Today Jaune get hit in the dick, it hurt
However, Jaune quickly man up and hide his feelings. Unfortunately his friends notice the wacky ahh walk Jaune has.
"Does your penis hurt Jaune? I can kiss it if you want" Pyrrha said, obviously she just worry about him. There is no way she can ever possibly have even the slightest romantical attraction toward him, it is merely impossible, improbable, undeniably false, undoubtedly incorrect, straight up wrong.
"Thank you for the suggestions my dearest partner whom i view as a completely platonic friend of mine, but i am fine." As Jaune continue to be denser than a Harem Isekai main character, Ren look at him and wink.
Definitely not because he and Ren have been fucking for the last two weeks, definitely not because Nora not only isn't angry being cheat on but she got all sticky and wetty watching two boys making out. Nope, not at all.
"Hey Jauney boy~" Aw shit, its Cardin Gay Winchester. He has been an annoyance lately, trying to convince Jaune and Ren to have a threesome with him. And yes, 'Gay' its his actual middle name.
"Stay back you fucking monkey" Weiss strike back with her racism, oh wait Cardin isn't a Faunus.
RING RING RING
Blake's scroll suddenly ring, giving Jaune an excuse to escape Cardin.
"Oh shuck, sorry Cardin but Blake need all of us for her phone call"
Meanwhile Ruby, Yang and Nora stand still and not contributing anything to the plot.
"Okay, its fine darling~" Oh god, thats creepy as fuck. Jaune and the gang run away from Cardin, hoping to never see his stupid ass again.
After that Ren use his mouth to give Jaune the biggest sloppy toppy ever. Nora film it like a fucking weirdo and Pyrrha watch and also writing into her notebook for some reason.
"Ambatukhum Ren! AMBATUKHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" His semen shot out, flooding the entire dorm. After a hot minute, Jaune look at his little 10 inches dick. Its still shooting out cum, the floor is all sticky and wet. Also why is Pyrrha drinking it?
Soon, the semen spread out the entire Beacon academy. And it still doesn't stop, people are wash away by the tsunami of cum. Jaune can see Headmaster Opzin and his assistance Glynda trying to not drown on his milk.
"OH YESSS JAUNEY BOYYYYY, DROWN ME IN YOUR TASTY FLUID!!!!!!!!!!!" Cardin try to drink all of the cum, but its useless (muda)
"Did somebody did a jojo reference?" An unknown man said
His cum tsunami soon invade the entire world, soon reaching Salem. Her immortality is muda muda against Jaune's semen, she die (skill issue).
Soon it flood the entire world, Remnant is now a planet full if 'milk' and Jaune is the ruler of all. And to think, all of this start from a sucky wucky from Ren
This shit is too fun to write lmao.