This book is dedicated to Technoblade
and perhaps Dream too.

...

Too boring,
it starts too boring,
it starts too boring!

You idiot,
nobody would ever want to read a book
where there is no love,
where there are deaths,
where friends are nonexistent.

...

Your eyes are about to scan over a collection of words.

Sadly,
I cannot force you to appreciate them.

Hear yourself scroll,
hear yourself click...

Try to think,
I guess.

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Come on,
it's a short book.

It'll be fun.