https/youtu.be/5P9oqo0-DYU
https/docs./document/d/1mpNDdkJx4SE1rkHN4kjuQhfjH-RnSGrczHIV-9LQATo/mobilebasic
HAZBIN PILOT-ROUGH WIP
"Im gonna sell you, boy"
"Are you manterupting me?"
"I accidentally typed kermit into google maps"
"I drink and i end up researching dinosaurs, i don't even want to be but I end up doing it"
"I like whales the way i like school shooters, it's more of a defense thing, i dont wanna be on their badside."
ACT 1:
demon fight
news station
establish how hell operates, exposition via the news casters, introduce vaggie and charlie-their dynamic, establish goal of trying to get attention for the hotel, introduce angel.
Act 2:
Limo
arriving back to hotel
establish their goal for the hotel being harder to achieve, room for jokes and exploration of the three main characters
Act 3:
Al arrives
introduces Husk and Niffty
alastor's arrival is the 'climax' his presentation and potential danger of his involvement, offers solution to their dilemma with the hotel
INTRO: ( two villains fight over a territory in hell)
Opens with a villain demon planting a flag into the roof of a building
Villain: *cackling* such a shame the _ gang lost their leader, leaving the entire armory hub vulnerable, it's just too easy to claim.
Diza: not so easy, fuck head
Diza: *attacks him fight ensues, they prolly banter, he spits fire causing her to dodge it, popping back up* My turn! 8D
(continue to fight)
(cuts to the breaking news at the news station)
Katie: breaking news coming out of downtown today, a turf war between notable hell kingpins _ and Cherry Bomb is rampaging around one of the cities big weapon warehouses.
Tom: thats right Katie, after this years cleansing the area is up for grabs, so demons are already duking it out all over hell to gain status.
Katie: oh jeez, sure looks like a lot of destruction. I sure hope too many people arent dying!...
-the two look at each other then laugh-
Katie: kidding! of course I hope that!
them both: *sing song* ratings 3
Tom: stay tuned folks!
Katie: up next-
(voice cont offscreen as you see charlie preparing to make her way onto the news set)
Hell hierachy Charlotte _ is in the studio today for a special hellwide announcement! I'm sure everybody REALLY cares.
(off screen katie and tom banter back and forth, not loud enough to be overpowering-room for jokes as they insult each other)
Vaggie: *fixes charlie's suit a bit* you remember what to say?
Charlie: *breaths out a bit* ... yes. *determined look*
Vaggie: ...just... look at me, i'll mouthe it to you
Charlie: c'mon! Vaggie I got this. *heads onto the stage*
Vaggie: hmm...
Katie: so Charlotte, what is it you are here to talk about?
Charlie: oh um, it's charlie! My names charlie, call me charlie. That's my name -Hi *waves at teh camera*
Camera guy: *awkwardly waved back*
Katie: *taking a big drink of wine from a bottle* whatever bitch! Nobody cares
Charlie: ….well, I care, so-that's a reason.
Katie: Please. Stop talking.*says everything with a smile*-now! You seem to have a new personal venture then-yes?
Charlie: yes! I have a very special project I have been working on with my best friend. *looks at vaggie*
Vaggie: *mouthing stuff to her*
Charlie: she doesn't think I can do this. *laughs*
Vaggie: *frowns*
Charlie: It's a new rehibilitation program! For demons who, have any desir to better themselves. It's experiemental, since… heh…. No demon has ever really… gotten redeemed out of hell before. BUT I believe it's possible.
Katie: are you high or just retarded?
Charlie: are you bigoted or just an uptight bitch?
Cameraman: Oho-she is such a bitch!
Katie: so tell me. -charlotte-. What in the seven rings, makes you think think. That a single denizen of hell, would give two SHITS about becoming a better person, when they have no proof that this little experiment even works?? (gets increasingly scarier/threatening as she talks-looming)
Charlie: well, we have a patron already, and he has shown incredible progress UuU
Katie: oh? And who might that be?
Charlie: oh just someone named, -Angel Dust.
Tom: *chimes in* the porn star?
Katie: *looks at him*of coarse you'd know that Tom.
Tom: …………..
Charlie: uhuh! And he has been behaved and out of trouble for 2 weeks now! HAH-suck my dick- BITCH!
Katie: *notices the camera man pointing at another screen, looks and sees the fight, grinning* Oh- do you mean-THIS angel dust?
Screen: *pops up behind them, showing angel is now fighting alongside diza*
Charlie: ……… shit.
Vaggie: *face palms in anger in the background*
scene two: (Angel helps diza fight the other villain, the two kind of casually chat while fighting)
Action action action
Diza: Thanks for the backup, Angie 3 Where have you BEEN anyway? I thought you up and fucking died or some shit.
Whilst fighting, the two of them idly chat, throwing explosives between words and not exactly looking at where anything is going.
Angel: Oh I WISH. I've been staying at that crappy hotel on the other side of town. I'm going fucking INSANE in that shithole! Those crazy bitches have me going clean! I haven't done shit in 2 weeks!
Diza: holy shit
Angel is yanked up by his neck by the opposing team while he isn't paying attention
Angel: *gets grabbed by the neck by the villan at some point* oooh harder daddy 33
Villain: *repulsed*
The opposing member/villain drops him, which allows him to attack (Something here that shows he's "without morals" that leads to the next section of dialog??)
Charlie: *tries to block the screen* uuuuuh! No! No um… thats.. It's not
Katie: *smug now* seems your expriment is just another moralistic waste of time.
Charlie: yeah well- who even watches the news anymore! It's just…. Old people!
(Charlie and katie get into a fight)
Scene two: Limo
(Sharp cut to vaggie and charlie in the limo, charlie sitting there awkwardly, Vaggie fuming. Next shot Angel sitting on the other side of the Limo, playing with the diver, not caring.)
Vaggie: …. WHAT. were you doing?
Angel: what?? I owed the girl a solid, isn't that a redeeming quality? Helping friends with stuff?
Vaggie: not with turf wars that result in the deaths of hundreds of people!!
Angel: eh *shrugs*
-After Alastor arrives and after Vaggie verbally asaults him:
Alastor: Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here -darkens and gets creepy- I would have done so already.
No, no.I don't come bearing gifts of torture.
"someone whispering "gifts"?"
I come bearing an offer!
Vaggie: NOPE! NO WAY, Charlie show him the door!
Charlie looks pensive and thoughtful and then back at him "what sort of offer are we talkin' here?'
- scene where Charlie and him are talking, Vaggie and Angel sit back and watch, Vaggie has her arms crossed and is snaring. Angel stares bored and points with one of his many arms while a set props up his chin.
"So whose smiles, anyway?"
"Alastor HartFelt? Only the biggest name around here aside from the big bad himself? You're seriously don't know?"
"Eh, I don't get involved in politics."
"ahuh... Well THAT GUY. (Vaggie gives a breif description of who or what Alastor is, and what he does.) The fact that he's here... I don't like it."
"Well, kitten, you don't really like anything, so that's not exactly a change of pace, now is it?"
Vaggie glares at Angel, he smiles wilely
Vaggie: Charlie, listen to me... you can't trust this guy, he isn't just a happy face- he's a deal maker. this is the demon who destroyed hundreds of ancient hierarchies within only decades of being here. He is pure evil, he is beyond redemption and is most likely looking for a way to ruin everything you are trying to do. You can't let him in, he will corrupt everything you are trying to do.
Charlie: ... I... we don't know that... look, I know he's bad, and I know he might not want to change... but the whole [a]point of this is to give people a chance... to have faith things can be better here for them... just trust me... I can take care of myself...
Vaggie: just... don't make a deal with him.
Charlie: don't worry! I can handle myself...
Vaggie: *worried*
Alastor: so! do we have a deal my dear *extends hand*
Charlie: no shaking! no deals. I as...um ... princess? of hell!... hereby order that you help with this hotel, for as long as you want too! ...you can nod if that sounds ok?
Al: ... agreed *smiles nodding*