Back in 2021 the gang gathered round the TV to watch the Eurovision final, they had plenty of drinks and they practised their tradition of having an orgy every time UK received points, 'Well that was fucking shit!' Miss Quill said after the voting had finished. There had been no orgies because James Newman and his shit ass entry had received no points for the UK.

Fast forward to 2022 and Sam Ryder represented the UK. Netherlands were the first country to reveal their points in the jury vote and UK received 4 points, '4 points guys lets orgy!' exclaimed Quill as she pulled down her knickers and bent over.

'Now that's more like it!' said Ballon as he whipped out his cock and clapped Miss Quill's ass. Marlie 99ed, Rapril did missionary and Tanya and Ames scissored. All of a sudden the points were flying in for UK which meant they were in for a night of many orgies.

When their were 10 more sets of results to go in the jury vote Ballon said, 'My dick hurts, can we continue this later?'

'No, Ballon, it is our tradition that we orgy everytime the UK gets points and we are currently 20 orgies behind. This pussy cannot wait any longer' Quill responded.

After the voting finished, UK had come 2nd and due to the number of times UK received points from the public Ballon sighed as he realised that he was nowhere near done with the shagging. During the 50th orgy of the night he felt like his dick could fall off in any second.

Before Quillon went to sleep Miss Quill said to Ballon, 'We should try to go one place better next year, let's write a song and put it forward for next year!'

By 2023 the UK was to host Eurovision in Liverpool and Quillon had become millionaires from investments in cryptocurrency, Ballon's porn career as well as Miss Quill taking her teaching to the next level by writing some best selling sex education books.

They started listening to Black Eyed Peas and with the millions of pounds they had they decided to start a music career and become the next Black Eyed Peas and they began writing a song called Kitty.

When the gang met at the flat they had an orgy and Quillon told everyone about their musical ambition and they were intrigued.

April got her laptop and opened garage band and she helped Quillon record the song. In the meantime everyone else shagged.

When the song was finished Quillon and April joined the rest of the gang and had sex.

The gang listened to the song and it was like a shit version of my humps by the black eyed peas. The gang tried to be polite and pretended they enjoyed the song.

Quillon sent the song to BBC and offered to pay them £10 million if it were picked. An executive of BBC saw their request and decided that as he and his colleagues had to take a massive pay cut for BBC to host the contest it was a great way for him and his colleagues to get a big pay rise to compensate and he was confident that Quillon's song was so shit that there was no way that UK would host the contest in 2024.

After signing some non disclosure agreements Quillon were chosen last minute to represent UK. BBC had almost chosen Mae Muller with her single I wrote a song.

Fast forward to May, and the gang had gone to Liverpool to support Quillon in the green room. Alesha Dixon, Hannah Waddington, Julia Sanina and Graham Norton were the presenters. After some bangers and some ear-bleedingly shit songs it was time for Quillon to perform, they were the last up.

Ballon was so nervous that earlier he shat his pants and he decided to throw them in a bin in the toilet and go commando for the rest of the night. Miss Quill thought they had delivered an incredible performance on the jury show and she was excited to perform in front of the public. Quillon got took to the stage and sang their entry, they sang more out of tune than Jemini did back in 2003 and the lyrics were:

CHORUS

Quill: Won't you get down on my kitty? Kitty?

Ballon: Imma get down on that kitty. Here we go!

Quill: Won't you get down on my kitty? Kitty?

Ballon: Imma get down on that kitty. Let's go!

VERSE

Quill: Stroke my kitty, pet my kitty, damn my kitty's nice and tight

Ballon: Imma stroke that kitty, put my chicken in your pie.

Quill: Come on boy put that big old chicken in my pie

Ballon: Dayum girl I'm gonna eat some pastry!

CHORUS

Quill: Won't you get down on my kitty? Kitty?

Ballon: Imma get down on that kitty. Here we go!

Quill: Won't you get down on my kitty? Kitty?

Ballon: Imma get down on that kitty. Let's go!

There was an instrumental break with a saxophone solo and Ballon slut dropped and split his trousers revealing his monster cock in before Quill twerked and grinded on Ballon. TV channels all over the world censored the coverage but it was too late as millions around the world had seen Ballon's massive cock.

CHORUS

Quill: Won't you get down on my kitty? Kitty?

Ballon: Imma get down on that kitty. Here we go!

Quill: Won't you get down on my kitty? Kitty?

Ballon: Imma get down on that kitty. Let's go!

The crowd were so quiet that you could hear a pin drop as Quill walked off stage.

'Well we must have been so good that we left the crowd speechless!' Quill said, 'I think we deserve an orgy for that performance'

'Fuck yeah!' said Ballon

'Ach! Ballon yer cock's out!' Quill said as she realised.

'Oh no!' Ballon felt embarrassed.

The jury vote concluded and it was very close at the top of the board with Sweden receiving the most points from the jury whilst Quillon were distraught at receiving the dreaded nil points, if their song had done so badly there was no way they would recoup the £10 million and they had accepted that they would finish near the bottom, they hoped that they could receive enough points to avoid finishing last but deep down they had accepted they would receive 0 points from the public.

'It is time for the public vote and we will start with the points for the country that received the lowest points from the jury' said Graham Norton.

'I can reveal,' Alesha Dixon spoke, 'that United Kingdom has received… 456 points!'

'No way!' Exclaimed Ram as he and the gang wrapped their arms around Quillon and all jumped excitedly.

'Ooooaarrrrgggghhh!' Miss Quill orgasmed as United Kingdom rose to the top of the leaderboard. Miss Quill worked it out in her head that all of the 36 other countries plus the new rest of the world vote had given 12 points to Kitty in the public vote. How this happened she didn't know but she and Ballon were thrilled because this meant that UK had received enough points for a top half finish.

The gang excitedly sat through the rest of the results and like the jury vote it was close between the few highest scoring countries but none had received enough points to overtake United Kingdom.

'And there we have it, the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 is Quillon for United Kingdom!' Exclaimed Alesha Dixon.

After Ballon was handed some new trousers, Quillon took to the stage and were presented with the trophy by Kalush Orchestra, the winners of the 2022 contest and they performed their song once more as the credits rolled.

After the cameras had stopped filming and the crowd left, Graham Norton, Hannah Waddington, Alesha Dixon and Julia Sanina approached them.

'You've done so well!' Graham Norton said excitedly, he had no idea how they won with such an awful song but he didn't care.

'Well,' said Miss Quill, 'I think this warrants a…' she took a huge breath and shouted at the top of her lungs 'EUROVISION VICTORY ORGY!'

The gang, Graham Norton, Hannah Waddington, Alesha Dixon and Julia Sanina all stripped off.

Graham Norton fucked Ballon's ass whilst Ballon fucked Alesha Dixon. Ram did Hannah Waddington whilst she was eaten out by April and Ames nose penetrated Julia Sanina's ass whilst Julia was fucked by Charlie. Matteusz and Kalush Orchestra gangbanged Tanya and Sam Ryder stripped off as he approached everyone.

'There's plenty of space man inside this ass' Charlie said to Sam who then fucked Charlie's ass.

They all began to rotate before contestants and hosts past and present joined in the shagging.

Conchita Wurst's monster cock rose like a phoenix and went up Miss Quill's pussy whilst she sucked on Mans Zelmerlow's cock. Ballon was titfucked by the polish milk maids. Mika and Flo Rida double teamed Charlie whilst Tanya was gang banged by Maneskin who performed an Italian sex act called Leaning Tower of Piza on her. Matteusz shagged every member of Lordi whilst Ames scissored Petra Mede.

'It's time to get low low low on some pussy!' Flo Rida said excitedly.

Next up Miss Quill and Ballon got it on with each member of Abba whilst April got gangbanged by Subwolfer who kept their masks on to conceal their identities and Jedward whose cocks were more erect than their hair spitroasted Tanya and performed Irish sex acts on her.

The shagging all of a sudden got more intense - Loreen gave very good head to everyone and Mel Giedroyc turned out to be an excellent tribber. Verka Seduchka took off her star helmet and the gang went ass to ass with her, taking it in turns to take an end of the star up their asses. Rylan Clark then Scott Mills double teamed Miss Quill before moving onto everyone else.

Mae Muller also joined and Mika immediately recognised her from when she had starred in the music video for his single Grace Kelly as a child (true fact).

'Damn you've grown up to be quite hot!' Mika said to Mae.

'Said sucking too hard on your lollipop or loves gonna get you down!' Mika sang before he gagged on Ballon's cock.

Citi Zeni arrived and the lead singer recited the first line of their entry, 'Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy! Annnnnnnnddddddddd… I want a piece of that monster cock!' He then sucked Ballon's cock before the whole band was fucked by Ballon

Epic Sax guy played his saxophone and thrusted his hips back and forth to the tune and he fucked Quill from the back.

Suddenly Donna Noble had sneaked into the orgy, everyone thought she was Catherine Tate who had revealed UK's 12 points during the results. She stripped off and got on all fours before being penetrated by Sam Ryder.

'Uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh! Fuck me right there space man!' She orgasmed aggressively.

'Hello!' Luke Black said in a sexual manner as he waited with the rest of this years contestants.

Käärijä was the first to fuck Miss Quill and he did it with high energy just like his live performance and he licked Ame's pussy and proved great with his tongue.

Ballon and Ram spitroasted Mae Muller and then Miss Quill took Victor Vernicos' virginity (he is 16 and the youngest contestant guys).

The sex got very wild involving the contestants but honestly I can't be arsed writing in any more detail other than the interval acts getting involved. Oh and the sex lasted a long time everyone had fucked each other at least once cos of all the rotation and shit and Blanka who is this years Polish contestant was very impressed when the male members of the gang did the Polish sex act the helicopter on her.

And lastly they gathered to form one massive Eurovision sex circle. The sex circle went from Quill to Ballon who lied down to allow Quill to bounce on his cock then Donna, Ames, Charlie, Matteusz, Ram, April, Tanya, Graham Norton, Rylan, Scott Mills, Mel Giodroyc, Alesha Dixon, Hannah Waddingham, Julia Sanina, Conchita Wurst, Lordi, Maneskin, Abba, Subwolfer, the Polish Milkmaids, Mika, Mae Muller, Flo Rida, Jedward, Epic Sax Guy, Mans Zelmerlow, Petra Mede, Verka Seduchka, Goa, Kalush Orchestra, Jamala, Tina Karol, Mahmood, Netta, Dadi Freyr, Cornelia Jakobs, Sonia, Duncan Lawrence, Allesandra, the Busker, Luke Black, Sudden Lights, Mimicat, Wild Youth, Let 3, Remo Forrer, Noa Kirel, Pasha Parfeni, Loreen, TuralTuranx, Vesna, Mia Nicolai and Dion Cooper, Käärijä, Reiley, Brunette, Theodor Andrei, Alika, Gustaph, Andrew Lambrou, Diljá, Victor Vernicos, Blanka, Joker Out, Iru, Piqued Jacks, Teya and Salena, Albina and Familja Kelmendi, Monika Linkytė, Voyager, Lord of the Lost, Blanca Paloma, La Zarra, Marco Mengoni, Tvorchi, Roger Taylor and Sam Ryder who fucked Quill's ass as she pulled his hair.

There were lots of orgasms of different nationalities.

'We are the sex heroes of our time!' Mans Zelmerlow orgasmed. Mika's orgasm was as high as his high notes in his song We Are Golden. The lead singers of Lord of the Lost, Voyager and Lordi produced death growl orgasms.

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On the next day Ballon checked his bank accounts and he had gained millions of pounds. Quillon checked the sales of Kitty but were surprised when they saw that only 8 people had bought the single.

'How the fuck did we win?' Ballon said surprised.

'They love that monster cock!' Quill said as she showed Ballon, on her phone, that the views on Ballon's porn videos had increased by millions and he was featured in the media throughout the world who were talking about his wardrobe malfunction.

She reached into Ballon's pants, fondled his cock, causing it to harden, and said, 'Now, gang!' She said as she unzipped his trousers, she pulled his pants down and said 'Why don't we get a taste of the Eurovision winning cock?!' before she deepthroated Ballon's cock.

'Hell yeah, this orgy will be worth all the 12 points in the world!' said Ram.

April who was actually a good singer thought that she should try to represent UK in 2024 and get her pussy out so she could win both the jury and the public votes.

Disclaimer: This story is 100% canon.