Decided to try out a Senorita Cometa crackfic mere seconds before writing this sentence. All rights go to Arechan.
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It was a perfectly normal day at the police station. Alex was plotting her next heist, Adal was thinking of Sofia Guerrero, Puig was filling up a bathtub with coffee and everyone else was writing fanfic about Alex, Damian and Adal instead of doing their jobs as usual.
BLAM!
Suddenly, Jabali thugs burst in, lugging machine guns the size of a car. Once they realised how impractical that was, they pulled normal machines out of their butts and starts blasting.
RATTATATTATATTA!
Everyone hid behind their office screens, which somehow resisted the pieces of hot metal.
"Cancerbros! Do something!" someone yelled "Pediguero's moved to Wales for some reason, and the rest of us are too lazy and corrupt to do anything!"
"He can't!" yelled Alex, kicking Adal in the nuts repeatedly, which got no reaction out of the slack-jawed cop "He's too busy simping!"
"Everyone!" boomed Chief Alfaro "Remain calm! We must do what we always do! Lie on our bellies and cower until they go home!"
Alex growled. It looked like she was going to have to reveal her identity as Cometa. She would be instantly made a fugitive, Adal would be thrown in prison, Martita would be disgraced and-"
HOOOOOOOOOONK!
CRASH!
At that precise moment, an enormous cruise liner smashed through the precinct, crushing the Jabali members to death.
Dorien, Amaya and Amalia poked their heads out of the top of the ship "Is Sofia here?" called down Dorien "The fans built a ship for us and we wanted to show her!"
"She's downtown at McDonald's!" Alex replied.
"Thanks!" yelled Dorien "Seeya, food girl! And Adal, youknowwhatwillhappenifyouhurtSofiabyyyyyyeeee!" with that, the ship somehow moved away while inland, balancing on it's pointed belly.
As they left, Alex glanced at a laptop that was still running "Hey! Has someone been writing fanfic about me, Damian and Adal!?"
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Write this in less that twenty minutes. Hope you enjoyed!