(audience applauds and cheers as the Brain Surge intro clip montage shows)
Erin: WELCOME TO BRAINSURGE! The only game show where you don't have to know anything to win. And now here's your host, JEFF SUTPHEN!
Jeff: WHOOOOOAAAAAA! YEAH! BOOM! Welcome to Brain Surge! The only show where you need a great memory and super concentration skills! Today, one of you guys is going home a BrainSurge champion! Plus, you'll be playing for a really cool prize worth thousands of dollars in prizes, plus a sliming from head to toe! However, for the rest of you, there is only one way outta here and that is down…..
Audience and Jeff: THE BRAIN DRAIN!
(applause and cheers)
Jeff: Yes, that's right! And now, without further ado, let's meet today's brainiacs!
This is Susie Carmichael! As much as she wants to be the new Janet Jackson, she claims her singing is not as good as her mom. That's false!
This is Kimberly Ann Possible, or Kim for short. As much as she loves cheerleading, she also goes around the world as some kind of superhero.
Meet Luna Loud everyone! This rockstar who came out as bisexual on TV and is a lesbian off screen. Brainsurge has its first LGBTQ contestant.
Say hello to Lincoln Loud! He is the only brother in a family of 11 siblings, and Luna is one of the 11. Talk about family drama!
Introducing Flash Sentry! He once let his jealousy somewhat get away from him during a camping trip.
And finally, Sunset Shimmer! This girl can make sushi, comic books and a blues/rock combo in one day, but not all at the same time!
Alrighty everyone, welcome! Now, it's time for me to head over to the brain center so we can get started!
Random man: LEVEL 1!
Jeff: Okay, you guys know how this works. You're gonna use the game pads in front of you to lock in your answers, but don't hit 3 4 times, or else Lincoln will get his pants yanked down. This level will test you on how quickly you answer the question. Now, here comes a 10 point puzzle!
These girls are talking about a very important subject: boys. Pay close attention to the boy's description.
Girl #1: OMG! That new guy is a total cutie.
Girl #2: I know! Not the blonde one, right?
Girl #1: No! The one with brown hair.
Girl #2: Oh yeah, and how cute are those braces?
Girl #1: Totally! And that green shirt with the number 8 on it?
Girl #2: He's such a hottie!
Jeff: Okay, how many times did Sam write his name? And how many times did Horace write his name?
(beep, beep, beep!)
Kimi, did you have a crush on any boys?
Kimi: There's this friend of mine named Tommy Pickles. I thought he'd be good enough to date.
Jeff: Can I help with making the date perfect?
Kimi: I'll see. Not much a big airhead can do.
(Everyone laughs)
Jeff: True. True. Let's see what the correct answer is.
(ding)
It was boy number 4!
(applause and cheers)
Let's see who got it right!
(dings)
Everybody's right! So everyone gets 10 points! Nice job!
(applause and cheers)
Jeff: So, here comes another puzzle! And this time, it's worth double the points! That means it's worth 20! Take a look!
(the screen reveals a soccer ball)
These ladies are playing with a soccer ball. There's a 3 digit number on the ball. As soon as you can spot what the number is, enter it on your game pod.
(beep, beep, beep)
Jeff: Lincoln, played soccer lately?
Lincoln: Not really, but I do enjoy it. I also have a sister who's in love with soccer.
Jeff: In love?
Lincoln: So in love with soccer, I question why she and soccer can't get married.
(everyone laughs)
Jeff: Okay, let's see what the correct answer is!
(applause and cheers)
Jeff: 557! Who gets the 20 points?
(dings)
Jeff: Luna, Sunset, Susie and Kim! The girls are showing off their brains!
(applause and cheers)
Jeff: Nice job guys! Now, we are moving on to this 30 point puzzle! Roll it!
I'm going to ride a roller coaster. But pay close attention to which car I'm in.
(Jeff goes inside the roller coaster and then it goes)
(After the ride)
Jeff: Which car am I in?
(beep, beep, beep)
Jeff: If you think you're getting 30 points, give me your best motion sickness face into the camera.
(everyone does a motion sickness face as the audience laughs)
Jeff: Hahaha, okay! Let's see the correct answer!
(ding)
Jeff: It was number 2! Let's see who got it right!
(dings)
Jeff: Luna, Sunset, and Flash! Excellent job guys!
(applause and cheers)
Jeff: Now, let's take a look at the scores! Luna and Sunset have 60 points. Flash has 40, Kim and Susie each have 30, and Lincoln has 10. But now, everyone better focus because this next puzzle is a BIG one! It's worth 50 points! Take a look!
(the screen shows Bobby and Courtney)
Jeff: My brother, Bobby, loves to annoy my sister, Courtney. Listen carefully to everything they say.
Courtney: Hey Bobby!
Bobby: Hey Bobby!
Courtney: Ugh, not this again!
Bobby: Ugh, not this again!
Courtney: I'm gonna yell!
Bobby: I'm gonna yell!
Courtney: *After getting an idea* Bobby wets his bed.
Bobby: Bobby wets his bed. Hey, wait a minute!
Jeff: Which phrase did Bobby not repeat? Hey Bobby, Ugh not this again, I'm gonna tell, or Bobby wets his bed?
(beep, beep, beep)
Jeff: Luna, does anyone in your family copy what you do?
Luna: Thankfully no.
Kim: Thankfully no.
Luna: *Now annoyed* Okay, who did that?
Flash: Who did that?
Susie: Kim did it!
Flash: Kim did it!
Lincoln: Stop that!
Sunset: Stop that!
Luna: See what you started, Jeff?
Kim: See what you started, Jeff?
Luna: Kim!
Sunset: Kim!
Jeff: Okay, okay, okay! I don't want you guys getting into a fight. Let's see the correct answer!
Bobby: The correct answer is…
Courtney: The correct answer is…
(ding)
Bobby and Courtney: I'm gonna tell.
Jeff: It was, I'm gonna tell! They said "I'm gonna yell". Let's see who got it right!
(dings)
Jeff: Luna's the only one getting 50 points. Now judging by what I'm seeing, Luna has yet to miss a puzzle.
(applause and cheers)
Luna: That's what's up.
Jeff: I know. As for everyone else? *Starts shaking around* Shake it off. Everyone, give it to me.
(contestants shake around, leaving the audience in more laughter)
Jeff: Now that we've got that out of our system, this is our final puzzle. Only four of you will be advancing to the next level. The other two of you will be going down….
Audience and Jeff: THE BRAIN DRAIN!
Jeff: Now, this last puzzle is SUPER BIG! It is worth 100 points! Watch!
Martin loves cars! In fact, after school, he always likes to count cars as they go down the street. Keep track of how many red cars and blue cars go down the street.
(the cars drive down the street)
How many red cars did Martin see? And how many blue cars did he see? Lock in your answer now!
(beep, beep, beep)
Jeff: Susie, if you get the chance, what car would you like to drive?
Susie: A hybrid SUV.
Jeff: Pretty cool. Lincoln, coming into this last puzzle, you had only 10 points.
Lincoln: I know, but I'm worried about this.
Jeff: Alright, let's take a look at the correct answer!
(ding)
4 red cars and blue 6 cars was the answer!
(applause and cheers)
Let's see who got it right!
(dings)
Luna, Susie, Lincoln and Flash are getting 100 points!
(applause and cheers)
Way to go, guys! Now, it's time to find out who will be moving on to our next level!
In first place, with 210 points, not missing a single puzzle, LUNA!
(applause and cheers)
With 140 points in second place, IT'S FLASH!
(applause and cheers)
Susie! You're in third place with 130 points
And, in fourth place with 110 points making a huge comeback, LINCOLN!
(applause and cheers)
So that means you four are moving on to the next level! Congratulations!
(applause and cheers)
Kim and Sunset, you were great contestants! But before we send you down the brain drain, Erin, tell us what they'll be getting!
Erin: To our runners up, you will each be receiving this $250 Gift Card! Use it at any McDonald's you want. McDonald's! I'm lovin' it. Also, you've won tickets to Medieval Times! Inspired by the 11th century, you will receive a meal feast while watching knights battle it out for honor! Finally, you'll be getting a Nickelodeon bucket of slime! Congratulations!
Jeff: There's only one way outta here and that is down….
Audience: THE BRAIN DRAIN!
(applause and cheers)
Jeff: Alright, come on down Kim!
(Kim slides down)
Kim: AWWW SWEET!
Jeff: Alright Sunset! Come on down, girl!
(Sunset slides down)
Sunset: WOOOHOOOOOO! YEAH!
Jeff: Ohhh yeah! When we come back, we'll see if these brainiacs can put their massive minds to the test on level 2! Don't go anywhere!
(commercial break)