Stewie: So, Maggie, can you talk?
Maggie: (suck suck)
Stewie: Thankfully, I can understand sucker. So, what's your dad's IQ?
Maggie: (suck suck)
Stewie: He has a crayon in his brain? Well, at least he's not a bastard oaf who likes to abuse his children.
Maggie: (suck suck)
Stewie: He strangles Bart?
Maggie (suck suck)
Stewie: Oh, only for comedy, not for intentional hurting.
Maggie: (suck suck)
Stewie: Of course you can show me around!
Meanwhile...
Marge: Homie, we have extra kids now... well, thankfully, you make a surplus from the nuclear power plant, and good, too.
Homer: Don't worry, Marge, I can make the magic happen.
Also meanwhile:
Bart: And this is what I looked like when I was 4, shaving Lisa's head bald (Lisa, off screen: Hey!)
Meg: That's cute... but is she OK?
Bart: Yeah she's fine.
Meg: Alright, good night. (in her thoughts: sharing a room with a boy... better than being with drug addict, rapist, and abusive.)
Bart: Night. (in his thoughts: she's so cute, but I'm 10, she's 17... wait, I have a cunning plan).
The next day:
Marge: Alright, so since Springfield has a K12 school, you'll be going there, alright Meg?
Meg: Alright.
Marge: And Stewie, you stay and talk with Maggie in the living room.
Stewie: Alright, at least I don't want to kill her...
Next chapter: something will happen at school