St. Michael's Yuri Cafe
Pairing: Yuuna x Nanami
Genre: Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: I do not own Sono Hanabira or any of its characters.
Author's Note: So, it's based on my new favorite anime "Yuri is My Job". Of course, I'm not gonna copy the whole thing. It's just the fact that I love how the cafe functions and I want to do the same thing for Sono Hanabira. So, the main pair will be Yuuna x Nanami, as everyone loves. (Mai x Reo are overrated, sorry, Mai x Reo fans).
Enjoy~
Yuuna Matsubara has gathered everyone around the large dining room of Saint Michaels, everyone meaning a few of the Best Couples in the campus. Apparently, there has been some rumors going around about a cafe opening, but none have known about the details yet. That is until about a week later, they have been given the full announcement. Yuuna is the first to know about it, so she decided to gather some of the Best Couples, so they can hear about it, too.
"What was that?" Mai asks. "There is a Yuri Cafe that just opened a couple days ago?"
"Sponsored by St. Michael's itself," Yuuna replies with a finger held up. "All we need are some employees who will make this cafe happen. And that's where we come in."
The couples, Mai and Reo, Kaede and Sara, Eris and Shizuku and of course, Nanami and Yuuna are present in the room.
"What shall we do?" Shizuku asks.
"It's simple~" Yuuna says. "All we have to do is act like very elegant and noble maidens at the cafe like we do here at the school. We must let every customer know how we do things here at St. Michael's…and also…how we love each other~"
"W-w-w-wait, what!?" Reo jumps up off the chair, knocking it over. "Wait just a damn minute! We ALL have to be noble and elegant for the sake of the customers? And we have to love each other all the same!? Grosss!"
"We are the Best Couples, aren't we, Reo~?" Mai says. "Or are you not admitting it~?"
"It's not that!" Reo shouts. "Why do I have to be included in this madness!? All I want to do is just sit at home!"
"Well, Reo," Mai crosses her arms under her bosom. "If you don't participate, you aren't getting anything special tonight, especially no sex."
"Hey, that's not fair!" Reo whines.
Yuuna giggles. "Indeed. All of us have to participate in this. It's in order for St. Michael's to earn as much profit as we can. Plus that, think of it as part time jobs for all of us. We earn money as well. So it's a win-win situation for us~"
"I'm…wow, this is kind of unexpected," Shizuku says. "I mean, a Yuri Cafe of all places?"
"Of course, Shizuku~" Eris hugs her beautiful girlfriend. "We can show the customers how pretty we are as a couple! And how we talked about making love and-"
"Okay, okay, okay!" Shizuku shouts. "No need to give too much information!"
"I'm with Shizuku Kirishima on this one," Reo agrees. "I'm not cut out for this at all."
"Why don't you let Yuuna-san teach you, Reo~?" Mai says. "I mean, I would be kind of jealous, but on the other hand…I wouldn't mind if Yuuna-san were your big sister~"
"Wha!? N-n-no!" Reo flails her arms wildly. "Th-th-the only sister I look up to is…is…" She blushes heavily as she looks in Eris' direction.
The lovely pony-tailed blonde tilts her head, pointing her to herself. Reo gives a slow nod and turn away to hide her blush.
"Do we have a unanimous decision~?" Yuuna asks.
Kaede and Sara have yet to say their opinion on it.
"I-I don't know…" Kaede says. "I don't want to stand out-"
"That's BRILLIANT!" Sara jumps in front of her older cousin. "I can show the customers the OTHER Kaede-chan just as easy! No one will tell the difference~!"
"WHA!?" Kaede squeaks. "D-d-d-don't make decisions for me, Sara! Pleeeeassse!"
Yuuna giggles again. "Alright, so I guess it's been decided. We will start tomorrow after school to prepare ourselves. I can't wait to see you girls acting so elegant and cute. Ufufufu~!"
Everyone else nods. They are willing to participate in this wonderful event. Once the discussion is over, everyone is free to leave. All that is left are Yuuna and Nanami. The pig-tailed girl turns toward her older girlfriend.
"Yes~?" Yuuna cups a hand to her cheek.
"I don't know about you, but…can we really pull this off?" Nanami asks. "I mean, I try my best to act like a elegant lady here at the school. But do this at a Yuri Cafe? That's like some kind of test."
"Ufufu~" Yuuna approaches her small girlfriend and cups both hands to her cheeks. "I'm sure you will nail this thing. I will be there to guide you if you have any trouble."
"You really think so?" Nanami asks.
"I sure do~" Yuuna gives a smile. "We will show everyone what a lovely couple we are….and then some~"
"You mean…" Nanami deadpans, which makes Yuuna giggle again.
"Ara, you know exactly what I'm thinking, riiiight~?" the beautiful blonde says.
"N-n-no doing things to the extreme, okay!?" Nanami squeaks, flailing her arms wildly.
"Awww, Nanami's so scary~" Yuuna teases.
"I'm serious, Onee-sama!"
"So we cannot show everyone how we-"
"No we can't."
"You didn't let me finish!"
"I know what you're going to say, so no."
"Puuu. Nanami's no fun…!" Yuuna puffs out her cheeks in an adorable way.
Nanami cannot help but smile at the cuteness of her older girlfriend. This whole thing is very new to her, but at the same time, it'll be lots of fun since she's doing it with the other girls that she knows.
Next Day*
The girls are at the break room where the cafe is just across from where St. Michael's school is. The tables are set, so now all they have to do is change their uniforms. Something to show some elegance, to fit the theme for this cafe. Since the color red seems to be St. Michael's color, the tailor had to do minor adjustments to some of the spare uniforms that were hanging in the closet down in the basement. They are now wearing long sleeved, long frilly skirt versions of their original uniforms. Already, they are looking so fine and elegant.
Nanami looks down at her own uniform, admiring how it looks. Yuuna steps toward her kouhai, a smile on her face and a hand to her chin, admiring how Nanami looks in her uniform as a whole.
"Ufufu~" Yuuna's giggle snaps Nanami out of it and she turns toward the taller blonde. "As I thought, you look beautiful in it, Nanami~"
The pig-tailed girl blushes and fiddles with her long skirt. "Oh! Ummm…y-yeah. You look…dazzling in that uniform as well, Onee-sama."
"Why, thank you~" Yuuna says. "I'm sure we will work well together~"
"Um…about that," Nanami says. "How is this establishment going to work? There are so many of us and…who is managing this whole thing?"
"That would be me~" a playful, adult voice says from their right.
Both of the girls turn to an older blonde woman, wearing her usual black office lady outfit and she is holding a clipboard in hand. "I was the one who came up with this whole thing, so I am the manager of this Yuri Cafe~"
"Rena-sensei!?" Nanami squeaks.
"The one and only~" Rena winks. "And don't worry. The cafe itself is pretty large, so it will fit pretty much everybody. Some of us will work in the kitchen, of course. Others will do some cleaning and so on. I will be the one to assign the positions, okay~?"
"W-woooow…" Nanami cannot believe how this teacher can come up with something like this. It's absolutely insane, but also awesome at the same time.
Later*
When they finally open the cafe, the girls get to work. The ones who will be doing the orders are Yuuna, Nanami, Mai, Kaede, Shizuku and Eris. Sara and Reo are in charge of the kitchen, since they needed to learn how to cook for themselves. Rena will be the one to help them out.
The cafe is packed, full of girls and boys from all ages. And they are amazed on how this cafe is operating. They see that these girls are from the famous school, St. Michael's and the students are very well behaved and elegant. They admire how they are taking orders and interacting with their fellow employees.
But what really catches their attention is the one and only Yuuna Matsubara, who is like an idol to all. Not to mention, Shizuku is also an idol, seeing her magnificent beauty and Yamato Nadeshiko behavior showing. It's outstanding.
"Hello and welcome~" Yuuna says, holding a pen and notepad in hand. Her voice is like a caress to everyone's ears. Literally like an angel calling out to them. "This is St. Michael's Yuri Cafe. How may I take your order~?"
Nanami stares at her sempai with her eyes sparkling. Has Yuuna gotten any more beautiful than she already is? She could've sworn she is almost swooning. And speaking of beauty, Nanami notices the customers are swooning at the magnificence of Kaede, who has her hair loose from her usual single braid. Her glasses are removed as well. She is so breath-takingly BEAUTIFUL like this. And Kaede doesn't show her shyness whatsoever.
"Welcome to the Yuri Cafe of St. Michael's," Kaede says, her soft voice being beautiful as well. "May I take your order~?"
"She's…BEAUTIFUL!" the girls squeal excitedly.
"I wanna date her!" one of the boys cheer.
"She, Yuuna-sama and Shizuku-sama are so elegant and fine~!" another guy says.
Mai chuckles and walks up to Yuuna. "My, my, Yuuna-san. Looks like you grabbed everyone's attention. As expected of a school idol like you~"
"Oh, Mai-san~" Yuuna giggles, covering her mouth with her hand in an elegant manner. "You're teasing~"
"Shizuku is brilliant, too~" Eris says with a finger held up. Her high spirit attitude shall not be shown. She has to act elegant and refined as well. Since she's been with Shizuku a lot, she knows what to do. "To work with such a fine lady like her, I am happy to be by her side~"
"Ohhhh, woooow~!" some of the customers swoon.
"Eris-sama and Shizuku-sama are so gorgeous together~!" one girl says. "I ship them fully!"
"Oh, you're teasing~" Shizuku giggles. "We're just partners, side by side~"
"Ufufu, no need to be modest Shizuku," Eris says as she gently cups a hand to her cheek, leaning close. "I don't mind if everyone sees us as a couple. That is just fine with me."
"E-Eris-san…" Shizuku blushes and slightly turns her head away.
Nanami giggles at this funny little scene. Just then, someone calls for her.
"Hey, are you new here?" a guy asks.
"O-oh! Yes!" Nanami trots over toward a table for two. A man and a woman. "My name is Nanami Oda. I will be your server for today. How may I take your order~?" She does her best to smile and be as elegant as possible.
Yuuna looks over at her kouhai and sees that she's working hard as well. She gives a nod of approval and goes back to her customers to take their orders and then pass it to the kitchen.
Kitchen*
"Waaahhh!" Sara whines as she washes some dishes. "I wanna see Kaede-chaaaan! I wanna see her beauty and elegance! Not sit here washing dishes and cooking!"
"How does this even work?" Reo says as she stares at the pan and the carton of eggs at the side. A couple of eggs were on the pan, but they aren't even cracked yet. "The egg isn't even doing its job. Come on, crack already!"
Rena smiles nervously. "I thought I taught you the basics."
"Ugh, this stuff is hard!" Reo sighs in frustration. "Cooking an omelette is so much harder than studying for a test!"
"Hey, hey, hey, can I somehow help with that?" Sara turns away from the dishes to dry her hands and head over toward the stove. "You go wash dishes, Reo-chan. Surely that will be easy enough right?"
"I suppose so," Reo says quietly. She heads over toward the sink to wash a few dishes.
Sara proceeds to crack the eggs and stir them with a wooden spatula. "Kaede-chan taught me a few times how to make an omelette, so leave it to me~"
Rena nods and smiles. "Good for you." She looks up at the big screen where she has placed some cameras at certain areas, including the cafe itself. She smiles at the fact that everyone else is working well together without any trouble.
Cafe*
Nanami starts clearing one table, carrying empty glasses and plates when Yuuna steps toward the pig-tailed girl from behind and gently puts her hands on top of hers.
"Not like that, Nanami-chan~" Yuuna says softly. "You do it like so~"
Nanami blushes as she can feel Yuuna's soft blonde hair touch her cheek, leaning over to gently take the pig-tailed girl's hands to place them on the sides of the plate. Yuuna then takes the cup to safely place it on top and then take Nanami's hand to have it on the center of the plate.
"Do you see now, Nanami-chan~?" Yuuna gives the most beautiful smile possible
The crowd swoons at the performance from the blonde. Nanami is a blushing mess, but she knows she has to respond somehow. Without thinking, she turns around, carefully holding the plate and squeaks,
"Th-thank you….Onee-sama!"
Yuuna gasps at this, but then just smiles, putting her hands to her chest. "I always watch over my little sister whenever I can. To guide you to the fullest~"
"Woooow! Yuuna-sama and Nanami-chan are a perfect pair!"
"Are they actually sisters?"
"They could be. Look at how they are treating each other."
"I see that. They look amazing together~!"
Yuuna looks at Nanami with a warms smile. "Seems we are both idols of this cafe, Nanami. I'm proud of you~"
"Onee-sama…" Nanami swoons at the beauty of the older girl.
Later*
"Thanks for coming!" Yuuna and the rest say in unison, bowing to the last set of customers exiting the cafe.
"Now it's time to clean up and close up~" Yuuna clasps her hands together with a happy smile.
Eris sighs in relief and immediately hugs Shizuku tightly.
"Ohhhh, man! I can get used to thiiiiis~!" the blonde says, reverting back to her old ways. "Being with Shizuku to serve. Oh, that must be heaven!!"
"Eris, don't exaggerate," Shizuku says. "We are just here to do our jobs, that's all."
"And we did perfectly well," Mai says. "I'm happy that we got through our first day." She turns to Reo, who is grumbling. "Wow, Reo. You're kinda moody."
"W-well…it was…wasn't that hard, actually," Reo blushes.
"What was that about making omelettes being difficult again~?"
"Mai no baka! Don't rub it in!"
Kaede, who still has her hair loose, turns to her own lover, Sara. She pets her like a puppy. "Thank you so much for assisting Reo-san, Sara. You were a great help~"
"Ehehehe! Thanks Kaede-chan~" Sara giggles.
Rena walks in and smiles at the group. "Great work, everyone. Our first day is a hit. Get cleaned up and head home. We will be opening tomorrow, okay~?"
"Yes, ma'am!" The girls chorus.
Later*
That night, Yuuna and Nanami are on their way to Yuuna's home to spend the night. They hold hands, intertwining them as they walk along the sidewalk. They look up at the stars while walking and exchange looks, sharing some giggles.
"So…do you want to do this job again?" Yuuna asks.
"Oh, absolutely~!" Nanami says, happily. "I love acting like a elegant maiden!"
"That's the purpose of St. Michael's~" Yuuna giggles. "I'm very glad you are enjoying taking the job."
"That's because…I'm with you, Onee-sama~" Nanami links arms with her girlfriend.
Yuuna blushes, but then smiles, letting out a giggle. "Ufufu. Ara, Nanami. You sure are very honest~"
Nanami laughs. She and Yuuna stop for a moment to gaze into each other's eyes, just in the right spot to be under the full moon. The moonlight making their amazing features stand out. They lean in and share a passionate kiss. Nanami leans forward a little more, standing on her tip toes to reach Yuuna's lips more, deepening the kiss. Yuuna immediately accepts it, wrapping her arms around Nanami's tiny waist.
When they pull away to catch their breath, they share giggles and hold hands again.
I'm so excited…to go to this job again tomorrow~ Nanami thinks.