"What?" The 8 mercs, not including spy, shout out.
"Yup, you heard me. We're going to another dimension!"
"As in like not Earth?" Scout asks Miss Pauling.
"Kinda. But first, we need to go to a town called Gravesfeild in Connecticut. So start packing your bags and loading your weapons!"
"But we don't have our weapons!" Scout states.
"YOU don't have your weapons, we do." Sniper tells Scout after all 8 of the mercs pull out their weapons.
"Don't worry boy, I can give you ma extra shotgun." Engineer says in his Texan accent.
"Thanks, overalls." Scout says while catching the shotgun Engi handed over to him.
As the mercs finish loading the trucks, Sniper pulls up with his camper van.
"Oi, you wankers! I got an extra car we can use!"
"Oh, good. So that means, six in Sniper's camper van. And three in Engi's truck." Miss Pauling directs the mercs into the two vehicles.
--29 hours later --
After 29 boring hours later the mercs arrived in the quiet and sleepy town of Gravesfeild.
"This isn't a war zone!" Soldier complains.
"You can say that again soldier." Miss Pauling scans the area.
"But the email said "Look for the house with a pink door with a star." but I can't see any house with a pink door or a star."
"Pink? That's a girl's color! I'm not working for a GIRL!" Soldier complains again.
Miss Pauling just looks at him. "Soldier, I'm a girl, the administrator was a girl!"
"Oh. Good point. Well, lead on commander!" Soldier says.
--30 minutes later--
"This has to be it! We knocked on every door!"
The mercs and Miss Pauling have been knocking on doors for 30 minutes already and all they got were awkward silence and people staring at them.
The last house, they pulled up on had a sign that said "sold to the Nocedas" on it and had a pink door with stars on it. The group of ten people were all hoping that this house would be it.
Just then before any of them could open the door an owl stepped out carrying a green piece of paper. The owl didn't notice them until it bumped into Miss Pauling.
It looked up and saw all of them. Trembling, the owl ran back into the door. But what caught the group's attention was that the inside of the house seemed to radiate light.
"So, who will go in the weird door first?" Scout asks the rest of the team. The only thing he gets in return is a shove.
"Aw, crap." those were Scout's last words before entering the portal.
--On the other side of the portal--
Scout wakes up to see a landscape of red trees and mountains that look like bones.
Just then the portal opens and Heavy's head pokeing out.
"Oh, baby Scout did not die." Heavy says with disappointment.
When Heavy's head goes back into the portal, the rest of the mercs pop out of the portal with dropped jaws and faces of wonder.
"So, you must be those humans I hired." A voice behind them says.
The mercs jump around to see a figure holding a staff.
"I'm Edalyn Clawthorne and welcome to the Boiling Isles!"
Authors notes:
Thank you to those 4 people who followed my crossover!
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