--Alkatraz, California --
In cell number 279 a man sits on his bed but unlike the other prisoners, he seems quite comfortable in his jail cell. He is Joseph Ludwig. Right next to his cell is cell number 280, inside is the pyro. What's strange is that the pyro isn't wearing a jail uniform, instead, it's wearing a full fireproof suit. Decorating its cell are rainbows and unicorns drawn on the wall. Medics wall on the other hand has blood stains all over it. Both of the former mercenaries have stayed in Alcatraz for over 20 years, medic has become quite used to this jail life. But Pyro isn't, despite the happy-looking environment the Pyro looks very sad, even with the mask on.
"oh don't be such a baby, we've been here for more than 20 years already, I would expect you to be used to this already." medic says to the pyro in an ensuring tone. "huuu, hu wsh hap whe whhud fo houp owf hish hase." "To be honest with you, I wish to get out of this place too. I haven't seen a dead body killed by me in twenty years." medic says, remembering 20 years ago when he and pyro were caught by the police after 5 years of running. "Prisoners 279 and 280, come with me please." "vhy?" medic asks the guard. "that's classified." the guard then opens the jail cells and walks them through the hallway. "Sorry to ask again. But vhere are you taking us?" just as medic stops talking the guard pulls out his mustache and is revealed to be Miss Pauling "Ssshhh, medic it's me, Miss Pauling. I'm busting you guys out." Just then a guard turns the corner and spots Miss Pauling and the inmates. "Halt! Where are you taking these prisone - Argh!" before the guard could finish his sentence, a bullet strikes his head. "phew that was a close call come on let's get you guys out. Of here." After escaping Alcatraz with just two guns, a rope, shovels, butter, and an inflatable raft they set sail.
--engineers ranch--
"phew! Well, that's the last of it. Thanks again heavy." "Nyet, it is my pleasure to help old friend." As soon as Heavy and Engineer finished repairing the porch that soldier destroyed, spy walked out to tell the two men about a car slowly approaching. "Gentlemen it seems Miss Pauling has returned with our old colleagues." Just as spy finishes his sentence Miss Pauling arrives with pyro and medic. "Doktor! It is good to see doktor and fire friend." heavy says, happy to see his old colleagues and friends. "howdy medic!" engineer joyfully greets his old friend. As soldier and Demoman walk in they see medic and pyro, but before they can greet them, Miss Pauling suddenly shouts "shit! I forgot about Scout and Sniper!" "Don't worry madam I already know where my idiotic son is." spy states. "Good so that just leaves sniper, where could he be?
--somewhere in the outback--
A fire a camper van and the wild, sniper's favorite setting, (other than a field of dead enemies). Sniper or mundy mundee was a professional assassin of the RED team, like spy. But unlike Spy, he preferred to stay far away from the target. When Sniper heard that the RED team could retire sniper was a bit relieved about it. He still missed it though, the way his targets dropped dead after a headshot. Those were the good old days. As sniper enjoys the peace, a bird more specifically a dove flies down beside him. "what's a pretty little bird like you doing here?" As Sniper finishes his sentence he notices a letter attached to its leg. He opens it and reads what it says.
Hello Sniper
It's me, Miss Pauling. It's been 60 years since we all saw each other and I just got a position you can't deny. I'm putting the team back together! Next, Friday I want you to meet us in [redacted]. Your old (and new) employer Miss Pauling.
"hehe. I wonder what is Miss Paulings calling us for?"