." Paulina gave Hanea a 'what the fuck look' which Hanea returned with a 'go with it I'm saving your ass' look. Brittney was dumbstruck, she stared for a second before shouting,"I knew it. Get'em girls." Two of Brittney's bitch squad came up behind Sulu and grabbed her by the arms, restraining her if she wanted to attack, "Oh I'm gonna enjoy this." Brittney said, winding up for the attack like a Street Fighter character, "Get you're hands off them, Tammison!" a familiar Scottish brogue echoed through the cafeteria. Mallory Scott confidently walked up to The Bitch Squad and went a few inches from Brittney's face,"Would you like to back of now, lieutenant?" The rest of Brittney's Bitch Squad ran away after seeing Scott. Brittney let goes of Chekov's shirt and walked away, "Whatevs." she said, flipping her hair bitchily. "What was that?" Chekov asked while straightening her uniform, "I agree. Weird." Sulu said as she stared blankly in Brittney's direction. "She must be on her period." Scott said absently. "Chief staff to the bridge." Jamie Lee's commanding voice came over the loud speakers,"Repeat chief staff to the bridge." Mallory, Hanea and Paulina exchanged worried glances before sprinting to the bridge.
On the bridge, the turbo-lift doors opened and Lilly McCoy, Hanea Sulu, Paulina Chekov, Brittney Tammison and Mallory Scott stepped out and went to their respective posts. "I don't like the looks of this Jamie Lee." McCoy said, her southern accent more prominent with stress. "This will be good for the federation bones, don't stress out." Jamie Lee reassured her, "We have been trying to get The Rondarians in the federation for years." "Sir, The Rondarians are requesting communication." "On screen lieutenant." an alien with baby pink skin, big green eyes and small red lips, kinda like an anime character. "Jamie Lee Kirk." The alien started, "You think your federation is worthy of supplying our home world with make-up supplies?" Jamie Lee waited for the alien to finish, "Yes, I do believe we are. Don't put it down until you've tried it." Jamie Lee stated professionally, the alien started again, "But before you can enter our space, you must be proved worthy by going through The Chastity Belt, end transmission." The picture faded away and there was a big great barrier type belt. "The Chastity Belt, I presume." Lilly said with a worried look in her pale blue eyes…
"Captain's log: supplemental, The Chastity Belt we must go through is some sort of energy field that may mess with our instruments."
The Mascara is stopped before the energy field, "Take her in slow, Sulu." Jamie Lee commanded, a little unsure. "Aye, captain." Sulu's response was a little delayed due to the distracting energy field. They started to go into the mystifying mysterious energy field. The ship began to shake, electricity shot throughout the bridge. Everyone fainted. An eerie silence filled the bridge until,"Miss Spockette." Jamie Lee said with the uncertainty of her friend being conscious. "I am unharmed captain, are you alright?" Spockette replied, flooding the captain with relief, "I'm fine" she said, wiping some blood from her nose,"Just a bloody nose. What happened?" "It seems everyone on the bridge fainted, I shall have an analysis momentarily." Kirk sat in her chair and hit the comm button, "Kirk to engineering… kirk to engineering, come in please." Jamie Lee said, worried. "Engineering, Narter here." Jaime Lee looked relieve, "Has anyone in your area fainted?" "No ma'am, that was a bumpy ride. What happened?" "We're getting to the bottom of that, Kirk to sickbay." Jamie Lee waited a second until a familiar mans voice came over the comm, "Sickbay, Chapel here." "Has anyone in your area fainted?" "No captain." Jamie Lee was confused, "Has anyone come in saying they fainted?" Jamie Lee waited for a response, "No sir, why?" she was about to respond when Spockette said, "Captain, it appears to only been localized to the bridge." Everyone passed out. Chekov had fallen onto the floor and hit her head, there was still fresh blood running down her face. Everyone was slowly regaining consciousness. Sulu went over to help Chekov to her feet. "That's odd." Uhura said confused. "What is it, lieutenant?" Jamie Lee asked, "Well usually if Chekov and Sulu help each other out Brittney shouts 'LESBIANS!' but she didn't." Kirk looked over at Brittney's post, but she wasn't there. "lieutenant Uhura, bring up the security tapes from when we entered The Chastity Belt." Jaime Lee said, slightly worried. "On screen." The bridge on screen shook violently, Brittney looked the most scared. Everyone onscreen fainted and Brittney vanished. "Freeze, lieutenant." Jamie Lee commanded. On the screen there was a Rondarian split-second beaming, grabbing Brittney and beaming out. "There!" Lilly shouted, "I said I don't like the looks of this and now Brittney's gone." "Is that such a bad thing, doctor? I mean..." Mallory didn't even get to finish before Chekov chimed in, "Yes it is, she may be a bitch, but she is still a part of the crew." Jamie Lee was shocked, Brittney was bitch to mostly her and Sulu and yet she is the one to say we should rescue her? Weird. Everyone was silent until Sulu said, "Damn Paulina." She caught a sight of the blood on the side of her friend's head, "You must have hit your head hard or my ears are playing tricks on me but did you just say 'we need to help Brittney'" Sulu was so fucking confused. "Da I-I mean yes, we must help Brittney. It's the federation way, to help any member if the crew, even the bitchy ones." Chekov said, trying to get the dried blood off her head. "Spockette, do we still have scanners?" Jamie Lee asked. "Yes, captain." Spockette replied. "Wide range scanners, full intensity. Lieutenant Uhura, open all frequencies." "Yes, Ma'am." The day went on looking for Brittney until, "Sir." Spockette said eying the science scanner, "We have picked up a life sign in the belt, humanoid." "Brittney?" Jamie Lee asked. "Most likely, she is in some sort of pocket of something that resembles class M planet surface," Spockette continued, "Bearing 214, mark 6." "Ms. Chekov, lay in a course." Jamie Lee said confidently, "Aye, Ma'am."
They went back into the belt and just before they got to the class M anomaly, something stopped them. "Analysis, Spockette." "Some kind of force field, origin: unknown." Spockette answered. "Damn." Jamie Lee said under her breath. "Captain, the class M anomaly… is shrinking." Spockette said, raising her eyebrow, "What do you mean, Ms. Spockette?" Jamie Lee asked concernedly. "The anomaly is shrinking at a rate of 10 cubic feet a minute." Spockette said, her human side showing slightly, "So we must make a plan quickly, or lieutenant Tammison will most surely die."
In the briefing room Jamie Lee was informing the others on the situation. "See the thing is, we need someone small enough that even if the area shrinks they both won't be crushed by the pressure. Any ideas?" "why don't we just beam her out." Lieutenant Uhura asks, "That's the problem, we can beam someone in, but we can't beam someone out." Scott said. Everyone was quiet until Hanea spoke up,"what if we beam someone in using automatic beam back and whoever they're touching will be beamed back as well?" "Even if we did, the technology is not very reliable, lass. We might lose them both." "It is the only logical idea." Jamie Lee thought for a second then said, "I'll go." "Captain, you are 5'8 that is to tall to leave an allowance." "Do we have any security personnel that would fit the bill?" "Negative." Jamie Lee was worried, Sulu and Chekov exchanged nervous glances before Chekov spoke up, "I could possibly go, I'm 4'9." Hanea was extremely worried, Paulina was her best friend, she didn't want her to die, and for Brittney no less. "NO!" Hanea spoke up. Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. "Spockette?" Jamie Lee spoke, breaking the silence. "she would be small enough, Captain." "alright, then we haven't a moment to lose." Paulina spoke up.
""now the timer is set for 10 minutes." Mallory was telling he small friend. "Be careful." "I'll be okay." She stepped onto the transporter pad, they were about to energize when Hanea stopped them, "WAIT!" everyone looked at her like she was wearing a funny hat or something. She stepped onto the transporter pad and pulled her friend into a hug. "Be safe, okay." she said. Paulina was a little surprised by this and said, "I'll be fine, I promise." Hanea looked her friend in the eye and stepped off the transporter pad. "Energize Ms. Scott." The transporter beam energized and Chekov was transported.
Paulina rematerialized on a small space of land right next to Brittney. "Ugh, of course they sent the lesbian to rescue me, took you long enough." Paulina wanted to slap the shit out of Brittney so fucking bad. But before she could the ground shook. "We're gonna die!" Brittney shouted and started screaming. Paulina to this chance to slap Brittney hard across her face, smearing half her make-up across her hand in the process, "Get a hold of yourself, Tammison, we're not going to die, we have a plan." The area shrunk a few more cubic feet. Brittney and Chekov backed into each other, "Ew, ew, gross, ew." Chekov rolled her eyes and grabbed Brittney by her arm and waited a few more minutes, "Черт возьми, это было 10 минут, мы должны вернуться сейчас." the area shrunk more and forced Brittney and Chekov together even more. "Damn it, I promised Hanea I'd be okay, shit." "I knew you two were lesbians, but I didn't think it was that serious." Paulina snapped, "Damn it, Brittney, we're going to die, because of you, the others wanted to leave you, but I stood up for you because I thought people could change, but I was wrong, you don't care about anyone but yourself." her accent was almost undecipherable due to the mix of stress and tears. The anomaly shrunk even more and Paulina instinctively protected Brittney, getting her arm crushed in the process.
"Damn it, why didn't they get transported back, it's been 20 minutes." Hanea exclaimed, on the brink of tears. "Captain." Spockette's voice emanated from the comm. "Captain here, go Spockette." Jamie Lee answered, fearing the worst. "The force field has dissipated." Spockette said, renewing Jamie Lee's hope, "can you get a fix on them Ms. Scott?" "Yes, Ma'am." "Beam them up, Scotty."
"Paulina, before we die, I need to tell you your Boyfriend, Martin Landon, has been cheating on you with me." After she said that the familiar feeling of the transporter hum filled the area, "You fucking bitch!" Paulina said as they materialized on the transporter pads. "Oh thank God!" Hanea exclaimed. She was about to hug her friend before she caught a look at her shattered arm and frowned, "You promised me you'd be okay." she said jokingly before helping her up. "Ugh, lesbians." Brittney said as she left. "I'm going to fucking kill Martin."Paulina said as Hanea pulled her to her feet. "Why?" "Cause he fucking cheated on me with Brittney fucking Tammison." "Oh, well before you kill him, you should see McCoy about that arm." Hanea said, gesturing to the shattered arm. Paulina giggled despite the pain and they went to sickbay. Jamie Lee smiled as she watched them leave and went to the bridge. "Sir, the Rondarian diplomat is hailing us." "On screen, Uhura." The Rondarian was smiling at them when she came on screen. "You passed the test, we have deemed you worthy." "w-what, that was a test? Why?" Jamie Lee asked. "We wanted to see if you were worthy." The Rondarian continued, "to see if you would jeopardize your ship for one crew member and the worst one at that. "What would you have done if we failed?" Jamie Lee questioned. "We would have transported her back to the ship, unharmed of course." The turbo-lift doors behind Jamie Lee opened and Sulu and Chekov stepped out, Chekov's left arm was in an arm sling, they went to sit at their posts, when Jamie Lee stopped them,"Sulu, why did you go to sickbay? You weren't injured." Hanea stopped and said, "Because I was making sure Brittney didn't start shit, Ma'am." Jamie Lee chuckled, "Well did she?"
"Well no but… "
"Yes?"
"it was possible."
Jamie Lee turns away. "Alright, go to your post."
"Aye, captain." "Ambassador..." she drew a blank. "B'tang." the Rondarian answered for her. "B'tang, do you still want our services?" B'tang paused for a moment before saying, "We'd be honored captain, follow The Shushka to the forth planet in the Ronda system." "Of course, Ambassador, Ms Chekov, can you still lay in courses with one hand?" Jamie Lee, amused, says, "Aye, Ma'am." "Set a course, warp factor 2." "Aye, Ma'am." Chekov said as she laid in the course…
… And the adventure continues…