The Dark Side of Disney 2
Episode 9: Sea Wars
Act One
Monday, May 8 2023 1300 hours
Cobalt wakes up in Hogwarts' hospital wing, fully recovered from the mumbles. Sitting up, there are cards and candy all over. Then Horace Slughorn approaches him.
Slughorn: Well, look who's awake.
Cobalt: Professor Slughorn. How long was I out?
Slughorn: A whole week. Many of the Resistance was worried about you. I had to conjure some spells and some brand new potions I just made in hopes to cure you, until I had minimum results… and only a few side effects.
Cobalt: Were they bad?
Slughorn: Not at all. Then Tohru dropped in and told me to use this.
Slughorn reaches into his pocket to take out the Horse Talisman, which he offers to Cobalt so he can look at it.
Cobalt: I remember this… from Jackie Chan Adventures.
Slughorn: The Horse Talisman truly has healing properties, as well as curing diseases and repairing damages.
Cobalt: Does this mean all the twelve Talismans are here?
Slughorn: Yes, but… unfortunately it's been decided. Dumbledore insists on keeping them right here in Hogwarts, only to have them used in case of emergencies. Surely, you would have no need for them.
Then, Jessica enters the hospital wing, and rushes over to Cobalt, embracing him and kissing him.
Jessica: Oh Dieter. Don't you ever have me worried like that!
Cobalt: Easy, babe. I'm alright, really.
Slughorn smiles as he takes his leave out of the room. But spying on them at the window is Venom, looking at how clingy Cobalt and Jessica are being together. He jumps off the walls, plummets down, and swings from trees to land on solid ground before reverting to Steven.
Steven: [bummed] Yeah. It's like those two deserve one another.
Venom: Please, it could've been worse. Like if you were the one asking her out, she would just slap you in the face, saying her standards were too high.
Steven: She did, no thanks to you. But there was nothing about standards.
Venom: But still, you could've just settled with KD. She's a cool girl.
Steven: Perhaps, but she wasn't my type to begin with. I'm not saying she's not pretty or anything, but… the point is, I'm into toon girls. Mostly because they're drawn more beautiful than any woman this world has to offer, and when as they grow old… they don't… show the wrinkles or the aging signs.
Venom: Ahhh. I get it. But if you do mind li-ac women, does that mean I can eat them? I could go-
Steven: I SAID NO EATING! I told you, I don't want to choke on bones when you turn me into a cannibal.
Venom: You won't. Only I could taste and digest the stuff.
Then, his phone beeps. Steven takes it out to see it's a text saying: "Meeting in conference room at 1:30 pm".
Steven: A meeting. Duty calls.
Later, there is a meeting in the conference room. In the room there are Cobalt, Proto, Direwolf, Phoenix, Hornet, Saber, Steven, Rowdy and Kero, discussing the matter of the Dark Side.
Cobalt: We've had our dealings with the Dark Side of Disney, back when it was Maleficent running the shots. But now, this is different. With its new leader, all they've ever done was recruiting toons from outside of its own studios, and overlooking the matter where Disney characters, like Dr. Drakken, die on the battlefield.
Direwolf: But most of all, when was the last time someone stood against two champion-level Digimon, one armor-type, a Sailor Scout and our top-ranking Disney scholar?! I know I've said it many times, but now I say it: they've gone way too far!
Phoenix: I agree. This new Zurg is changing the shape of the war.
Hornet: Our secret base was exposed, then our numbers dwindled, and now this.
Rowdy: Yes. We need more men.
Proto: We'd need a hundred men, at least. And if we do that, we'd have the Defense Department and the Crossover Resource Committee against us. What we need is some weapons. Some pretty BIG weapons.
Cobalt: Well, Kero? What do you say?
Kero: Oh I know why you brought me here, you guys. But… my answer would have to be no.
Cobalt: Why is that?
Kero: The Star Cards would never be used for weapons. Sure, there's the Sword, Shield and Arrow Cards, and they're powerful forces of magic, but even back when they were Clow Cards, it's always the same. They were designed to be free. They have minds of their own. If we just order Sakura to summon them for warfare, the Cards would repel against everyone, including her, and they'll destroy an entire city just to protect themselves. That's why she only uses them whenever she needs to.
Direwolf: And that's why you're both here, to counteract Disney magic. But right now, it's Zurg we're dealing with, and he must be stopped.
Steven: What about Cobalt? He's the Disney expert. He should know what's up, and if I remember… he watched the movie.
Cobalt: [hesitating] I did, but I…. Can't reveal it all. It's too much for me to share with you all. But all I can say is, Zurg has technology beyond imagination.
Proto: Then that's the case. We just need a weapon that could resist that kind of machinery and stop the Dark Side of Disney.
Rowdy: This time for good?
Hornet: More or less, giver take.
Direwolf: But what can we do? I need some suggestions. Anyone?
Saber is thinking of a suggestion he has in mind, and he gets one.
Saber: I've got one. Godzilla. He can help.
Pheonix: Wait, you mean…?
Rowdy: He means it. The all-powerful king of the monsters.
Saber: No. Well… maybe, but I mean the one from Tristar. Godzilla from the TV series back in the 1990s.
Direwolf: Oh yes, that's right. That was my brainchild. Last year, he was supposed to be our trump card if we ever have our final duel with the Dark Side, but he was… sent away when we were disbanded.
Saber: And now with Zurg out there, he could just blow his atomic breath on him or stomp him to the ground.
Cobalt: But are you forgetting something? He's in the wild. He can be anywhere, and we have no way of tracking him.
Proto: Not exactly. You see last year, I had the opportunity to have him microchipped. So Telegram will be able to find him anywhere on the planet.
Direwolf: Then it's decided. As soon as Godzilla is traced, I will be thinking about who is going there. Meeting adjourned!
Elsewhere, Doctor Strange is giving his students, including Sakura and Warren Patterson from Monster by Mistake, to the zoo. They're in the reptile house, looking at a large boa constrictor.
Strange: The boa constrictor is a large and powerful serpent, residing in Central and South America. It feeds on birds and small mammals, but it would never hesitate on making humans their next meal, for it wraps its coils around its prey in order to prevent the prey from breathing.
Sakura: [whispers] But, uh… it's not venomous, is it?
Warren: [whispers] Nope. Boas and pythons don't have fangs, but they have teeth.
Strange: Now over there, you'll see a saltwater crocodile, which is the largest modern day reptile.
The other students head over to another enclosure. Sakura is left with the snake, then Kero flies over to her.
Kero: Sorry I'm late. So what did I miss?
Sakura: Only the part where I have to see a boa like this. Knowing it's not venomous.
Kero: Yeah, that is true. But personally… I'm not a big fan of these guys. They always have odd colours and patterns on them, even more confusing than the pattern on the Illusion Card.
Sakura: Well, I think his colours and patterns are cool. It's all nicely detailed.
Then, the snake looks up and blinks at Sakura, who is stunned as the serpent raises up to be face to face with her.
Kero: [surprised] Sakura?
Sakura: He…. Can you hear me?
[snake nods]
Sakura: I…. I never knew I could talk to a snake before. Do you…. I mean… do you talk to people often?
[snake shakes head]
Kero: He understands you? That's odd.
Sakura: It is, but…. It's actually cool.
Kero: Yeah. If only Madison was here, and she would get this up on YouTube.
A large, tubby, li-ac boy, Tobey Grayson, suddenly comes walking up to Sakura, smirking at her.
Tobey: Look at this. Avalon is talking to a snake. You two should just kiss a make up.
Sakura: What?
Kero: Buzz off, Tobey. She doesn't have time for this.
Overhearing it, Warren looks back to see Tobey picking on Sakura. He wants to do something, so he picks a flower and sniffs it, causing him to sneeze in order to turn him into his monster form.
Tobey: Just because you're with the Resistance, you think you're better than even li-acs.
Sakura: That's not true. I don't think that.
Tobey: Well, ask your snakey boyfriend.
Tobey shoves Sakura to the glass wall, pinning her. Then, Warren picks up Tobey by the underwear, flicking him up and down like a yo-yo while giving him a wedgie.
Warren: I'll teach you to pick on a girl like that, Tobey.
Tobey: Whoa! Hey! Not the wedgie!
But he accidently breaks the glass. When the underwear snaps off, Tobey falls into the snake enclosure, sputtering in a pool of water. Warren snickers at what he saw. But that splashing noise grabs Strange's attention, rushing over to the scene.
Strange: Mr. Patterson! What was that?
Warren: Someone just… got too close, sir.
Warren reaches into the enclosure, hoisting up Tobey, and he puts him down on the ground.
Tobey: My dad will hear about this!
Warren: Is that a threat? Huh?!
Strange: Mr. Patterson-
Warren chases Tobey away out of the reptile house.
Warren: I have a sister who can turn you both into toads until your mother kisses you! AND SHE LEFT YOU!
Then Strange restrains Warren by putting magic coils around him, pulling him in front of him.
Strange: Warren! [beat] We never use transformation as a prank. Surely, Cobalt told you that? Didn't he?
Warren: [pauses] He… might've mentioned it once, professor.
Strange: Then you will do well to remember it. And you'll be lucky I didn't take seven points from Gryffindor.
Strange flicks a feather onto Warren's nose, causing him to sneeze, and he changes back to his normal self. He turns around, before gesturing to the group of students gathered nearby to leave.
Strange: Everyone, grab your things. School is almost over, and I want you to write a report on reptiles.
Sakura: Warren? [pauses] Thanks for that.
Warren: Don't mention it. It's the least I can do.
But before she can go, Sakura looks back at the boa, remembering she was talking to it.
Act Two
The next day, Cobalt, Proto and Saber are in the General's office where Direwolf shows them a map of the Pacific Ocean.
Direwolf: Okay, now we know where to start. According to Proto's chip, Telegram traced it all the way… here. Off the coast of Truk Island, which happens to be Truk Lagoon Base. If he's out there, that's what we'll need to be.
Cobalt: Alright, but who's going there?
Proto: The General had a call from Secretary Nolan. He's coming here for a visit this week, so he and I have to stay. So it means… the Major Squad will deal with this matter.
Saber: But who will it be?
Cobalt: I'm thinking… we could bring Ben, Groot, Rocket, Crush-im, the Terminator, and Steven since he has Venom with him. But we'll be accompanied by a dozen Clone Troopers. We'll take the RLS Legacy to fly there.
Proto: Well, we have something to say. Remember Hydro-King? He sent us a letter.
Proto takes out a letter, and reads it out loud.
Proto: "Hey, Proto. I've heard you were tracing Godzilla to Truk Lagoon, which happens to be my base of operations. But since I'm gone to Cuba, I'm lending it to you and the Resistance for the summer. To get there, you'll be accompanied by the Kanmusu Southwestern Theater Fleet, which happens to be the Kongou-class, and they'll be your escort ships."
When he hears that, Direwolf widens his eyes, and he imagines an image of the Japanese Battleship Kongou, a warship of the Imperial Japanese Navy during World War I and World War II.
Direwolf: Holy shit! Did you say Kongou?! Because that's one of the warships to served Japan's Navy! Damn, Hydro-King has battleships!
But then, there is a screaming of "COMMANDER", as the ground begins to shake with multiple stomps in a running rhythm. Then, bursting into the door is Kongou, a fleet girl from Kantai Collection.
Kongou: Burning love!
Without looking, Kongou leaps over and embraces Cobalt, giggling.
Kongou: Smoochy, smoochy. Hydro-King, my love! [realizes] Hold up. When did Hydro-King get taller?
Proto: That's not Hydro-King, by the way.
Kongou releases Cobalt and steps back a few from him.
Kongou: Oops, sorry. But it's nothing to get mad over. No matter what, I plan on winning the commander's heart!
Cobalt: [confused] Uh… who the heck are you?
Kongou: Ah-ha. You must be Colonel Cobalt, the Disney scholar everyone's been talking about. But allow me to introduce myself. I'm the lead ship of the Kongou-class! Born in England, raised in good old Japan! I'm Kongou!
Then, three more fleet girls show up: Hiei, Haruna, and Kirishima.
Hiei: Second ship of the Kongou-class! There's no way that I'll lose in love or war! I'm Hei!
Haruna: And I'm the third Kongou ship! Haruna! I'll try to do my best!
Kirishima: I'm ship number four, plus the brains of the fleet! Kirishima!
All: We are the four Kongou Sisters!
Now looking at them, Direwolf is silent with chagrin.
Direwolf: Kansumu… as in "fleet girl" or "ship girl". Why didn't I see this coming?
Haruna: Sorry for the noise, but we just got back from an expedition.
Kirishima: Naturally, Kongou was excited when we were called by Hydro-King, and she wanted to show off for him a little.
Proto: That was way more than a little. And why would the Major Squad be needing escort ships anyway?
Hiei: Because you'll be needing fleet girls like us. Beause those waters are swarming with Smokers.
Saber: Smokers?
Cobalt: We can handle this on our own. We have a spaceship and a Terminator, so we just have to fly over to Truk Island.
Kirishima: Maybe you've never seen them, but they're always nipping at our backs, and you'll need some ships to take you there.
Then, Kongou hugs Cobalt and Saber from behind their backs.
Kongou: Don't worry. As long as you have the Kongou Sisters, everything is going to be AOK.
Hiei: [left out] Hey, no fair! What about me?!
Proto: There's no reason to argue with this, sir. We're gonna have to go with it.
Direwolf: [sighs] Alright. Colonel, assemble the troops and get on that ship right away.
Cobalt: [annoyed] Roger that.
Later in the Swiss Family Treehouse, Saber and Ashley are being together in there room.
Ashley: You're going overseas?
Saber: Yeah. I know I said we'll do something together, but this isn't one of those days. We're not sure how long we'll be there anyway.
Ashley: Well… is there, at least, one thing we can do before you go?
Saber: Um… maybe just one.
In Moe's Tavern, the phone rings and Mo answers it.
Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern, where you come to drink.
Saber: Is Seesum there? Last name Dix.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, do we have a Dix here? Seesum Dix? Hey, everybody! I want a Seesum Dix!
[patron laughs]
Barney: Oh, that was a new one!
Moe: [realizes] Wait a minute…. You little son of a bitch! When I get my mits on you, I'll pull off your teeth with a pair of pliers!
Saber and Ashley laugh as Moe hangs up on the other line.
Meanwhile, Cobalt is in his room with Direwolf, and he's rummaging through his closet for something.
Direwolf: I can't believe this happened. When I heard about Kongou, I thought it would be the actual ship that fought with the Imperial Japanese Navy.
Cobalt: I know what you mean, but Hydro-King always has fleet girls. And besides, I wouldn't be comfortable with the real ship, sir. My grandpa had an uncle who served the Navy during World War 2 and his ship was sank by the Kongou battleship.
Direwolf: You may be right, since they… sided with Hitler.
Cobalt finally finds what he's looking for: a violet bottle. He blows the dust off, revealing Ursula's face on it, much to Direwolf's shock.
Direwolf: Ursula's magic?! Where'd you get that?!
Cobalt: I've been saving it. For a very special occasion. In case we'd have to find Godzilla underwater, this will do the trick. Now that I'm set, I'm heading off, sir. Wish me luck.
Direwolf watches Cobalt take his leave, but he stands alone deep in thought about everything he was told by the fleet girls.
Direwolf: I just wonder what they mean by "Smokers".
Act Three
After a while, the RLS Legacy from Treasure Planet flies over the Pacific Ocean, on its way to Truk Island. Saber stands on deck, admiring the scenery, with Steven at his side.
Saber: Man, this is great! The sun in our face, the wind in our caps, the barf in our throats….
Steven: [airsick] Ugh…. Don't remind m-
Then, Steven throws up over the side of the ship. A woman with a flower in her hair and wearing a hula skirt walks up to Saber.
Woman: Moooore pina colada, sir?
Saber: Hell yeah!
Saber drinks the pina colada while Steven continues to throw up over the side.
Steven: I told you not to eat that sixteenth burrito.
Venom's voice: Not my fault you skipped breakfast.
The Clones are all over the ship, pulling ropes and swabbing the deck, and the rest of the troops are helping them out. In the crow's nest, Groot sits there and watches the scene with his hand under his eyes. Rocket is there too, perching above the flag.
Groot: I am Groot?
Rocket: No, I don't see anything. But geez, they put us into the crow's nest while we could just do the laser cannon instead.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: I know they have Crush-im here. What else?
Back on the main deck, the Terminator is using his sensors to have a zoomed out view of the sea, but then he detects something in sight.
Terminator: Colonel. I'm picking up seventy-two hostiles, two miles to our north.
Cobalt: Hostiles? What are they? Pirates?
Haruna looks through her own spyglass to see the approaching hostiles, and she looks alarmed.
Haruna: Smokers! Heading our way!
Kirishima: Quickly, battle positions!
Rex: You heard the lady! Everyone grab a weapon!
Arriving at them are the Smokers, a group of industrialized pirates from Waterworld. Along with jet skis, they also have a hellfire gunboat, and a refueling barge, but sitting on a throne behind the barge is a different Deacon, who looks like a young man with a pirate hat.
Young Deacon: Give the word to attack, boys.
Two men wave flags around, and the Smokers open fire at the Legacy. But onboard the ship, the Clone Troopers return fire, and Crush-im fires his PKM machine gun at the front line of the Smokers.
Crush-im: How you like them apples, huh?!
However, the hellfire gunboat fires its quad-mounted machine gun at the front of the ship, and it kills several troopers, while the others take shelter, until it jams up.
Gunner: Swab it! Swab it!
A ramp boat comes in, hoisting the ramp upward. Then the sky boat (a heavily modified Helios H-295 Super Courier converted into a seaplane armed with an M1917 Browning machine gun) comes flying in with four skiers pulled by it. The skiers fly up the ramp, and they throw molotov cocktails at the Legacy, setting it on fire.
Venom's voice: FIRE!
With Venom controlling him, Steven is flung overboard and he falls into the water.
Cobalt: Evasive action! Evasive action!
Kongou: Colonel, let us deal with them. My sisters and I will buy you some time, and this expedition will be hunky dory.
Cobalt: Proceed, then. Everyone else, put out those flames!
The crew pulls hard on ropes tied to the solar sails, and some are putting out the fire with buckets of water. The Kongou Sisters rush over to the hangar bay at the lower deck, equipping themselves with outfits. The young Deacon observes the scene on his throne.
Young Deacon: Nothing like a good raid first thing in the morning.
But then, he sees the Terminator on the Legacy, killing off the Smokers on their jet skis.
Young Deacon: What the hell?! Who brought the Terminator here?!
Smoker: Probably because Hydro-King knows you'd come, sir.
Young Deacon: Well, two can play that trump card game. Gyarados!
The young Deacon throws a Poke-Ball, releasing a Gyarados into the water, and it charges right towards the ship, until a cannon shell hits his face. The Kongou Sisters jump out of the bay, wearing outfits with cannons on the back, and they ski across to counterattack the Smokers.
Haruna: We won't let you get away with this.
Kirishima: All gun ports, fire!
Both Haruna and Kirishima fire their cannons, striking the hellfire gunboat, but it is impervious.
Kongou: Hiei, you go ahead and take the lead, love.
Hiei: Just leave it to me. Fire!
Hiei fires next, hitting the ramp boat to destroy it, and the skiers on it fall into the water.
Young Deacon: Gyarados, Hyper Beam!
Gyarados fires Hyper Beam at the Kongou Sisters, but they quickly evade the blow. Steven is floating on debris, ducking down from the explosions and firing projectiles to avoid being killed.
Steven: Watch where you're shooting those things!
Another piece of debris flies over, and he ducks down before it would hit him.
Steven: Again? What, am I talking to myself over here?
Back on the Legacy, the crew ducks down for cover with the hellfire gunboat still firing at them. Cobalt tries to hold onto the ship's wheel, but it spins out of his hands. But Rex runs to the wheel and grabs it.
Rex: Hang in there, Colonel. We're taking heavy fire.
Cobalt: Keep us going straight. I'll get my suit on.
As Cobalt rushes to the main deck, one of the masts breaks and crashes down. He leaps out of the way, but the flames spread towards the armory. Cobalt manages to put on his Iron Patriot suit, and he flies overboard to engage the Smokers, much to the Deacon's surprise.
Young Deacon: And now the Iron Patriot?! What is this, a movie marathon?! Do something, guys! I hate Marvel movies!
As the Smokers open fire, Cobalt flies around to evade their blows, and he ignites his lightsaber to slash across the hellfire gunboat, destroying it.
Rex: Abandon ship!
The entire crew jumps overboard. But Groot is trapped, surrounded by flames, until Ben picks him up. As Ben runs across the deck, his foot breaks through a plank and gets stuck. He jolts forward and Groot splashes into the water, swimming away. Ben struggles to free himself as the flames grow, then Saber comes over with Ursula's magic in hand.
Ben: Go on, kid. I'll catch up.
Saber: Not with you sinking like a rock. Here, use this!
Ben looks over deck to see the flames reaching a barrel of gunpowder. He has no choice but to take it, drink it, and he breaks free to jump overboard with Saber before the ship explodes. When they dive, Ben starts glowing as he sinks like a rock, but his legs turn into a fish tail and he begins to breathe underwater.
Ben: Look at me. Heh. I'm a goldfish.
Back on the surface, the Kongou Sisters manage to defeat Gyarados, but the refueling barge is left behind.
Sisters: Go on, Kongou. Finish them.
Kongou: Burniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnng LOVE!
Kongou fires her cannons, striking the barge with one direct hit.
Kongou: Shabam!
The Legacy sinks down the waves beside Rocket, who flaps his arms about, until Haruna picks him up.
Haruna: Don't worry. I got you.
Rocket: [coughs; sighs] Thanks. But… what about…?
Haruna: The Smokers have been taken care of.
Kongou: Hey, don't you think we're, like wicked cool out there? We always win, so feel free to worship us.
Ben surfaces from the air with Saber holding onto his shoulders, joined by Steven.
Ben: You did a good job with that potion, kid. Now I won't have to sink like a rock.
Saber: No, but it'll last for three days now.
Crush-im: Okay, but what do we do now?
With the rest of the people floating in the ocean, Groot grows roots from his entire body to form a lifeboat, and everyone gets onto him, coughing the water out of their lunges. Cobalt hovers over and deactivates his rockets, getting on the Groot-boat.
Cobalt: Rex, gimme a headcount. I want to know who's injured and how bad.
Rex: Already done, sir. We've lost six of our troops, including our medic, the rest of them have injuries, and we're all soaking wet.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rex: Well… thank you for making yourself a lifeboat, Groot.
Steven: So now what? We just lost our ship.
Kongou: Don't worry, you still got us. We'll take you to Truk Island.
Hiei: But, um… are we gonna have to push them?
But then, Groots extends his arms to grow four vines to the Sisters. When they look at him, he smiles at them.
Hiei: Now that's more like it.
Kongou: Alright, loves. Hold on tight.
With the Kongou Sister holding the vines, the Groot-boat is pulled to get across the sea, while Ben just swims over at their side. With them gone, the Smokers are floating on Gyarados, and that's when the Flying Dutchman rears up out of the water, hoisting them onboard. Sailors materializing out of the ship's sides, and they round up the Smokers on the ship. They hear a thudding step, and Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean arriving.
Hammerhead pirate: Five men still alive, the rest have moved on.
Davy Jones crouches in front of the young Deacon and lights his pipe.
Davy Jones: Billy Jenkins. Do you fear death… yet?
Act Four
Back in Universal, Direwolf and Proto are in the MIB headquarters, watching the scene of the Smokers' raid on the big screen.
Direwolf: Those Smokers. Now I get it.
J: Your boys had some rough sailing, sinking their ship, but most of them survived and being hauled over the rest of the way.
Proto: Okay, but…. That guy over there… is different.
K: Idikiukup, Bob, do a facial recognition on the young man in the background.
The Twins press the buttons, zoom over to the young Deacon, and it shows a profile of him.
K: His name is Billy Jenkins. Born 1995, twenty-eight years. No criminal records, that's good to know. But it says here he's also a scholar. An expert on Universal movies since he watched the Land Before Time 2.
Direwolf: Alright, but the important thing is, it has nothing to do with Disney, so it's nothing the Major Squad can't handle.
K: Actually, General, there's something you need to see. This footage was taken around Operation: Fireball.
The screen switches to late April, where Billy consults with Obsidian and Strika.
K: And this was just recently.
Next, the screen shows the Flying Dutchman crew the Smokers, much to Direwolf's chagrin.
Direwolf: Dammit, this happens everytime!
Proto: But with those battleships, things will be okay for Cobalt and the others.
K: True. In fact, there's something else as well. When they reach Truk Lagoon, the team will encounter one of their latest special ships. Named… Yamato.
Back in the ocean at sunset, the Kongou Sisters keep hauling the Groot-boat across until they see the island ahead of them.
Kongou: Look right there. We've finally made it.
Saber: Is that Truk Island?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: It's not that small. It's big enough for all of us to get on.
Steven: Easy for you to say. You're the smallest among us.
Kirishima: Do not worry, gentlemen. This is our base of operation.
Rex: Either way, some of us need medical attention and fast.
Finally, the Sisters reach dry land before they take off their riggings. Groot breaks free from his roots, walking on the sand, and everyone gets off to sit down, breathing heavily. However, Ben is still in his aquatic form, so he can't get on dry land.
Ben: Sorry. I can't walk for now.
Haruna: There's a lagoon nearby, Mr. Grim. Feel free to get there if you can.
As Ben swims off to the lagoon, Cobalt stares at the trees with Steven at his side, observing it.
Steven: This doesn't look like much.
Cobalt: But is this really the place?
Kongou: Hehe, you worry too much, Colonel. This is the place.
[trees rustling]
Steven: [alarmed] Who's there?
Steven grabs a rock and raises it, ready to throw it.
Steven: I got a gun!
But coming out of the trees is only a person. It is Yamato, also from Kantai Collection, but when Steven sees her, he becomes infatuated by her.
Steven: [whispers] Wow.
Yamato: I'm Yamato, lead ship of the Yamato-class. Welcome to Truk Island.
Cobalt: [dismayed] Another fleet girl. Toons.
Meanwhile on the Deez, the flagship of the Smokers, the doctor is put bandages on Billy's head until he is done.
Doctor: There you go. All better.
Billy: It better not look so terrible, Frogg. [pauses] Is it?
Doctor: Oh, nononono, Billy. I just-
Then, Billy bonks the doctor on the head with a frying pan.
Billy: Only address me as "Deacon". [to the Smokers] Agreed?
The Smokers surrounding Billy nod and reply in agreement. Billy looks to the left, seeing Obsidian and Strika with him. Then, the bookkeeper comes storming into the room.
Bookkeeper: Deacon? Sir? There's someone in the pit who wants to see you.
Billy: Alright, I'm on my way. Let's drive.
Billy and the Vehicons walk over to the Deaconmobile, a 1961 Lincoln Continental. The driver starts the engines, playing the Peter Gunn theme, and Strika pushes it over for the car to move. The Deaconmobile, followed by Obsidian, drives through the Deez, where the smokers are welding parts of the ship to make weapons, bullets and crude oil for their machines, then the car stops at a hatch door where a voice is heard down below.
Voice: Somebody. Hey, up there. Take it off.
Billy opens the hatch to find the depth gauge guy, who's in charge of gauging the oil.
Billy: Yeah.
Depth gauge: Your Deaconship. Hello. Good morning. Or night, whichever the case may be.
Billy: What seems to be the problem?
Depth gauge: I thought you should know. We're down to exactly four feet, nine inches of black stuff.
Done with hearing that, Billy closes the hatch door.
Obsidian: Black stuff?
Billy: Oil, that's what he means. [to the bookkeeper] How much more can we get?
Bookkeeper: Maybe, uh… three refuelers?
Dotor: We'll burn that in two lunars.
Billy: For God's sake, someone just tell me what's going on here?! I was bested by the Terminator and the Iron Patriot today! Who were these clowns?!
Obsidian: I see you met the Resistance.
Billy: Resistance?
Obisidian: Yes. A paramilitary branch led by General Direwolf. But that guy in an Iron Patriot suit? That's the Disney expert, Colonel Cobalt. And believe me, they're a real stick in the mud.
Billy: Alright, listen up. We've learned that these "Resistance" guys are out there, so this calls for the big guns. We don't use the warships here. We just get Davy Jones and those machines from Avatar to deal with them, but we don't inflict too much damage on Truk Lagoon Base. Ya got it?
Obsidian: Absolutely. But… what's so great about Truk Lagoon?
Billy: Nothing. Just one thing that's caught my eye for so long.
Looking away, Billy takes out a picture of Yamato around a heart-shaped frame from his coat, admiring her.
Billy: A fleet girl. Who's…. Who's like an angel from the deep. All my life of being the Deacon of a ship, which belonged to my grandfather, I've been telling myself that I would marry her. [pauses] What are you guys waiting for, New Years?! Get on with it!
Act Five
Back on Truk Island, Cobalt and the others follow Yamato to the base, which looks like a palace.
Yamato: This is Hydro-King's HQ. As you can see by its grandeur, everything is state-of-the-art and environment friendly. Right this way and I'll show you right in.
They all enter a dining room, where they find Baymax standing there.
Cobalt: Baymax.
Baymax: Hello. I was informed of your team acquiring medical attention, so Doctor Strange has sent me here with a Sling Ring.
Cobalt: Well, you got here just in time. There are three who need some right away.
Baymax walks away with the injured men, leaving the others to themselves.
Rex: Okay, so we're here, but what else do we do?
Yamato: Well, since you've had a hard time coming here, you should all be giving refreshments for the time being.
Yamato rings a bell, triggering a fridge to open, and they look inside to find soda bottles, popsicles and ice cream.
Crush-im: Holy shit! Icy cold treats!
Rex: Wait, this is what we do?
Cobalt: Well, we've had an unexpected turn of events on our way here, so we just go with it for the time being.
Saber: This is just what we need for a hot summer's day. A cold drink.
Cobalt and Saber both drink from Coke Zero, finding it refreshing, then Yamato presents them a bowl of consomme soup.
Yamato: Try some of the consomme soup. It's the appetizer for your full course meal.
Kongou: Cool, right? And the soup's skimmed to perfection!
Rocket: Hard to believe this is a base.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: A hotel?
Rex: I was thinking "palace", but a hotel works too.
Kongou: Not just any hotel, this is five-star level. The best place for food, quality and service.
Yamato: [upset] I'm not a hotel you know!
Everyone looks back at Yamato, who is shocked by the way she reacted in front of them.
Yamato: Please, forgive my outburst. I hope you enjoy your dinner.
Yamato takes her leave out of the room, but when she closes the door, she sighs in depression.
In the next morning, Cobalt is going through a handheld device with a radar to trace Godzilla, but he seems to be having problems with it. Then, he sees Steven sitting under a palm tree, daydreaming.
Cobalt: Steven? What the heck are you doing over there?
Steven: I'm just feeling a little… special today, that's all.
Cobalt: Hold on. I've seen that look before. You're in love with someone. But… who's the girl?
Steven: Um…. It's one of the… fleet girls. Yamato.
Cobalt: Oh, I do see what you mean there. But the question is… what will you do for her?
Steven: You've seen her outburst, right? She doesn't want to be treated to be something she's not, but I can treat her like a human being, so that's the first step for me. Second, just let her do what her heart contents.
Cobalt: Just don't do anything crazy. But take my advice: start off with walking out with her.
Later, Steven escorts Yamato over to the ocean on a private part of the island.
Yamato: Um, Steven. It's nice that you're taking me out, but… why is that? I should be preparing dinner.
Steven: Well, it's only fair that I could tag along with the cooking, since I'm not a soldier anymore. And besides after thinking about you not being what you're probably not, I just thought of assisting with your affairs.
Yamato: Why, that's very generous of you. I…. I don't know what to say.
Steven: Just ask if you want to sunbathe or to swim in the water, and you can say you're really grateful.
Yamato is too dense to say anything, then Kirishima steps in to interject.
Kirishima: Denied. Sorry Steven, but Yamato can't leave the base. Hydro-King's orders.
Steven: What?
Kirishima: I'm not making this up.
Then, Steven changes into Venom, which makes Yamato gasp in horror.
Venom: You and what army?!
Steven's voice: Venom, change back! Yamato's watching!
Venom reverts back to Steven, trying to calm Yamato down.
Steven: Sorry about that.
Yamato: I…. I have to go. I'm sorry.
Yamato takes her leave back to the base, and Kirishima follows her, leaving Steven alone.
In the afternoon, Steven is in his room talking to Venom on his reflection in the mirror.
Venom: Don't give me that. I was stepping up for you, and you're making a fuss out of it.
Steven: I was making a good first impression, but now I feel like I can't do it with you on me.
Venom: Well, she was a little frightened, yeah. But she was brave enough to not run away.
Steven: Look, I just need to do this on my own for the time being. I have to just be myself. And that means… you have to go.
Venom: Wait, you're not… ejecting me, are you?
Steven: Dude, I said for the time being. That means leaving you is only temporary, and you can survive without me. So… off with you.
Venom hesitates for a moment, then he ejects himself out of Steven into his blobby-self, landing on the bed. Now freed, Steven walks out of the room, looking for Yamato, but so far there is no sign of her.
Steven: Okay, um…. How could I put it up to her? "I'm sorry, I just had a… monstrous flu, but he's gone now". Nononono, that won't work.
Then, he sees Yamato outside, staring at the open ocean. Steven walks out to approach her.
Yamato: Oh. Steven, it's you.
Steven: It's nice out here, isn't it? The open ocean? You've longed to set foot there, huh?
Yamato: Um, is it that obvious?
Steven: Yeah. That feeling kinda stands out.
He stares at her, still in love. She returns the look. But he realizes what he is doing, and returns to normal.
Steven: I mean, uh, it's never too late to try it out.
Yamato: I would, but I….
Steven: Look, you have nothing to be afraid of. I know it's teeming with all kinds of danger, but I remember my father once said… there's always a silver lining. It means a sign of hope or a positive aspect in an otherwise negative situation. Whaddya say?
Steven extends his hand out. Yamato hesitates, deep in thought about it, but she holds onto his hand, accepting the offer. The two of them take out their shoes, and walk into the water in ten steps.
Yamato: Um, Steven? This is embarrassing for me to say….
Steven: Don't be so dense. Whatever it is, I promise not to laugh.
[stomach rumbles]
Yamato: [blushing] The ocean… makes me hungry.
Steven: [pauses] What?
Later, Yamato is feasting on a massive meal to refill herself, and Steven watches in shock with Saber and Crush-im.
Crush-im: So much food. I have no idea a woman could eat this much and… stay in shape.
Steven: Maybe I should've… asked?
Yamato: Another bowl of rice please.
Saber: More rice? You just finished it off. I'll order a pizza or-
Then, Cobalt enters the room with Kirishima at his side.
Kirishima: Oh no. Yamato was at sea.
Cobalt: What do you mean?
Kirishima: Whenever Yamato is at sea, she gets so much of her energy reduced to a maximum range, which… causes her hunger to take over.
Cobalt: But who overlooked this? Well?
[five second silence]
Steven: That was me. She and I were… strolling along the beach, and… dipped into the water. But I had no idea it would take so much out of her.
Cobalt: [sternly] Alright, then. Since you disobeyed an order, you're gonna start first thing in the morning by raking clams on the beach. Dismissed.
Steven: [defeated] Yes, sir. [walks off]
On the Deez, Billy's room is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Yamato. Baloo from The Jungle Book is now a taxidermied rug. Soft music plays on the radio. Billy lays in bed with the magic mirror on his night table. He looks at the time, then he presses the radio to shut off the music, and he grabs the mirror.
Billy: Mirror, show her to me. Show me Yamato.
The mirror glows and begins to show a scene of Yamato, still eating.
Billy: Ah… perfect. One day, we'll be married.
Billy looks down at his bare chest and pulls the sheet up to cover himself as though Yamato could see him as he gazes sheepishly at her image in the mirror.
Act Six
The next morning, Steven is raking on the beach to find some clams, and when he finds some, he pours them into a trash can. But then, Yamato arrives at the scene.
Steven: Yamato?
Yamato: Need a hand?
Steven: No, don't. You shouldn't punish yourself for what I've done.
Yamato: But I want to help.
Accepting it, Steven lets Yamato rake the beach for clams.
Yamato: Besides, I never told you about why I couldn't leave the base. I'm a battleship, just like Kongou and the others. I'm equipped with forty-six centimeter cannons. Unfortunately, my equipment is the reason why the ocean makes me hungry. I need a tremendous amount of fuel and resources, and none of them are cheap, you know. Hydro-King that I have to stay put in the base, only if I'm really needed, but I have….
Steven: No battle experience. I get it now. But… do you listen to Hydro-King in every way?
Yamato: Yes.
Steven: Well…. I'm just being curious. Because with a guy having fleet girls around, it makes people think if it's a harem or- Well, it's just-
Yamato: [giggles] Oh, don't be like that. I know it looks like it, but Hydro-King doesn't believe in harems. He's my commander, but he treats me like I'm his sister, so that's all I see of him.
Steven: But really, it's…. It was nothing to get shocked about or anything.
Yamato: Not at all. But for me, it's very sweet of you to be concerned, with you having a cute face.
Steven and Yamato have been getting closer and closer, until Steven leans in to kiss her. He is interrupted, however, by Venom, who slaps onto his back, then his head sticks out on Steven's shoulder.
Venom: Sorry about this. I couldn't live on like that for a long time.
Steven: Do you mind? We were getting along here.
Venom: I said I was sorry. Chill out.
Yamato: [nervous] Um…. Are you Venom?
Steven: Yes, he is. Please excuse him. He's like this when he's hungry. I should be getting these clams inside.
Later, everyone is seated at the dining room table, and they're served with omelets for breakfast.
Kongou: Are these clam omelets?
Yamato: Yes. But they're made from the clam Steven collected for us. Please, dig in.
Everyone begins to eat, but Yamato looks at Venom, gobbling up his food with no table manners whatsoever. Rocket laughs, but Cobalt shoots him an admonishing look. Yamato turns away and tries to ignore it, but Groot nudges the spoon with his finger, and Venom reaches out for it. Yamato looks at him in wonder as he tries to eat with the spoon, and he succeeds.
Cobalt: Okay, now here's the plan for today. Saber and I will be scouting out with the Kongou Sisters and Grim. We'll search for Godzilla at his current coordinates, and Rex will be in charge of the place while I'm gone.
Rex: Yes, sir.
Cobalt: The rest of you, stay put around the base. There's no telling if either the Smokers or the Flying Dutchman would attack.
Rocket: But before we'd do anything, I should ask. Where would the big guy be?
Cobalt: According to the scanner, just thirty kliks to our north. Not sure why he would be there of all place.
Kirishima: Naturally, the sea is teeming with marine life. Whatever it is, he's just down there to eat something. But… what do you mean by Flying Dutchman?
Crush-im: The ghost ship, under the command of Davy Jones. Thought every fleet girl knew about him.
Saber: Either way, it's imperitive that we'd find Godzilla. Because with Davy Jones is with the Dark Side of Disney, and that means Zurg would be involved.
Far into the sea is a S-76 SeaDragon from Avatar: The Way of Water, flanked by two AT-101 SeaWasps. Obsidian and Strika stand on the main deck of the ship, observing the sea, and a holo-projector on Obsidian's shoulder shows Zurg via video chat.
Zurg: What news from the seas?
Obsidian: Your predictions were correct, Zurg. Colonel Cobalt is leaving the base, accompanied by four ships.
Strika: We think he's looking for something out there. But should we do reconnaissance there?
Zurg: Not likely. Just stay with the Deacon, and inform him about this. If he has a plan, tell him about Davy Jones. I want to see if his pet can take care of the Resistance by all means.
Obsidian: As you wish. Over and out.
Obsidian switches off the holo-projector, and Billy walks over to him.
Obsidian: Just in time, Deacon. We've found the Resistance leaving Truk Island, but only a handful are remaining there.
Billy: All the more reason to take action. We'll go there, while Davy Jones can handle that Iron Patriot wannabe. Smokers, send out the Mako Subs to the Flying Dutchman.
Four Smokers rush down the lower deck of the ship to the midget submarines called Mako Subs (also known as MS-3 Type 2s). They got in, dive into the moon pool, and they swam out to the open ocean.
Back on Truk Island, everyone relaxes on the beach, enjoying the heat and all the comforts.
Rex: I know the Colonel says to be on the lookout, but it never hurts to just have a little R&R.
Baymax: Yes. It is important to always have some time off from work.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Yeah, this is what I'm talking about too.
However, Steven is sitting alone under a tree, deep in thought about what to do for Yamato.
Steven: That poor girl. I know she can't be in the water, but I'm still worried.
Venom: Hey, I know! I've got an idea! Put me on her. If I host her, I'll do the eating for her.
Steven: No, that's not good enough. She's only getting used to you one minute at a time, but I don't think she'd want that.
Venom: Come on. It's a great idea, really.
Steven looks at the ocean, but when he sees a leaf floating there, he imagines it as a boat. Then, he gets an idea when he snaps his finger.
Steven: I got it!
Act Seven
On an islet, Cobalt, Saber and the Kongou Sisters stand there alone, looking at the tracker's radar that pinpoints Godzilla's location, which is underwater.
Cobalt: This is where he currently is. [to comm. link] Ben, you see anything.
Underwater, Ben swims below to the sea bed, looking for him.
Ben: Nothing down here yet. I see only coral, crabs and fish. With a big guy like him, he should stick out like a sore thumb.
Back on the surface, Cobalt seems dismayed.
Haruna: No sign of him?
Cobalt: Sadly, no. There must be a way for him to surface.
Kongou: [giggles] Have no fears, chums. I've got a simply brilliant idea.
Right on cue, Kirishima takes out four microphones and a boombox.
Kirishima: Let me check the mic volume. Check one two three four. Alright, it sounds perfect. We're ready.
The boombox plays Kiss the Girl by Ashley Tisdale, and the Kongou Sisters all sing along like it's karaoke. Cobalt and Saber stare at them, befuddled by this sudden event.
Cobalt: [annoyed] Toons.
Saber: Hey, how would this bring out Godzilla?
Kongou: Allow me to explain it to you. Let's say someone's shy under the ocean, and he doesn't want to come out. But if he hears someone singing, he'd want to go check it out, wouldn't he? So we just wait for him to pop his head out, then we fish him out with a fishing rod, so he'll never go back. He'll never escape us!
Saber: That's not what I call a foolproof plan.
Kirishima: Sure it is. Why waste time looking for Godzilla when we can make him find us instead? It's a completely flawless plan. Our big sis is the smartest of us all.
Saber: I can find a few flaws in it.
Then, Cobalt is having enough before he switches the boombox off.
Cobalt: Stop, stop. This isn't gonna help anyone. You'll scare away the fish living here.
Kongou: Hey now, Colonel. Why do you have to be so salty? You should try singing a song for a change.
Ben: [through comm. link] Cobalt. I see a cave. I'm going in there.
Cobalt: Be alarmed, in case we-;
Suddenly, the Flying Dutchman pops out of the water next to the islet. Cobalt and the other five stay put and watch as Davy Jones stands at the port railing, looking down on them. Then, the two Mako Subs pop out next to the ship.
Smoker pilot: That's a nice tough. That's them.
Davy Jones: Well, well. It can't be. Look at this. We heard some songbirds singing, and we thought we might see you lubbers standing here.
Cobalt: Get off your ship and we'll repeat it for you.
Davy Jones: Time hasn't been kind to you, Wilson. You should never turn on the wrong side.
Cobalt: It's you and the other Disney villains who sided wrong.
Davy Jones: And yet, here you are, making a mess on my ocean.
Kongou: Your ocean?! The sea belongs to everyone, so no conquerors!
Hiei: Yeah, you tell 'em, sis.
Davy Jones: Not your decision, I'm afraid.
Kongou: Oh. Well, then. You better be ready, because I'm about to pitch slap you! Bring it!
The cannons are slid out and Kongou loses her smile.
Cobalt: Split!
Everyone jumps away; the cannons fire and some hit the islet as the team retreats. The Kongou Sisters ski in their riggings with Saber holding onto Haruna, and Cobalt flies in the air, shooting back at the Flying Dutchman.
Back in Universal Studios, Direwolf and Proto pace around in the General's office, until they receive an emergency call from a walkie talkie on the desk.
Cobalt: [through walkie talkie] Cobalt to HQ. General, you copy?
Direwolf: This is Direwolf here. What's the situation?
Cobalt: Davy Jones. We're taking heavy fire. The rest of the team is out of radio range. We need backup.
Direwolf: Copy that. Just hold on to it. Over and out. [hangs up] Proto, head on to the sea.
Proto: Are you sure? I should go?
Direwolf: Yes. But now that we've handled everything with Secretary Nolan, I can handle things here on my own.
Proto: Alright.
Meanwhile on Truk Island, Steven is escorting Yamato across the island to another part of the beach, where it has a rowboat.
Yamato: What's this for?
Steven: Well, I know you want to have experience in the sea, and we both know you get… depleted everytime you float. But I thought we could do it the old fashion way. Rowing. Actually, just me doing the rowing, while you sit along there and relax.
Yamato: Really? That's very thoughtful of you, Steven.
Yamato gets on the boat, and Steven gets on the front side. Steven starts to pull the oars, but something is wrong. He can't seem to row the boat to the sea. He pulls as hard as he can, but no luck.
Yamato: [apologetic] I'm sorry. Am I too heavy?
Steven: I won't say that. I just need to give it more pump.
Venom: Here. Let me do it.
Steven is converted back into Venom, and he finally rows to sea. With his super strength, Venom rows further and further for Yamato, but she is only paying attention to the open ocean. She then looks at Venom, but this time without worry or fear.
Venom: Uh…. What?
Yamato: Now that I look at you, you do seem monstrous. But I was told by Hydro-King that you're a hero.
Venom: I am. Although I don't wear a cape, a mask or some colorful costume, but I am a hero in San Francisco.
Yamato: [giggles]
Venom begins to blush. He reverts back to Steven, leaving them both alone with each other.
Venom's voice: I like this one already. She's better than KD. Go for it.
Steven: Anyway, um…. Is this everything you hoped for?
Yamato: It is. Let's both… sit back and enjoy the view, can we?
She sits right beside Steven and cuddles with him. Venom sticks his head out from Steven's back and looks mystified. But then, Yamato picks up from something like she is hearing it.
Yamato: My radar. It's picking up something.
Yamato looks ahead, and there's the SeaDragon following the Matador patrol boat, heading towards the island.
Steven: [alarmed] Smokers! They're heading this way! We're rowing back!
Steven rows his way around to get back to the island. Billy stands on the gunner's position of the patrol ship, manning the harpoon cannon. He sees Yamato with a smile, but he sees her with Steven, and he grows suspicious.
Billy: Cut 'em off!
Just as Steven is nearing dry land, the SeaDragon cuts him off, and Gyarados picks them both up from the boat.
Act Eight
On the beach, the Terminator and Baymax both look alarmed about something.
Baymax: Oh no.
Rex: Baymax? What is it?
Terminator: Trouble.
Crawling onto the beach are several Crab Subs (also known as SMP-2s), firing spearguns at the team. Groot blocks them with his branch shield, then Rocket perches on his shoulder to fire his machine gun at the Crab Subs, followed by Crush-im, shooting them as well. The Terminator fires his rocket launcher, landing a perfect bullseye at one of the Crab Subs' windshields.
Crush-im: Looks like we're having crab tonight, guys!
Back with Cobalt, he flies around to avoid being hit by the Flying Dutchman.
Kongou: All guns, fire!
Kongou fires her cannons, hitting the pirate ship on the side.
Davy Jones: Let them taste the triple guns.
Undead pirate: Aye, Captain.
The triple cannons are rolled out in the front and they fire, further damaging the place. Cobalt is hit, plummeting into the water, but his Iron Patriot suit retracts underwater turbines to make it seaworthy. But with Mako Subs heading to him, he flees from them. With Cobalt swimming away, the subs fire ventral speargun at the turbines, then one of them launches a net to lash onto him.
Smoker pilot: We got him.
But then, Proto comes ahead in a rebreather, and he fires a depth charge form his launcher underwater, which causes it to blow with a bright light. With that, Cobalt fires his bullets at the Mako Subs' windshields, breaking them and drowning the Smokers in them.
Cobalt: Just in time.
Proto: Hang on.
Proto emerges out of the water, while holding onto Cobalt. They both get out of the water, and return fire at the Flying Dutchman.
Blowfish pirate: We're taking heavy fire!
Davy Jones: Break off pursuit, run on light and douse canvas!
Hammerhead pirate: We've given up, sir?
But Davy Jones smiles wickedly and the pirate smiles with him. A few of the crew are cranking a wheel and being lashed while doing so.
Davy Jones: The Resistance think they're better than us. They think they have hope with their battleships. But their hope will be cursed by we who ready to raise… the Kraken!
The crank booms as it crashes down once it reaches maximum capacity and the boom spreads through the water, calling the Kraken. The Kongou Sisters feel the vibration from the ship, puzzled about what it was for. Suddenly, the waves shudder from a blow and they flop down.
Hiei: What was that?
Kirishima: I don't know. It sounded like a….
Then, a giant tentacle raises up and plummets down on them before they ski out of the way.
Saber: The Kraken!
Cobalt: He summoned the Kraken!
Kongou: Everyone, get ready!
There is mayhem in the sea as the tentacles of the Kraken creeps out, and flails them around at the Kongou Sisters, who fire their cannons at them. In the air, Cobalt and Proto fly around to shoot at the tentacles, trying to save them.
Back on the SeaDragon, Steven and Yamato are being surrounded by Smokers, holding them at gunpoint. Billy walks over in front of them.
Billy: Proper introductions first. I'm the Deacon of the Smokers, and if you don't know… you're both clearly under my custody. That means your fates wrest with me.
Steven: Like hell it is!
Venom's voice: Steven, let me out of this.
Steven: [whispers] Not yet.
Billy waves his arms and Obsidian moves in to pick Steven up, holding him over the water where Gyarados is waiting to be fed.
Obsidian: It'd be a shame to drop you like this, but it is my duty.
Yamato: No, don't!
Yamato tries to stop, but Billy pulls her away.
Billy: Calm it down, Yamato. He'll only drop when I tell him to.
Yamato: Billy, please don't do it. Steven's not a soldier.
Billy: I can always tell the Smokers to let him go, if….
Yamato: If what?
Billy: If you marry me.
Yamato: What?
Billy: One little word, Belle. That's all it takes.
Yamato: Never!
Billy: Have it your way.
Billy turns and walks away slowly, playing hard to get.
Obsidian: [to Steven] Any last words?
Steven: Maybe… just one.
[five second silence]
Steven: NOW!
Steven changes into Venom, much to everyone's surprise, and he mauls on Obsidian until he falls onto the deck.
Billy: What the hell is going on over here?!
Smoker: It's Venom. From Marvel!
Yamato hits Billy on his torso, freeing herself of him, and she rushes over back to the rowboat while avoiding being shot by the Smokers. Venom starts throwing parts of the ship around, making the Smokers get away, and he pushes the rowboat to get away from the scene.
Billy: No! Stop her!
The SeaDragon opens its rear docking bay, deploying unmanned Picador jetboats and the Matador. They begin shooting at the rowboat, but missing it, then the Matador fires its harpoon cannon, lassoing the boat.
Act Nine
Back with Cobalt, he keeps shooting at the tentacles while the Kongou Sisters avoid them. Saber keeps holding onto Haruna, but when a tentacle hits her, he loses his grip and falls into the water.
Cobalt: Jack!
Saber keeps his head out of the water in order to breathe, but he is splashed away by the Kraken's flailing tentacles. Cobalt flies over to the rescue, until a tentacle hits him out of the way.
Davy Jones: [chuckles] Victory is all mine.
The Kraken raises three tentacles up and splashes into the water, creating a massive wave that washes down the Kongou Sisters. But then, a roaring was heard from below. Then, Godzilla comes out from underneath for the rescue.
Saber: [overjoyed] Godzilla!
Then, Ben shows up to lift up Saber.
Ben: Need a hand, kid?
Saber: You really found him.
Ben: Yeah. He was having a big knap down there.
With the kaiju out, Godzilla slashes his claws at the Kraken's tentacles.
[Godzilla roars]
[Kraken roars]
Davy Jones: What is that?!
Hammerhead pirate: They summoned a monster. We must leave.
Davy Jones: The sea never leaves. And I AM the sea. Fire!
The Flying Dutchman fires its triple cannons, but they are unable to hit Godzilla as he's dealing with the Kraken. The Kongou Sisters fire their cannons, leaving big holes on the ship. Godzilla breathes his atomic breath on the Kraken, burning its tentacles and he blows it again at the Flying Dutchman, destroying it and the crew.
Back on Truk Island, the SeaWasps join in on the fight, assisting the Crab Subs. Groot keeps blocking them with his branch shield until he is blown away by a fired rocket. Then Baymax comes flying over in his superhero suit, and fires his rocket fist at the SeaWasps one by one. Then, Strika shows up, throwing energized balls at them, forcing them to retreat.
Rex: Baymax, can you look around? Scan for anymore?
Using his sensors, Baymax sees the SeaDragon under chaos.
Baymax: Yes. I see a ship, with Steven and Yamato onboard.
On the SeaDragon, Venom pulverizes all of the Smokers until Obsidian remains, who fires lasers at him. Once Venom rolls around to avoid being shot, Obsidian assumes his helicopter mode only for his propeller to become ensnared in a discarded chain wielded by Venom. Obsidian transforms into robot mode in a failed attempt to escape, which forces the chain to wind under his armor as his parts shifted between modes.
Obsidian: You think these chains can hold me?
Venom: No, but they can do this!
Venom yanks the chain hard, dismembering Obsidian and rupturing his internals, causing him to explode; his burning, decapitated head landed on the main deck. Then, Billy comes barging in to punch Venom in the face. Billy swings down a chainsaw-sword at Venom, but he catches the weapon in his hand. Venom rises up and roars in Billy's face. They proceed through a fight on the deck. Finally, Billy grabs a flamethrower and fires in front of Venom, blocking his way.
Billy: Come on through and fight! Were you in love with her, beast? Did you honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me?
Venom has been provoked enough. He emerges and they fight again. But two Picadors come over and fire sonic cannons at Venom, which starts weakening him, losing himself.
Venom: The noise! I can't… take it!
Billy walks into the foreground and takes back his chainsaw-sword. He approaches the weakening Venom when Yamato's voice drifts up. She is on the dragging boat and is yelling to Billy, telling him to stop.
Yamato: No!
Steven, looking through the discarding parts of Venom, looks ahead to see Yamato ahead of her.
Steven: Yamato….
Venom: Steven… you must do this… on your own.
Steven: What? No! We're partners!
Venom: You can handle this. Trust me.
Steven pauses for a few seconds, and he nods his head, allowing Venom to eject himself out of him. Billy turns on his chainsaw-sword, ready to strike, but Steven looks ahead to find a speargun on the floor.
Yamato: No, please, don't!
But then, Steven grabs the speargun and shoots at Billy's leg, injuring him and making him drop his chainsaw-sword. Gyarados roars and lunges for Steven, but he rolls out of the way. Without looking, Gyarados smashes his head into the SeaDragon's main haul, puncturing a hole and causing it to sink.
Steven: Abandon ship!
Steven makes a run for it, but Billy gets in his way with a rocket launcher.
Billy: Dead men don't bite!
But Venom's symbiotic form yanks his hair, causing the launched rocket to hit Gyarados, who burns to a crisp.
Billy: Gyarados! Daddy's sorry! [to Steven] You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
He picks up Obsidian's dismembered arm and beats Steven around the head with it. Yamato watches the scene helplessly, and wonders what to do for Steven, and she gets an idea. When Steven merges back with the symbiote to transform, Venom kicks Billy away and starts to wave his sharp claws at him, but Billy fights back with his flamethrower. Venom backs away from him, and Billy takes aim, ready to fire.
Billy: It's over, creep. Yamato is mine!
Yamato: No.
They both look overboard to see Yamato, already in her rigging which has seven sets of a cannon trio, and floating on the water.
Yamato: All main guns, show 'em what we've got!
Yamato fires her cannons at Billy, killing him and destroying the rest of the ship.
Yamato: Get on the boat, Venom!
With Venom on the boat, Yamato hauls it to get away from the Matador, shooting at them. Yamato blasts the patrol boat into pieces with her cannons.
Act Ten
Back on the beach, Strika overruns the Resistance with his energy-balls and her brute strength. Rex reloads his blaster and engages the Vehicon, then there is a fog horn. Everyone looks back to see the Deez being rowed over towards the island, much to Rex's dismay.
Rex: That's not good.
On the Deez is the League of Super Evil, having a legion of Zyclopses and smokers.
Voltar: At last. We have done it! And now, victory will be ours! [laughs evilly]
Frogg: Alright, boys. Attack!
The Zyclopses open their flaps and they fly up to the air, flying ahead to engage the Resistance. The Smokers ride on their jet skis and open fire to join in.
Frogg: [deviously] Yes. Yes! This is perfect!
Red Menace: Um… this seems a little unfair, don't you think, Voltar?
Voltar: Life's not always fair, Red. You know that.
Red Menace: Okay, but… what about the fleet girls we might run into?
Frogg: That's right. Fleet girls are supposed to be designed after historic warships, if I remember right.
Voltar: I say let them come. We've got so much firepower in here, it'll probably take, uh, fifty of them to take us down. Or maybe a hundred fleet girls! Well, it doesn't matter. They'll never take this ship. It would take the entire Resistance to take us down. [laughing sinisterly]
But then, Doomageddon picks up a scent, and he barks madly at it.
Red Menace: Doomageddon? What is it, boy?
Frogg: I think he's picked up a scent or something.
Right beside Voltar, the Smoker looking through the binoculars sees something coming ahead.
Smoker: I have a visual.
Voltar: Fleet girls?
Smoker: I think so.
Frogg: How many are coming? A thousand?
Smoker: No.
Red Menace: Eighty?
Smoker: No, sir.
Red Menace: What, uh… sixty-two?
Smoker: Less.
Voltar: Fifty? Come on! How many?
Smoker: Four.
Voltar: WHAT?! Gimme those!
Voltar looks through the binoculars, seeing the Kongou Sisters shooting at the Deez. The Smokers and Zyclopses return fire, but the ship is lifted up by Godzilla, rising out from underneath, and he tears the ship apart before letting out a victorious roar.
Back on the beach, Strika watches in shock to see this, so she is about to attack, until Cobalt flies in to take her down. After Cobalt lands on the ground, Strika swings her fists wildly at the Colonel. This gives Cobalt the opportunity to ignite his lightsaber, which he uses to cleave off Strika's right arm and run through the Vehicon's neck, nearly severing it. Cobalt then wrenched Strika's head from its neck and tossed it aside. With her gone, Rex and the others come out of hiding.
Cobalt: The mission is accomplished. Godzilla is back with us. The Resistance is victorious!
The entire team roars in cheer for victory, but Cobalt sees that only two are absent.
At the private side of the island, Steven and Yamato are back on dry land, and they feel happy to be together safe and sound. But then, they see Cobalt scolding them.
Venom: Oh shit.
Yamato: Colonel, wait! It was my doing! He tried to stop me!
Cobalt: What are you talking about? I was gonna tell you the battle's over. You two should get ready. Because we'll be having a good meal tonight, along with some R&R.
Cobalt leaves with a smile on his face. With that done, Steven and Yamato look at each other with smiles as well.
Floating the debris in the ocean, most of the League are sulking for the failed mission, but Red Menace is the only one being positive.
Red Menace: Well, look at the bright side. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
Voltar: Oh, not in this scenario. Because with Zurg, lemonade turns back into plain-old, sour lemons!
Frogg: Shame. I could really go for some lemonade right now.
Red Menace: Well… how about some ice cream?
Then, Voltar bonks him on the head to shut him up.
Voltar: [peeved] Let's just get out of here already!
In the late afternoon, dinner is served with large Kraken remains served as fried calamari. Everyone is seated, including Ben who is on a wheelchair.
Ben: Fried calamari. Good choice.
Proto: Yeah, Godzilla ate as much as he could, so we decided to have the rest.
Yamato: It was all Steven's doing, and I just made the appetizers.
Steven: Please, try it, everyone. It's an old family's recipe.
Then, Yamato kisses Steven on the cheek, which makes him blush and shocked.
Yamato: A little reward for being such a sweetheart.
Cobalt: Alright, there's no need to just stare at the food. Everyone, dig in.
Taking his word, they feast on the fried Kraken parts, but Groot only eats seaweed like a salad.
Rex: Ain't this odd? I've swam with the Calamari on Dac, but now I'm eating calamari?
Crush-im: Yeah, it's funny when you think about stuff like that.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: No, none of us would have seaweed. But… do you think seaweed is something that fish smoke?
Saber: [laughs] I'd think so too! I'd want to see Spongebob do that with Patrick!
Cobalt: I really owe you for it, Proto. I know that you're Direwolf's aide, but I should've thought about bringing you along if I knew Davy Jones would be there.
Proto: Don't mention it. We've both part of the Major Squad after all.
However, Proto looks at Cobalt, and notices him being concerned about something.
Proto: Is there a problem?
Cobalt: I've just been wondering. Are we… siding the right crowd?
Proto: Oh, that? I overheard what Jones said. The guy's a heartless corpse with a tentacle beard. He doesn't know better than we do. You're the expert of Disney; you'd know who to trust.
Cobalt: Yes, but this battle with Zurg isn't coming clear to me. I find his interest in us most troublesome. I think for the time being we'd have to keep an eye on Dark Side activities, whenever they surfaced and learn from them.
In the Dark Side's HQ, Zurg sits on his throne to watch Billy and Davy Jones' defeats.
Computer: Deacon Billy Jenkins and Davy Jones have failed.
Zurg: That's only the first phase. Now that we've got Cobalt and his team there, the next one is to continue this fight at sea with Voltar leading our fleet into further battles. I want him distracted, while I turn on the prize.
Zurg throws a knife at the wall, which has a target and a photo of who he's after: Direwolf.
The End
