ACT I

Meg and Stewie are sitting on the couch watching TV. Peter, Lois, and Chris are arguing in the background.

Peter: (angrily) I don't care! I'll hit the goddamn kids all I want!

Lois: (shocked) Peter, how can you say that? You're their father!

Chris: (sighing) I don't even know why I bother. I'll just go do some drugs.

Meg and Stewie exchange a worried glance as the argument continues.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Peter goes to answer it.

Peter: (opening the door) What the f*ck do you want?

Two men in suits stand on the doorstep.

Man #1: (firmly) Mr. Griffin, we're from Child Protective Services. We've received reports of child abuse and neglect in this household.

Peter: (panicking) What? No, that's not true! We love our kids!

Man #2: (skeptical) Well, we'll have to see about that. We're taking Meg and Stewie into custody for their own safety.

Meg starts to cry as the men lead her and Stewie out of the house.

Meg: (crying) Why is this happening?

Stewie: (confused) I say, what's going on here?

Peter: No, wait! You can't take our kids away!

But it's too late, Meg and Stewie are taken away.

ACT II

Meg and Stewie arrive at the Simpsons' house, where they are greeted by Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.

Homer: Well, hello there! I'm Homer Simpson.

Marge: And I'm Marge, his wife. It's nice to meet you.

Bart: Hey, little dude. Want to see me skateboard?

Lisa: I'm sorry you had to go through this. But we'll take care of you.

Meg: (gratefully) Thank you so much for letting us stay here.

Stewie: Yes, quite. I've never seen such...yellow people before.

Maggie: Babbabbaba.

ACT III

Chris, Lois, and Peter are seen in a jail cell.

Chris: I can't believe this is happening.

Lois: I swear I didn't rape anyone! This is a mistake!

Peter: (ashamed) I guess we really messed up, didn't we?

A guard approaches their cell.

Guard: (sternly) Griffin family, you're going to be in here for a long time. You'll have plenty of time to think about what you've done.

The family looks at each other regretfully as the scene fades to black.