The Immortal Badasses were playing cards.

"Ace of spades." Sai called, putting down his card.

"Plus 4!" Draco called, as he puts down an Uno card.

"I played Pot of Greed!" Nicolas said, putting down a Yugioh card.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE EVEN PLAYING?!" Damion screamed in confusion.

In the Akame ga Sai verse...

"If I had a gun with two bullets and in the room with Esdeath, Honest and Mine, I would shoot Mine twice." Emberlynn said.

Sai, Draco and Damion were in a room, chilling.

"So do you guys think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?" Draco asked, holding a bag of marshmallows.

"You're a hazard to society." Damion said.

"And a coward. Do 20." Sai suggested.

When Brie and Brandyn were told that they couldn't make a sentence without the letter A.

"I bet you think you just did something there, didn't you? There exist numerous sentences, which could be constructed without using the first letter of the english writing system. I could go on to further tell you how incorrect your thought is, but I feel like you get the point." Brandyn explained.

"Fuck you." Brie said.

"Aw man. Looks like Weiss got the case of butt-hurt. Somebody call the whambulance." Draco joked.

"Nobody calls the whambulance!" Weiss shouted.

"Hello, whambulance? Weiss's butt is hurting!" Ruby explained through her phone.

"Ruby, hang up that phone!" Weiss demanded.

"But, Weiss, your butt!" Ruby said.

"Hey, Nisha! Watch me do the Grouchy Nightshade!" Sai told her.

"Stop naming moves after me!" Nightshade demanded.

"Everyone is an idiot except for me." Sai mocked in his brother's voice.

"Well it's true!" Nightshade retorted.

"Emberlynn's at that special age when a girl has one thing on her mind." Luna said.

"Boys?" Sai's mother, Shizune asked.

"Homicide." Ember stated.

"Hey, check out this Spongebob umbrella I found." Draco announced, walking in with the umbrella.

"Dude, that's bad luck!" Sai warned.

"Chill out, bro." Draco said, with the umbrella opened.

"WHO SUMMONED ME!" An eldritch abomination demanded as he walks in.

"AHHHH!" Draco let out a girlish scream.

"Capable is my middle name." Sai declared.

"I thought your middle name is Kunai." Draco said.

"You want some leftovers?" Nisha asked.

"What are those?" Akame asked.

"You never had leftovers?" Nisha asked once again.

"No, because I'm not a quitter." Akame answered.

"Nice argument, Cinder. Why don't you back it up with a source?" Sai demanded.

"My source is that I made it the fuck up." Cinder responded.

Draco kicks the door down looking panicked.

"What did you do?" Nicolas asked.

"Nobody died." Draco answered.

"All right." Nicolas said.

"WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!" Damion shouted with a question.

"How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?" Sai questions while watching Draco eating a burrito.

"What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?" He asked with a mouthful of his food.

"I'm plenty generous." Draco proclaimed. "What about that time I gave blood?"

"Whose blood?" Sai asked.

"Some guy's." Draco answered with a shrug.

"Thanks for inviting me over to eat!" Nicolas said.

"That was not eating. I've seen eating. What you did in there was pure chaos!" Draco said.

"I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid!" Nicolas exclaimed.

"Hey everybody, today brother, Nightshade pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down." Sai explained. "The benefits of killing him are that I would be pushed way less."

"I'm driving." Damion said as he and Draco were approaching their car.

"Shotgun!" Sai shouted.

"Aww! But you had it on the way h—Whoa!" Draco complained before he and Damion exclaimed in shock only to see Sai holding a actual shotgun.

"No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!" He explained while he cocks it.

"On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?" Draco asked.

"In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Nicolas?" Sai asked.

"Probably "road work ahead"." Nick answered

"I speak many languages, and this is none of them." Damion said.