"Hello everyone and welcome to an episode of our fanmail responses. I'm your host, Flick Duck."

The co-host steps in. "And I'm your co-host, Megavolt. Today, in the chair of honor, we have my BFF, Don Karnage."

Don Karnage walks out. "Thank you. Thank you one and all. It's a pleasure to be out here."

"And it's an honor and a privilege to meet you," adds Flick. "The first question in your fanmail is if you could go out with any woman, alive or dead, who would it be and why?"

"That's quite a good question," smiles Karnage. "If I could go out with any woman, alive or dead, it would just about be Cruella De Vil, because her sense of style is profound. Even though I'm a red wolf, I hate dalmatians as much as she does, because they're totally high maintenance, and Cruella knows just the way to recycle them into something much, much better. To add to that, her two-tone hairstyle is something special."

"Now for our second question," smiles Megavolt. "Who was your flight instructor, and how good was he or she?"

Karnage carries out another good answer. "I was a very early flyer at the hands of my dad. He did a lot of crop dusting as a second job, and once in a while, I rode with him, seeing first hand how he controlled the acceleration, the ailerons, the rudder, and of course, the elevator. But I wound up running away from home at 13, using those skills to fly that same plane. The reason being my family would never catch me, and I haven't seen them since. But it's all been okay."

"Time for our third question," declares Flick. "If you could get anyone, alive or dead, to perform, with you, in your aerobatic shows, who would it be and why?"

"That is an excellent question," smiles Don Karnage. "If I could perform with anyone, it would have to be Ratchet and Clank, who were on my team in, last year, in Los Santos' 50-hour paintball battle. They're not only exceptional marksmen, but I had a wonderful time, out there, with both of them. And I've had quite the time, playing as both of them in their many video games, not just on foot, but at the helm of various, fun ships."

"Now, comes our fourth question," smiles Flick. "We know you always wear pants, yourself, but why do you now require your youngest performer, Kit Cloudkicker, to wear them?"

Don Karnage wastes no time, answering. "When I first tried to torture Rebecca Cunningham into signing the Sea Duck over to me, I discovered my hidden talent for aerobatic flying and found it much, much more rewarding to amaze tens of thousands of spectators. Because of all that, I got all of my minions involved in my aerobatic routine, and that had to include Kit when he turned to me for refuge from Rebecca, trying to send him away to military school. Those hundreds of thousands of spectators we've performed in front of are the reason why pants are now required in our dress code."

"Time for our fifth question now," adds Megavolt. "How well do you think you could teach a youngster, like Flick, how to fly?"

Karnage describes it as it is. "In terms of hauling air freight, like that bothersome Baloo once did, landing is the hard part. In terms of aerobatic flying, like I've been doing, especially like flying between the deck and cables of the Golden Gate Bridge, it's all about precision flying. But I have every confidence that I could teach it, effectively, to an eight-year-old, even you, Flick."

"Now for the final question," smiles Flick. "Would you rather turn your aerobatic performances into movies or video games?"

Don Karnage carries out an on point answer. "It's no contest. I would easily go with video games, so that my many fans could finally play as either me or one of my minions, effectively, in both pilot and wing walker positions. Ideally, it should include hundreds of different events, plenty of optional upgrades, and even events of formation skydiving, All being Disney, in fact, maybe even the two of you would want to star in it."