Afthermathematics Intro
Replays scenes from the previously Eliminated contestants, Dusclops, Dragonite, Squirtle and Foe.
Afthermathematics Outro*
(Mew's Dramatic Action Intro)
Mew's Afthermathematics Intro*
"Welcome! To the most epic Afthermathematics show!" Suicunte yelled.
"You're right Suicune. Today we will interview a lot of our fallen players and welcome them with open arms to the most exciting Afthermathematics show ever!" Ninetales smiled.
Suicunte nodded.
"First in the list we have Dusclops!" Ninetails pointed at the curtains who Dusclops came out bored out of.
He sat down on the chair.
"Let's also welcome Dragonair!" Ninetails clapped her tiny paws.
Dragonair came out growling.
"Now for today's special challenge we will play truth or Stonjourner! The rules are simple, if you say a question right then nothing bad happens and you COULD return to the show, however if you lie a huge Stonjourner will fall and crush you both!" Suicunte yelled with sharp teeth.
"Hey Suicune... isn't that a bit dangerous i mean they could die..." Ninetails frowned.
"But just think of the ratings! Anywho Fusclops-" Suicunte was interrupted by-
"It's Dusclops." He glared.
"Yea Yea whatever, which one of your team you want to wish winning wish?" Smiled Suicunte.
Dusclops rubbed his chin with his big hand. "I'm not sure both Munna and Numel kinda sucks but I guess I'd pick Numel because he isn't as likely to be eliminated." Dusclops shrugged.
"Nice! What about you Dragonair, please tell us what would you do to the people of your past." Ninetails read the question card confused.
"I would fucking rip their throats out and scratch their stomachs until blood and guts come out and they are just a dead boring carcass of emptiness!" Dragonair began yelling with sharp teeth.
Suicunte and Ninetails looked shocked
"Cut to commercials cut to commercials-" Ninetails did cut throat motions repeatedly.
(Ads Time)
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"I don't know we are out of stock babe." Scolipede told Leavanny poking his head out of the kitchen.
"How are we gonna run Leavannys Spaghetti Paradise with not Spaghetti!" Leavanny looked nervous. Scolipede bored.
"To to do hello! Can I buy a plate of spaghetti!" Smiled a Tangela.
Leavanny and Scolipede looked at eachother and then grinned. Next we see Tangela boiling alive in a pot.
"Hey there is a red shoe in my spaghetti." A Zoroark looked at the food oddly.
"That's just a big meatball it eat all." Smiled Leavanny.
Zoroark shrugged and ate the shoe.
"So come to Leavannys Spaghetti Paradise, where, you, Tangela will eat for free." Leavanny gave a menacing look as Scolipede forced another Tangela inside a burning pot.
(Ad Time)
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"Then you need TM 11 Sunny Day! Instantly make that pesky rain go away and bring immense amounts of fun!" Poliwrath nodded.
Sunflora used sunny day and was set ablaze burning alive and screaming.
Bellsprout looked at the fourth wall. "I have chlorophyll." He smiled.
"TM 11 Sunny Day! Too Hot to handle! Get it cause stocks for it are burning up!" Poliwrath spoke with the TM 11 being 5% off and the Sunflora kept screaming in pain.
(Ad)
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(Ads end)
Afthermathematics Intro*
"And we are back!" Ninetails smiled.
Dragonair seemed to be sleeping and had a tranquilizing Dart.
"Now time to invite two more guests today we have Squirtle and Foe!" Smiled Ninetails.
Squirtle was flexing and Foe came in smoking.
"Time to play truth or Stonjourner let's see, Foe why didn't you participate as much on this season compared to the last one?" Asked Ninetails.
Foe smirked and spoke. "Yo i just didn't feel like i would make it that far away, and doing challenges is kinda hard, i just didn't have any motivation bro." Foe smoked.
"Truth! Now Squirtle do you have a crush on Togepi?" Asked Suicunte.
"Ha! Of course not dude!" Squirtle smiled and the Stonjourner fell down. Squirtle and Foe dodged it barely.
Suddenly someone came out from the Afthermathematics stage floor.
"Woah this isn't narnia." Togepi looked around.
"Oh so that's where you been Togepi." Smiled Ninetails.
"Nooooo! You have any idea who will have to pay for that!" Yelled Suicunte.
"Not me! Haha" Togepi giggled.
Suicunte sighed
"Togepi how did it feel to be eliminated?" Asked Ninetails.
"Well it was fun finding the short cut to the Afthermathematics, oooo got any food i haven't eaten anything in 4 days." Togepi stood up on the Afthermathematics stage, and then she quickly fell down and fainted face planing on the ground.
Silence.
"Looks like that's all the time we had for today, join us next time when more action, drama and cool stuff happen on our Afthermathematics Show!" Ninetails smiled.
Suicunte looked bored as the camara zoomed out.
Afthermathematics Outro*
