One day I went go buy milk from shop but get lost
I find weird black guy with talking leaf
"Wassup bro wanna get high" he asks
why yes mate I would I say back
So I eat the talking leaf and black guy starts crying
"Motherfucker that was my best friend" he wails
oops I say and fart leaf out
leaf is dead
i go away because am sad of murder
i find traveller and he ask for cigarette
i say no and he start yell in gibberish while flailing arms so i kick him in balls and he fall down
i then meet talk hedgehog called sonic and he fast
gotta go fast he says and pulls down the skin from his legs
he humps me and bloody mess lube
sexy hedgehog
sonic i cry
author cries sonic
we bothe cum
sonic stik his tung in mine ass and lik out his own cum
i mone
i doe same
he mone
we hav manny sexy tim
then we go 2 place call spingfeld an fin yelo boi
don have caw dud he say
we hav 3sum an cum
his fat dad com an strangil boy an boy die
we hav 4sum
we go bak to sonic hus anf find jesuz
jesuz say smowk crak
we eet this crak an fard out crakduzt
lololololol
mannie funnee drugge jowkse
we sex jeszu much sum9
shrek cum then fill us al
i luv ogr an hi lib me
shuck iz lub shuck iz lyf