DISCLAIMER: None of the characters featured in this crossover fanfiction are my property. All rights to Loud House is reserved to Nickelodeon, and all rights to Donkey Kong Country is reserved to Nintendo.
WARNING: This story contains many sexual situations, gratuitous nudity, and bestiality. Those who are uncomfortable with anything mentioned here are not advised to read any further.
It was a normal day in the House of Loud. Aspiring rockstar Luna was jamming her heart out, comedian Luan was telling jokes with her puppet, athletic Lynn was playing catch by herself, et cetera. One such Loud, the eldest daughter named Lori, was visiting from her home far away from the sleepy town of Royal Woods.
Lori was minding her own business, her face glued to her smartphone, before a sudden explosion occured in one of the rooms nearby. Her neutral expression didn't cease, however, as she knew EXACTLY who caused said explosion; none other than her thirteen-year-old scientist sister, Lisa. Despite this, the eldest sister took it upon herself to check and see what Lisa was up to.
Once she entered the room of the scientist, Lori discovered that Lisa was building some sort of portal she could see in practically ANY of her little brother Lincoln's comic books. Considering the events that would soon transpire in a few moments, Lori would wish that she had just left Lisa to her own devices. But as the old saying went, 'curiousity killed the cat.'
"Uhh...Lisa? What in the literal hell are you working on?" Lori said as she stepped further into the room, her smartphone in her pocket and her hand on her hip covered by her khaki shorts.
"Well, if you must know, my language-ridden blood relative, I am conducting an experiment to craft a teleportation device that will allow a user to transcend to another world unfamilar to ours." Lisa ever-so eloquently replied, much to the confusion of the blonde sister.
"...English, please?" The confused Lori replied, causing Lisa to lift her glasses and rub the edges of her nose before responding in laymen terms.
"...I'm building a trans-dimensional portal."
"...You're kidding, right?" Lori began, clearly flabbergasted from what she heard. "How do you even know if it'll work?"
"Well, there's only one way to find out, as they say." Lisa responded, beginning to add the finishing touches to the portal.
"...Ugh, hold on, I'll get Lincoln." Lori responded, as she turned to find her only male sibling before she was stopped.
"Actually, Lincoln's gone to hang out with Clyde and Ronnie Anne, so he's unavailable. But, considering you're here..." Lisa trailed off, as Lori knew EXACTLY what that meant.
Seeing as though she had no way out of this, Lori let out a relenting groan, as she stepped onto the center of the portal device.
"You'd better hope this works, because if it doesn't-"
"You'll turn me into a human pretzel, I'm aware, dear sibling. Trust me, it'll work. Now, all I have to do is to plug this puppy up, and..."
As she said this, Lisa plugged the device into a nearby power socket. Within seconds, the portal whirred to life, as the platform below Lori's sandaled feet began to rumble, the movements causing the blonde's gifted bosom to jiggle.
"Excellent...! Everything's now in working order! Hopefully nothing goes wrong this time-" Lisa began to say, before cutting herself off upon realizing that a jar of toddler Lily's banana food had tipped over, and it's contents pouring onto the wires.
"Eldest sibling! Step away from the device before-"
Too late. Before Lori could even react, she was instantly zapped away. And to make matters worse, right after she was teleported, the device went up in smoke, imploding upon itself.
Lori eventually regained consciousness as her eyes fluttered open. She soon realized she was laying on her stomach against some kind of grassy environment, as she pushed herself up to her knees.
"...Ugh...what the hell happened...?" She groggily said to herself, rubbing her eyes until her vision became more clear.
Once it did, however, she practically SCREAMED in shock as she realized where she was.
She had landed in some sort of tropical jungle, as evident by the vines, palm trees, and animals passing by. She then looked down at herself, and she SCREAMED again as she made two more realizations.
The screen of her smartphone was cracked beyond repair...
...And she was bare naked.
"...Lisa! Is this some sort of sick, fucking virtual reality experiment!?" Lori exclaimed as she felt her face to try and take off some sort of helmet, only to realize that nothing of the sort was upon her head.
"...God damn it. Great, guess I'm literally stuck here now! That is the LAST time I ever become Lisa's fucking guinea pig." She growled to herself as she got up on her feet, brushing the sand and grass off her body.
Lori then proceeded further into the jungle, intending on exploring the area until Lisa would supposedly find a way to bring her back home. Unfortunately, her gifted assets elicited a clapping noise, as her bare breasts flopped around, and her bubbly ass jiggling up and down. Said noise would no doubt attract a LOT of attention from the animals. More specifically, a group of muscular primates...