Back in the story; Meek, Ratchet, and Clank had stopped at a rest stop and exited the ship and looked around.
"Is Sonic really okay?" said Clank.
"Of course he is, he's survived impossible odds." said Meek.
"That he has." said Ratchet.
Meek walked over to a vending machine and put some credits in it and pressed some buttons before a bottle of Doctor Pepper was dispensed from it.
He opened it up and started drinking it.
"Well, if Sonic did survive, he'll find a way to head for the planet Megacorp was first established." said Meek.
Meanwhile on the Maktar Resort; the escape pod Sonic hijacked crashed on a walkway before rolling towards an edge.
It eventually stopped and dangled over the edge.
The hatch opened up and Sonic poked his head out and looked down at space and became shocked.
"Whoa, okay." said Sonic.
He looked at the walkway the pod was dangling over and leaped for it before the pod fell off.
The hedgehog sighed.
"Whew, I'm more lucky then Batman in the 1960's." said Sonic.
Back in reality; Hunter shook his head.
"There's no way Batman was lucky in the 60's." said Hunter.
"Have you seen that show from the sixties or the film? The only reason Batman survived one of Penguin's death traps was because a porpoise jumped in the way of a torpedo." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded.
"That's like saying Superman's amnesia kiss was only in a live action movie." Said Marcy.
"There's a reason why Superman's amnesia inducing kiss was only in the Christopher Reeves films." Said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
Lex Luthor was in a room looking at his reflection sadly.
"Oh, my beautiful hair. I'll never forget about how you took it from me Superman." Luthor said before turning to the readers and smiled, "Adventure Comics two seventy-one."
Superman then appeared behind Luthor.
"Oh really Lex?" Said Superman.
Lex became shocked before turning to Superman angrily.
"Superman, I'll destroy-"Lex said before Superman grabbed him, shocking the bald man, "Wait, what're you doing?"
Superman then kissed Lex Luthor before pulling away, leaving the man confused.
"I don't remember why I hate you so much." said Luthor.
"I know." said Superman.
Later; Superman appeared on Apokalyps and approached Darkseid before kissing him.
Later; the Man of Steel appeared on Brainiac's ship as he was looking at a shrunken city before kissing the android.
Later; Superman was wearing a hazmat suit and approached Metallo before taking off the mask part and kissed the bot.
Later; he appeared on another planet that Bizzaro was on before kissing the alternate version of himself.
Later; Superman was flying towards the Fortress of Solitude.
"Another job well done. And with no issues whatsoever." said Superman.
He then landed at the entrance to the Fortress of Solitude, only to find that Lex Luthor, Darkseid, Brainiac, Metallo, and Bizzaro were all waiting for him with flowers and boxes of chocolates.
Superman became shocked.
"Aw shit, I should have thought this through." said Superman.
End Cutaway Gag
"His kiss also turns people gay?" said Hunter.
"No but Luz's unintentional flirtation towards Amity turned her gay." said Sonic.
"I sure did." said Luz.
She then realized what Sonic said and became mad.
"Hey." said Luz.
Back in the story; Sonic walked around the station and saw someone with their back turned and working on something.
The hedgehog chuckled.
"Wow, plumber's crack." said Sonic.
The person bumped his head.
"Ow." said the person.
The person turned around, revealing it was the Ratchet and Clank Plumber who glared at the hedgehog.
"What was that?" said the Plumber.
Sonic was shocked.
"Uh wow, plumber's back." said Sonic.
"Very funny." said the Plumber, "What're you doing on a Megacorp owned station?"
Sonic looked around.
"Megacorp owned, I thought this was Deep Space Nine." said Sonic.
"I'd be worried about what you do in the presence of any Megacorp workers now." said the Plumber.
Sonic became confused.
"Huh?" said Sonic.
"News flash, Megacorp is now owned by a supervillain who also bought out Gadgetron." said the Plumber.
Now Sonic is shocked.
"Say what now?" said Sonic.
"Yeah, ever since Doctor Nefarious was said to have bought out Megacorp and Gadgetron, he's been making life very hard for everyone in any galaxy." said the Plumber.
"Wouldn't really apply to my galaxy at the moment." Sonic said under his breath.
He cleared his throat.
"So what're you doing here?" said Sonic.
"The previous CEO of Megacorp hired me to work on a new revolutionary way to travel through space without the use of a spaceship. But with the new owner all of a sudden, I need to finish this up today and head for another galaxy just to save my own hide." said the Plumber.
Sonic looked at the device and saw it looked like a treadmill of sorts.
"This is the device?" said Sonic.
"Yes sir, you just get on and start running until you reach your destination." said the Plumber.
Sonic was about to get on, but was stopped by the Plumber.
"Not so fast, to get this thing to work properly, you'll need one of Megacorp's new products called the Universal Suit and some bolts." said the Plumber.
"And where can I get one of those suits?" said Sonic.
"That Galactic Gladiator arena." the Plumber said while pointing to the Galactic Gladiator arena.
Sonic is shocked.
"Seriously?" said Sonic.
"They'll give you the suit if you sign up for a battle. The only way to keep it is if you win the battle." said the Plumber.
Sonic was still in shock but chuckled and cracked his knuckles.
"Please, I've been through lots of impossible odds I've overcome. I'm sure a battle with a deadly warrior will be nothing." said Sonic.
"You're funeral. No one who's ever entered the arena has survived and won the suit officially." said the Plumber.
"Like I said, I've been through lots of impossible odds I've overcome." said Sonic.
He walked off.
"Still his funeral." said the Plumber.
He went back to work on the machine he was working on.
Later; Sonic appeared in the arena and looked around.
He saw a table that said 'Sign up to get a Universal Suit' and the Universal Suit.
It looked like a cross between the Christian Bale and Robert Patterson Batman suits in one, but without any of the bat designs on it, and no mask.
He walked over to the table where an alien was working at.
"I wish to try out the Universal Suit in the next battle." said Sonic.
"Just sign your name here." the alien said before giving Sonic a pen and pointed at a piece of paper with a list of names.
Sonic signed his name on the list before being given a device that was a cross between the Dino Fury Morphers in Dino Fury and Seiza Blasters in Uchu Sentai Kyuranger and a folded up Dino Fury Key like device.
Sonic became confused.
"Oh hell no, this is a Morpher and key." Said Sonic.
"Yes." Said the alien.
"What am I supposed to do for the kick-ass Batman suit, shout out it's Morphin time and make up a morph sequence?" Said Sonic.
"That's the idea." Said the alien.
Sonic looked at the Morpher and key before placing the device on his arm and put the key away.
"It's like Toei is running out of Super Sentai ideas." said Sonic.
He walked off.
"Just go through the doorway and you'll be ready to fight." said the alien.