Now, I know you'd never thought about this shit, neither did I, but here we are today making it happen.
This is the 50 followers special, I know it's not the best I came up with
Now…Ayanokoji NPCs, the nigga isn't the only protagonist of this story and Issei enthusiasts, Issei is not the only protagonist.
If you are not open minded, then get the fuck out of here, nigga. I'm not here to deal with slanders and bots in my comments (looks at Ayanokoji fans). If you embrace both of them, you are truly a man of culture. Ma nigga fr.
Both of these niggas are the protagonists and I don't want you niggas complaining about this shit. End of discussion, we shall share a land.
Who said two goats can't coexist?
But I'm getting side tracked, this is not going to be some psychological and some supernatural shit, that y'all niggas expect. I'm no edgelord (I'm too fucking dumb for that shit anyways, just take it or leave it)
This will be a slice of life, some lewd stuff, but it's mostly comedy. Harem is confirmed though
Good luck guessing who are the members of the harem of each one, but if you got suggestions for both, then let me know.
Sorry for the grammar, it's ass.
It's the afternoon around 1 or 2 PM in Japan where a lot of the citizens are currently doing their daily tasks so that they can gain money and survive. But we focus on the streets where a lot of the civilians could be seen walking, then we see two young men who were walking together.
One of them has an average height with short spiky brown hair, with two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes.
The other one is a tall young man with brown hair, brown eyes, and a fair complexion.
You are probably wondering where they are going together and who they are? Well both of them are twin brothers, but they do have some physical differences and faces.
The first one that I mentioned, his name is Issei Hibino (both of them will have different surnames from their original surnames) and the second one is Kiyotaka Hibino, but his brother calls him by a nickname he gave him, which is "Ayanokoji".
Both of them recently graduated in highschool and their current objective is to find a proper university so that they can enroll and to guarantee their future. But after a little while, both of them found a university so that they could enroll. They registered and they are supposed to do entrance exams to see if they are qualified enough to be studying there.
"Ayanokoji, how long have we been walking?"
Issei asked his brother, wondering how long they have been moving.
"Hmm, probably 30 minutes or so"
Ayanokoji answers his question. Issei was surprised to hear that.
"That long!? Damn, this university is a lot further than I expected"
"Yea, maybe we should've gone with a bus or something like that."
"You are right. We underestimated the distance and now my legs are hurting from walking so fucking much"
Issei sighs, regretting not taking any transport to get to their destination. Ayanokoji then pulls out his phone and checks his map from his phone to see how close they are to the university
"According to the map on my phone it's saying that we should be arriving in 5-10 minutes"
"Thank God, I can't keep up with this shit at all"
Ayanokoji then puts his phone back in his pocket, and looks at Issei.
"Are you ready for the entrance exams?"
"I think I am. Although I'm feeling really tired from staying up nights and nights trying to study for this shit. I never thought that Computer engineering would have me sweat like this and this is the entrance exam for fuck sake!"
"Well, there's nobody to blame but you. You chose to do this, might as well embrace the stitches"
"I know, but it wouldn't hurt to complain once in a while."
"Whatever you say, man."
Ayanokoji sighs
"Ayanokoji, which course do you want to do? I forgot"
"I want to do social psychology"
"Damn, you want to fuck around with minds or something?"
"It's more like understanding them. But also to help me improve my own social skills. You, Oka-san and Otou-san are the only ones who I can speak normally."
"Well, that's one way of self improvement. I guess I can say, great thinking "
"Thanks, I guess. But seriously, I hope we make it out though."
"Yeah, me too"
(Timeskip)
The twin brothers just arrived at the university after a long walk. Both of them sighs in relieved
"Finally, we are here"
Issei said
"Yeah. I guess the time to prove ourselves is going to happen anytime"
"Yeah, let's go inside "
They get inside of the University campus, they would be impressed by how good looking the hallway is, so many people are in that place to do the exam. Both of them would look for the guards to ask about their respective classes that they'll be doing their own exams, they were explained where they were and they thanked him, so then they looked at each other.
"I guess we going to our separate ways for now"
Issei said
"Ye, but good luck though"
Ayanokoji responded him
"Same thing for you and see you later"
Then both of them did a fist bump to each other, then they went their own ways. So we are first going to focus on Ayanokoji who's currently walking alone.
People were looking at him, so we were either thinking he's a handsome young man, others thought he's cool and some were just envious about his looks. He didn't think much of it, so he kept his stoic face and kept moving forward.
There were loud footsteps that seemed like someone was running. Ayanokoji turned around to see what was happening, he got bumped by someone, but he didn't fall down. The one who bumped him was a Young woman with an average height with waist-length blonde hair that is tied in a ponytail and purple eyes, who's currently on the ground rubbing her head.
"Fuck, it hurts…"
She then hears a step, when she looks at who made that noise, she saw Ayanokoji, who she didn't know at all, but her eyes widened when she saw his undeniably handsome face and he was offering his hand to help her without changing his facial expression.
"Need a hand?
She would accept his offer and take his hand. Ayanokoji pulls her up from the ground.
"Watch your step and pay attention to your surroundings…"
He spoke with his usual monotone voice and he walked away so that he could go to class in peace and the girl would still look at him, even though he's leaving her sigh the more he walks away.
He would then reach the classroom he's supposed to do his entrance exam. He opens the door and he already sees some other people who were also there waiting for the exam while they were talking to each other. Since Ayanokoji doesn't know any of them, he looked at the classroom to see if there was a seat for him and lucky for him, he found a seat at the back. He would go and sit there and patiently wait for the exam.
Scene changes to Issei who's already in his classroom waiting for the test, sitting all alone since he didn't know anyone in the class.
"Fuck, I'm so nervous. I knew everything I needed to study and it took me nights of no sleep to understand all the shit.
Issei sighs, then he hears the door open and a beautiful blonde-haired young woman with her hair tied in long twintails and blue eyes, as well as a voluptuous figure came into the classroom and talked to another person in the classroom. Issei would look at her, and he felt like she was someone familia
"Is that…"
Then a slight memory flashed and he recognized who it was he immediately tried to hide his face so that she wouldn't see him
"No…please no. Please don't tell me that my ex-girlfriend is doing the same course as me. Fuck my life, I got to pretend I didn't see her"
Claire would eventually look at her surroundings to see who is doing the same exam as her, but there was one individual who was currently talking to a wall like a crazy man who's on crack and that was Issei trying to pretend that he didn't see her.
She wasn't impressed since she already knows how weird he can be sometimes. She would walk up to him, then slaps his desk to get his attention.
"Don't pretend you didn't see me, Issei."
"Fuck…"
Issei's face got sour when she immediately figured out his not so clever disguise. He turns around with an awkward smile on his face
"Hey there, Claire. Long time no see"
"Issei, it hasn't been a long time since we saw each other. We graduated from the same school, dumbass."
"...That uhh…is true…"
"Don't fucking play dumb with me."
Claire was getting pissed off and Issei was nervous from looking at her. Those two have been beefing for some time and for whatever reason, we are yet to find out
"Uhhh good luck on the exam?"
"I can't fucking believe you, sometimes. After the shit you did, you are coming with this bullshit!?"
"I'm…sorry?"
"You motherf-"
The door opens, then an adult woman of average height with chest-length light-brown hair that is curled at the bottom with bangs hanging on the right side, purple eyes and a slim but well-endowed body came in the classroom. She smiles and looks at the
"Please, take your seats. The exam is about to start"
All the other people who were standing, they went to take their seat, including Claire, but before she seat, she spit on his face in disgust. Issei sighs, feeling a bit relieved that nothing too crazy happened. He wipes his face with his tshirt.
"Good morning, fellow candidates. My name is Chie Hoshinomiya and I'm one of the teachers of the course of Computer engineering and I'll be vigilanting you all for the day."
Her presence was pretty friendly and a lot of students seemed to like her a lot already, including Issei himself.
Scene changes to Ayanokoji's classroom and we see all of the candidates in the room, and there was a teacher who is an adult woman with long brown hair that is tied in a ponytail with bangs swept to the left, brown eyes, a well-endowed voluptuous body who was standing.
"My name is Sae Chabashira. I'm one of the teachers of the course of social psychology. That's all you need to know"
Her voice and her aura was a serious and somewhat scary in the eyes of most students, except for Ayanokoji. It didn't faze him so he had no reason to get scared of. His current objective is to pass the exam.
"Before we start this exams, I'll list all the rules that you have to follow as soon as you get your test."
She would turn around, and with the marker on her hand, she would write while speaking.
"Rule #1: No talking. As soon you get your exam, you are not allowed to speak to anyone. The only times you are allowed to speak is when you want to go to the bathroom or you want to tell me you are done with the exam."
"Rule #2: No cheating. If I catch you cheating, whether you have a paper with answers or with any gadget, or peeking the other candidate's test sheet, you are automatically disqualified and we'll not mark your test."
"Rule #3: You are not allowed to leave the exam room when the examination time is still in progress. When it's still test time, you can't leave, even when you are finished.
"Rule #4: The only one who you can talk is the teacher. I'll assist you in case you have any doubts or requests."
She finishes stating all of them rules and looks at them once again.
"I hope we can all follow the rules. Break any of this rules and you are disqualified, no more, no less. Got it?"
"Yes, ma'am"
The class answered.
Scene changes again to Issei's class where the teacher there was explaining a bit about the test and stuff like that and everyone was paying attention to her. But then it was now time to start.
"Alright, you already know the rules, so I don't need to explain it. I'll just give you all the test sheets and start."
She would grab the test sheets and hand to them, one by one.
Scene changes once again to Ayanokoji's classroom where Sae already gave the tests sheets, and now it was time.
"The test is 3 hours long since you are doing two tests at the same time. You may begin"
The test finally started for Ayanokoji and for Issei's classroom. Both of them sigh, grab their pens and they said the same thing before writing.
"Here it goes nothing…."
(Timeskip around 5:00 PM )
We can see a lot of people leaving the University after a long test. We could see Issei getting out as well of the place, he was looking tired from all of that mental concentration and math, and he would see Ayanokoji who's already outside, waiting for him, so he walked up to him.
"Yo"
Issei greeted him
"Hey"
Ayanokoji greeted him back.
"How was the test for you?"
"Eh, It was alright I guess. I ain't got much to say about it to be honest. What about you?"
"Man, it was ass bro."
"Was it hard ?"
"No, I say it was ass because I saw my ex-girlfriend. Out of all the places, why did she had to be here??"
Issei was frustrated just by thinking about her
"You are talking about the one who you broke up all of the sudden and now she hates you."
"Yea, Claire"
Ayanokoji nodded after guessing his question right, but he did have some questions
"But I'm curious. Why did you break up with her exactly? Did you not like her?"
"I do like her, but it's just a personal reason. Don't need to worry about that"
"Did you cheat on her?"
Issei would look at Ayanokoji like he's crazy or something like that
"No, the fuck? She was the only girl who was willing to give me a chance. What makes you think I'll fumble like that??"
"I don't know, there's just a lot of loopholes that you are yet to explain to all of us"
Issei just sighs to the pointless statements he was hearing from his brother.
"Don't worry about it. Just stay focused on your girlfriend that you still have."
"Alright, then. Speaking of girlfriends, she invited us to hang out with her friends this weekend though"
"I don't know if I want to hang out though. I rather stay home and play games. Don't you have other friends?"
"You are the only one who I can trust, plus you live with me."
Issei sighs, feeling like there's no way out of this situation.
"Alright, I'll go with you on this hangout. It better has some good ass food over there and the Shawties got to be cute."
"Whatever you say, man."
Ayanokoji sighs, pulls out his phone and sees there's a text message, he sees that it was from their mother
"Oka-san said that she and Otou-san will be here in 30 minutes or so."
"I see…"
Issei would then pull out uno cards out of his pocket
"Wanna play uno while we wait for them?"
"...Sure"
Scene changes in the city of Tokyo, we see Camaro driving in the streets . Inside of the car, there was a married couple. The one who was driving is a tall man with dark brown spiky hair. He has large eyes with small irises, thin eyebrows, and a mild goatee on his chin. His name is Kafka Hibino, the father of the twins.
Then the woman was sitting next to him is a attractive adult woman. She has noticeably large breasts with long, dark-brown hair that is usually kept in her prison-hat, with one lock of hair hanging right of her face. She has dark-blue eyes and she sports glossy nude pink lipstick. Her name is Makina (Kiwako) Hibino. The mother of the twins and Kafka's wife.
"You know honey, you should smile a bit more."
Kafka commented his suggestion to his wife's behavior
"What do you mean, i'm perfectly the way I am."
Makina gave her opinion as well, insisting that she's fine.
"I know, but I always hear people coming to me and say that you are a very scary person even when you aren't angry"
"That's not something of my concern. If they can't handle my presence, that's not mu fault. I'm just doing my job"
"It wouldn't be bad if you at least, you know, smile a little bit. It doesn't hurt nobody to show some kindness."
Makina sighs
"Look, I appreciate the worry, but there's nothing that will change the way I am. I'm not trying to be someone's friend, I have duties to follow. If I want to chat with someone, I have you to listen to my problems. That is your responsibility as my husband"
Kafka made a sour face, hearing her points. She wasn't wrong, so he didn't have anything to say, so he sighs.
"Now I see where Ayanokoji got his personality from. I swear, you two are like twins."
"What can I say? He takes a lot from me."
"Yeah, and Issei just reminds me of my younger self, but he's just a lot goofier and somewhat of a pervert. Kid's these days"
"You went too soft on him, that's why he's a degenerate. I love him as well, but we should've done something about his perversion a long time ago."
"Maybe you are right, but he's been toning it down. So, shouldn't it be a good thing?"
"It is, but it doesn't mean it's completely gone, so we have to keep an eye on him."
"Jesus Christ, Makina. It ain't that deep, calm the fuck down."
"I am calm. I don't know why you are overreacting. Isn't this a normal conversation we are having?"
Kafka was genuinely surprised that she wasn't angry after throwing shots at his own son. She didn't hate him, but she was harsh
"I…I couldn't tell, to be honest. Whenever you are angry or not, I can't tell the difference. In a way, I feel like we are always arguing when that's not the case."
"You are something else, Kafka. It's been over 20 years since we've been a married couple and you still can't tell anything about me? Are you that stupid or something?"
"I'm sorry, ok? I got too many things on my mind that I be forgetting about small things. I get that I'm not the smartest, but cut me off some slack"
Makina sighs
"If doesn't matter. No matter how dumb you can be, I still love you. Don't worry about that."
Kafka then looks at his wife and he was caught off guard by what she said.
"Well…that was oddly the cutest thing I've heard from you."
"Shut up and drive."
"Yes, mommy- I mean, honey"
Makina laughs, hearing what he first said before correcting himself
"You are so ridiculous, sometimes"
"Hehe, I know"
Scene changes back on the university where Issei and Ayanokoji were. Both of them were squatting on the ground while playing Uno, almost like they are gambling. Issei puts down his 2 card to make Ayanokoji carry two more cards.
"Haha, get fucked"
"Think again. "
Ayanokoji puts down two 4 and a 2 on the deck and Issei widens his eyes, knowing that he already lost the game.
"Fucking shit. You got me there"
"It was easy ngl. You are predictable sometimes and pretty dumb though"
"Fuck you, Ayanokoji."
"Hehe"
While they were playing their game, they heard a honk that got both of their attention and they saw that it was their parents who made the sound. They would grab the cards then they would go to their parent's car, open the door and they get in.
Then they drove off to their home after a long day…
And cut.