Today Jaune woke up, today he want to have sex.

"Ughhhhhhh SEXXXXXXXXXX!" His scream echo throughout the entire Beacon Academy, as a matter of fact he singlehandedly kill over 50 students wth the scream alone.

"AHHHHH SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"

"JAUNE WHAT THE FUCK!" The orange women, whom he forgor her name try to stop him from his dream. But! Jaune is a man on a mission.

"I WANNA HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXX. uUGHHHH SEXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!"

Rule 63 Annoying Orang's head instantly explode. She fucking die, and to respond to her death. Jaune said

"Skill issue LMAO"

He then aggressively t-pose and Fortnite default dance over her corpse, truly one of the moment of all time.

After that, Jaune use his Sex Power(Not a Semblance) and teleport to Cardin.

"Woah, what the hell!" Cardin is alarm, but Jaune is a sex machine. And the sex is endless.

"I want to fuck you sex sex sex" With a mere sentence, reality warp and Jaune and Cardin have hot sexsexsex.

Sex List:

Cardin

Jaune isn't satisfy, hot sex is good and all but has any one in history ever try cold sex?

『New objective: have cold sex 』

The Sex System command Jaune, wait the Sex System??? I didn't remember writing th-

Plot twist: Jaune is secretly the husband of the two Brother Gods, unfortunately his Sex Power is too big so they have to seal him. Now after an unfathomable amount of time, he is back. His harem shall be rebuild again.

"Come to Daddy, little sissies" Jaune seductively breath, his mere presence is dripping sexual energy. He will make every men on this plane of existence his little bitch, and no one will stop him!

Sex.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Every males at every point in time and space has have sex with him, hot sex, cold sex, casual sex, competitive sex, raw dog, cooked dog,...

Today Jaune woke up, he looked for a glass of water. After drinking the water, he opened the window of his apartment.

"Weird dream i have"

Zeppeli was still sleeping, Jaune wonder what her ability was.

"Welp, she still hasn't manifested it yet. But i just need to wait"

His loyal friend, the projection of his soul. 『Roundabout 』 tapped him on the head several times, keeping him awake.

Another day in Naples.

The multiverse is real! I'm sure the end may confused the people that doesn't read my other, actually serious and non-crack fanfic. This is just a One Shot, maybe I'll update this for shits and giggles.