Afthermathematics Intro*

Replays scenes of the eliminated contestants, specially of Jigglypuff, Drifloon, Heatmor, Lunatone, Dragonair, Mienfoo and Eevee!

Afthermathematics Outro*

(Mews Dramatic Action Intro)

Afthermathematics Intro*

Cheers!

"Welcome to the Afthermathematics Two!" Announced Suicune.

"Isn't this like the 8th Afthermathematics you have done?" Solrock spoke boredly.

"Shut the fuck up, anywho today we have guests that were Eliminated!" Smiled Suicunte.

"No Shit Sherlock." Dusclops looked away bored.

"Grrr let's interview Jigglypuff!" Suicunte yelled.

Jigglypuff walked out.

"Hello there hun, how did it feel to be eliminated?" Asked Ninetails.

"Eh i kinda saw it coming, Munna is such s bitch." Jigglypuff complained.

"Well now let's see Drifloon!" Smiled Ninetails.

"I haven't slept for days! I been thinking of a theory on why Numel voted For me instead of Munna but nothing makes sense at the moment!" Drifloon yelled

"Yea whatever, now we have... Heatmor and Lunatone!" Yelled Suicunte.

Heatmor walked out.

"Before you say anything i want to speak." Heatmor said and the hosts looked at eachother and shrugged.

"Durant." Heatmoar said.

Instantly Durant was on guard and paying attention.

"I want to apologize, being this long on the show teached me that being mean won't get me anywhere, who cares who started the fight between your and my family, we can't change our past, but what we can do is grow up, mature and change our future, i am willing to stop hating you for just being you because my time on the studio lot teached me, i can't just judge people for their cover, Munna looks cute but she is a total bitch, Druddigon looks scary but he's such a nice dude, Now i want to learn the real you because... i have to admit... for a very long time... i... had a crush on you and i just didn't know how to tell you, but now i can.. i do love you, so much, you're really cool, and awesome and i bet you can be really nice with people you care about, sorry i wasnt nice before but i can make a change if you want..." Heatmor blushed.

Everyone looked at Durant who was shocked and blushing

she slowly walked up to him.

And they instantly started making out.

A lot of contestants said ew.

"That's disgusting! Cut to commercials right now!" Suicunte yelled.

Afthermathematics Outro*

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Afthermathematics Intro*

"And we are back! Let's interview Mienfoo!" Ninetails said.

Mienfoo didn't say anything and just shrugged.

Silence.

"Where did Heatmor and Durant go?" Asked Bank the Vanillish.

"They went to a hotel to fuck anywho now let's interview Dragonair!" yelled Suicunte.

Dragonair came out furious.

"So how did it feel to be a loser and be eliminated as soon as you joined." asked Suicunte smirking.

Dragonair growled but called herself. "Psh ask Eevee." She spoke.

"Hey! I was the final one who got eliminated so people gotta give me extra points for that!" Eevee yelled.

The Audience booed her.

"What the... why doesn't anyone love me! Ugh that's it I don't wanna be in this stupid show anymore!" Eevee ran away crying.

"Are you okay hun, i know it must've stung to be eliminated basically cause of Munna, we are here for you." Ninetails have a kind smile which calmed Dragonair down.

"I just hope that two black eyed freak gets what she deserves in the end." Dragonair looked angry.

"Our final guest is Lunatone!" Suicunte yelled

"No, you can't force me to go, no... No!" Lunatone was pushed out by the staff.

Everyone was now silently staring at him, even Volcarona.

Lunatone gulped. "This is why being in the Afthermathematics Two really sucks..."

"So Lunatone about that super cringy confession song for Volcarona." Suicunte grinned.

"w-w-what about it?" Asked Lunatone.

"Well they are super cringe, i mean why would you want to go out with a bug eyed, weirdly social Fatass lose-" Suicunte was interrupted and pushed away by Lunatones psychic powers.

"She is not any of those things! Volcarona is a wonderful, nice person, you are just jealous cause she can make friends and is pretty while all You have is looks and no friends, plus your personality smells and Looks like POOP!" Lunatone yelled his red eye shined with psychic power.

OOOOOOOOOOH many of the popcorn gallery pokemon cheerer and laughed, Squirtle used his MLG Airhorns.

Suicunte looked angry.

"Ninetails i am your friend right!" Screamed Suicunte.

"Emm... uh ... you're kinda mean, and we barely talk outside work..." Ninetails looked away awkwardly.

"What! Don't any of you like me!" Asked Suicunte.

"Nah you suck!"

"You're so annoying"

"I hate you!"

"Fuck you!"

"Bitch!"

"Thot!"

"CUNT!"

Many of the audience and Popcorn Gallery pokemon were yelling that.

"stop... STOP! I AM NOT A CUNT! DONT SAY THAT WORD EVER AGAIN, I AM NOT A CUNT!" SuiCUNTe screamed.

Ninetails awkward patted Suicuntes back. "There there.. please refrain from using the C word, Suicune has a very bad memory of that word in The Arceus Competition." Ninetails frowned.

Meanwhile Lunatone was looking very nervous so someone stepped in to comfort him.

"Lunatone, i saw your song and... i thought it was really cool.." Volcarona blushed.

"R-really!?" Lunatone looked very happy.

"Oh for sure! No one has ever done such a beautiful performance just for me, thank you so much, i appreciate it." Volcarona looked at him with a friendly smile.

"Do... do... do you wanna go on a date after this Afthermathematics?" Asked Lunatone.

Volcarona looked a bit shocked a first but then looked happy as she said-

"For sure!" Volcarona looked happy.

They both nuzzled eachother.

"... not a cunt, not a cunt, not a cunt..." Suicunte kept whispering to herself.

"oops... uh looks like Suicune isn't feeling so good, so I will say see you next time for more epicness in, The Afthermathematics!" Ninetails smiled at the camera as it zoomed out.

Afthermathematics Outro*