"Oh shut up spy!" Miss Pauling tells spy. After a few more minutes of arguing and driving they arrive at a small house at the edge of Boston near the water.
Spy knocks on the door hoping to see his son again.
No one answers.
Miss Pauling rings the doorbell
Still, no one answers.
"Umm hello? Scout? It's me, Miss Pauling!"
Suddenly, in a blink of an eye, the door opens revealing an old man about 78 years old. "Miss Pauling? It's you! Why do you look so young?" The old man coughs out those words like he hasn't talked in years. "Scout is that you?" Miss Pauling asks. "Yup. It's me alright! The scout baby!" The old man jumps a bit, but when landing, hurts his knee. "Aw, shit!" scout curses. "Scout why do you look so." Miss Pauling hesitates. "Old? Yeah, that's what I get for not taking Doc's experiments." Scout answers both Spy and Miss Pauling's questions.
You see before tf industries shut down medic had done some experiments on all the mercs and found that the bullets had hints of Australium in them, plus the teleporters would pause their aging, third, the respawn machine would rebuild their bodies into healthy bodies, free of any sickness. And finally, the ubërcharg would also make them immune to almost any disease, even after charging it would still make them resistant to most diseases.
But when medic and engineer calculated all of this, scout would age faster than any of them. Because of drinking too much Bonk, running away from bullets, and ubërcharges Scout just aged naturally.
"We can't have you like this!" Miss Pauling gestures to the old scout. "Yeah, unless Doc can break out of prison, make a new medi-gun and give me surgery to remove the Bonk then there's no hope for me." scout looks to the floor sad about dying so quickly.
Miss Pauling remembers that they do have medic and he does have a new medi-gun.
"That's it! Scout pack your bags!" Miss Pauling orders Scout, to which he complies.
--Back at Engineer's ranch--
After 30 hours of driving Miss Pauling, spy, and scout arrive back at the ranch.
"Umm, Miss Pauling, ye got an old man behind you." Demoman says pointing to old scout.
"Oh him? It's just scout."
"Fellas! It's me! The best thing ever your pal the scout!" Scout opens his arms like he's expecting a hug or something, but all he gets are grumbles.
"Medic I need you and engineer to make a reanimator, but make sure it's for young scout. Then I want you to shoot scout."
"What?" Scout asks. No one answers him tho.
--A few minutes later.--
Engineer and medic had completed the reanimator, now all they needed to do was shoot scout.
BAM!* With a flick of the trigger scout's body fell to the floor and the reanimator started doing its thing, but since it was partly made of wood it took about an hour to complete reviving Scout.
"what the hell was that crap!" scout now young again stood straight for the first time in 60 years.
"wait, I'm young again! Wooo! Yes! Thanks, doc!"
"My pleasure." Medic grumbles sarcastically, seeing his most annoying teammate back.
"Now since that's taken care of. Who's ready to go to another dimension?" Miss Pauling questions the mercs.
"What?" the 8 mercs not including spy all shout.
