Hey guys, I'm back from my lunch break from working at the grocery store… I'm like, suuuuper high rn but that's okay hehe… I'm gonna be sharing some of my Fakemon that I came up with in 5 minutes.

Name: Screep (Scream/Sleep)

Description: A floating head with a nightcap. Its eyes are wide open, staring into your soul.

Type: Scream/Psychic
Pokedex: It cannot faint until woken up. It will then scream.

Stats:

HP - Yes
Attack - 0
Defense: -50
Sp. Attack - 137
Sp. Defense - 32.76
Speed - 2

This Pokemon would be like... super meta defining cuz like it can't faint until it wakes up, hehe.

Name: Ah!Bewk (AH! Book!)

Description: A book, with words... It's a book with eyes.

Type: Ghost/Fairy

Pokedex: It's a book. It has words of words of pokemon neat!

Stats:
Uh... idk dude

Name: Brane

Description: It's a brain... NO! I mean, a pink blob with several vein-y looking things and it has glasses.

Type: Psychic

Pokedex: Totally not a brain. We switched the letters around.

Stats:
140 in everything, to reflect it's IQ. It might go to like... RU tier or something, idk.

Name: Blickpank

Description: A group of 4 seperate pokemon who look like kpop girls... but they're actually just one pokemon somehow idk just go with it. One has a bowlcut, one speaks in indie, one is thicc, and the other one won't stop rapping about Chanel for some reason.

Type: Kpop

Pokedex: They are very popular Pokemon for entertainment, despite seemingly lacking talent and skills.

Stats:

HP - 80
Attack - 75
Defense - 50
Sp. Attack - 90
Sp. Attack - 69
Speed - 34 times the sqrt of 4.6

Alright guys this next one is a 2-parter so be prepared!

First evolution

Name: Aloepecia (Aloe, Alopecia)

Description: A seed with leaf arms. It has some hair on its head but also a lot of bald patches.

Type: Grass/Balding

Pokedex: This poke spends a lot of time mourning its loss of head hair.

Stats:

HP - 60
Attack - 40
Defense - 80
Sp. Attack - 60
Sp. Defense - 45
Speed - 6.3245^2

Aloepecia Evolution

Name: Baldihedron (Bald, Tetrahedron)

Description: It's not executor just with no leaves... trust me.

Name: Balding/Grass

Pokedex: This pokemon no longer mourns being bald and rocks the look.

Stats:
The exact same as Exeggutor.

Aight guys that's all I got for today because like... my boss is screamin' at me about somebody slipping on aisle four. I've told him a million times it's not my fault that people can't see spills on the floor! Se ya later peeps, I'll update my Raichu x Y/N fanfic soon, I'm sure (Never updates).