"Lightbulb!" engineer said. "what?" Soldier asked. "there's a boat! Right there by the shore!" Engineer runs to the boat but notices that the hull has a hole in it. "Darn, hey boys! Why don't you get your asses to work! I want you lot to find as much stuff as you can find!" as Engineer orders them they all do as told and start finding materials to fix the boat.

"Hey, overall! There's something you gotta see here!"

"Argh! Can't you see 'am busy here!" Engineer yells to Scout after getting his hand hammered by the makeshift hammer he found. "For once, Heavy think baby scout is right! Look, engineer!" Heavy yells after insulting physics by climbing the tower on the island. "Argh, fine!"

As engineer climbs the ladder, he curses about being stuck on an island with idiot teammates who won't leave him alone while he's trying to work. "damn nabit scout what did you - what in samhill are you two doing!" engineer shouts after seeing heavy and scout raiding the castle.

"What, you told us to find stuff and we found stuff!" scout says while holding a boot, about a dozen green glass bottles, and a record disk. "I meant stuff that could help with the boat! It's not like boots are gonna help!" engineer shouts pissed about Scout breaking his time machine, interrupting him while he was fixing the boat and being, well scout. "oh that makes sense. I was wondering why you would need all this crap." Scout says while dropping all the stuff, breaking all the bottles on impact.

"Why would I - ah never mind! Just find some wood or metal to fix the boat."

As Engi climbs down the ladder spy walks up to him. "Engineer. me sniper, and Demoman found a stack of wood by the shore. We think it might be useful for fixing the boat." spy says while directing him to the scrap heap. "Finally! At least some of us know how to follow orders, thanks, spy." But spy had already left, engineer and Demoman with the scrap heap. "well better get back to work." engineer starts working while everyone looks for scrap.

--Portorosso, 10 minutes earlier--

It was a normal day in Portorosso, normal until a huge explosion was heard, and a beam of light engulf the nearby island. " Santa pecorino! What was that?" a villager questions as the light starts disappearing. "I don't know, but we need to check later, but for now we must finish working."

Another villager states. Massimo who watched from the window of his house starts wondering what must have happened on the island.

"Alberto! Let's check the island tomorrow! I think something happened! " "Va bene, Papa!"

--Back at the island, 1 hour later. --

"Phew that was hard work! At least the boat is fixed! Now, the boat can only fit three at once so this is the plan, me, heavy, and Pyro will go first, cos it looks like Pyros not having a good time." Engineer gestures to Pyro whos in a curled position on the green grass. "And after that, I'll ride back and pick up Scout and Spy, and after them comes me, sniper, and demoman. And last but not least me, medic and soldier ok?" Nods and words of agreement come from the group of 7 men, not including engineer and Pyro. "good, now I want you to go through your pockets and search for lose cash." the mercs other than Pyro search for any money they can find. Luckily for them Mann.co gave each of them a bar or two of pure gold which meant they had about, 2 million euros.

"Phew thank Mann. Co for all this cash. " engineer sighs with relief.