I have been wanting to write this since Valentine's Day. I know it's really early but guess what
SCREW the calendars! I love Halloween and Halloween Fics
I don't anything own from Helluva Boss or The Addams Family.
The IMP crew is preparing for their company Halloween party in the living world in a week. Moxxie and Millie have decided to go in a couple's costume. Not surprisingly, they are going as the Phantom of the Opera and Christine DaaƩ. With a twist, Millie will be the phantom and Moxxie will be Christine. Blitz and Loona are still having a hard time deciding on theirs. "How about I go as Raven from Teen Titans and you be her demon dad Trigon? You would barely need anything for it," Loona asked as she scrolled through her phone.
"Fuck no! If I wanted to go as a deadbeat dad I would just grow goat bread and go as my dad," Blitzo said as he packed the weapons bag with everything they might need in case they get ambushed by those D.H.O.R.K.S. dicks topside. His phone started buzzing. He grabbed it from the meeting table with his tail. He saw by the Caller ID photo that it was Stolas. He rolled his eyes before answering. "Yeah, Stolas, if this is about our full moon night this month, I might be too busy to focus completely on the cloaca crushing," he said into the phone. Loona groaned in disgust. "Sorry, Loony."
"First off, Blitz, you are on the speaker and Via heard that, sorry dear," the owl's voice came through. The sounds grossed out female whining from after. "Secondly, I heard that IMP is going to the surface for All Hallows this year. Perhaps, Via and I could accompany you all. We've never been topside for it before and Via thought it might be fun," he explained before pausing for a moment. "Only if that is fine with you lot of course."
"Well, that would be more pro-boner bodyguard work than partying. So, I'm not sure," Blitz said, pretending to be difficult.
"Via-!" Stolas shouted through the phone again.
"Okay, listen, my mother said unless I had something already planned for Halloween this year, I will be going to my uncle's boring masquerade ball. Loona told me about your party in New York," Via chimed in. Blitz looked over at Loona who was flipping him the bird. "And Dad and I need a better excuse for her than just staying in the palace and practicing my spells."
Blitz sighed in reluctant defeat. "Fine, but one condition," he said while holding his index finger. "You and Stolas have to help Loona and I decide on costumes because we can't agree on anything, just like Stolas and his soon-to-be shrew ex-wife, except with less swearing and yelling," he said without thinking. "Sorry, forgot who I was talking to for a second!"
"I mean, you're not wrong," she said with a giggle. "I also have an idea of the costumes. Do you mind if we portal over to the office?"
"Via, that isn't necessar-"
"Okay, just hurry," Blitz said before hanging up, cutting the prince off. The sounds of a portal opening came up behind him. The owls walked right out. Stolas was in his usual romper, minus the cape and hat. Loona came over to Octavia and fist-bumped her. "Hey, Stols," he said to the tall twig of an owl.
"Yes, always a pleasure," the prince added awkwardly.
Octavia cleared her throat and grabbed her sketch pad out of her bag. "So, I was thinking, I thought that we are going to use human forms when we go, I think we could try a 4-person group idea. Dad, since you are way taller than Blitz, and you have the right hips for it, you and he can go as Morticia and Gomez Addams, in the style from the Netflix series Wednesday. If you don't mind wearing a dress," she said before showing them some of her designs for the dress.
"He does give off a Tish vibe to me most of the time," Blitz said looking at Stolas with a slight smile. Before snapping out of it before the blushing starts. "Plus, Moxxie is already going as a woman so why not?" he added.
Stolas nodded with a wide smile. "I do love her dress and style. I think that will be perfect, my owlette, and Blitz, you will make a great Gomez, you both are strong, great fathers and have a great sense of humor," he said to the imp.
"Fine, I'll do it, but we have to find a good fake human hand so we can have Thing on my shoulder, or no go," the imp said.
Octavia grinned. "Great, now Loona," she said before turning to the hellhound. "I was thinking I could go as Wednesday in her Nevermore uniform and you could go in your normal form with Enid's uniform on. What do you think?"
"If it means, I barely have to wear pink, deal," she said before getting up from her chair. "There's a discount fabric store down the street. Let's go get the supplies while we can."
Millie walked over. "I'll come with you girls, I need to get the right things for our costumes too. B, Moxxie, I'm taking the van," she said before grabbing the keys from Blitz's pocket. "Yee Fucking Haw," she added before they left.
"Have fun," the boys said before they shut the door.
If anyone wants to make fanart for the gang in their costumes. Please send me the link.
Next Chapter Soon :3
