Sweet Bomb Alabama
Itchy had moved from New Pork City to Sweet Home Alabama. Itchy, despite being a fashion designer, had gotten tired of all the literal fat cats and the sexist pigs who frequented bars looking for her. Itchy wanted to move back to Alabama where she had grown up with Scratchy.
When Itchy arrived back, Scratchy was waiting for her to love him. Unfortunately, Itchy has other plans for her apparent lover. Itchy led Scratchy into a barn with a Confederate Flag, Scratchy not knowing the barn was built by the labor of enslaved cats. Scratchy felt safe from Itchy, unaware of what was happening as Itchy lined her barn with dynamite.
Itchy then barricaded Scratchy into the barn when Scratchy tried to escape. Itchy laughed as she set off the dynamite fuse. Scratchy grew terrified as the animals inside, dimly aware of their uncertain fates, started singing "Dixie". Scratchy was running around terrified as things got worse and worse for the cat.
Itchy was laughing as she did this. After the explosion Scratchy was no more and, given God was a giant mouse, his spirit was sent to Hell where he would be stripped down to his skeleton. Scratchy's exposed ribs would be played like a xylophone. The ribs would make different sounds despite the same ribs being exposed.
The End