Episode 2. Mtv Cribs (skit)

The view of the Toontainment crib being zoomed in.

Specs:

5 bedrooms

3 bathrooms

Big ass backyard with water slides, a water fountain and jacuzzi

Woodcrest MD

Riley opens the door and introduced himself. "What up, what up, it's Young Reezy, welcome to our crib. Wipe yo feet before you walk in."

"Ok!" Junior said as he pans the camera down to his shoes and wipes the bottle of his shoes on the Toontainment rug.

"Nigga, you weren't supposed to do that, you're da camera man."

"Oh, sorry."

"Anyways, let check out our sixty inch tv." Junior pans the camera towards the tv and zooms in. "Dis is where we watch tv, play grand theft auto, and…Rallo?!" Riley called out. He saw Rallo watching a music video on BET jams, it's playing "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj. He is mesmerized by Nicki Minaj's twerking.

"My anaconda don't…

My anaconda don't…

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun"

"Rallo? RALLO?"

"WHAT??" Rallo shouted.

"We filming a skit, I gotta tell our subscribers about what we do on our tv." Riley explained.

"Oh, ok. Sup Cribz." Rallo said, waving to the camera while looking at the tv screen. "Yeah baby, I want your massive booty on my face right now."

Riley rolls his eyes and sighed. He walked towards the kitchen. "Anyways, dis is our kitchen, dis is where we get our grub on."

Caesar and Ron Ron are stuffing their faces with cheese sticks in the kitchen.

"Y'all nigga better save me sum." Said Riley.

Caesar peaks inside the pizza box and realizes that they ate up all cheese sticks. He quickly closed the box.

"Oh…um, sure no problem, reez." Caesar shrugged.

"Yup, mm hmm." Ron Ron added.

"Let's go upstairs to the bathrooms." Riley said as he and Junior went upstairs. "Ok y'all, let me show y'all the first bathroom." He said as he open the door and gestured inside. But he did it without looking inside, Bobby is on the toilet using it. Bobby looked at them shocked and mortified and tries to cover himself up.

"Hi Bobby!" Said junior. Riley's glare towards junior turned into shock when he mentioned Bobby's name.

"Bobby?!" He said as he turned his head quickly.

"Umm, hi…?!" Bobby said awkwardly.

"Aw SHIT! Sorry Bobby." He said as he quickly closed the door. "Let's just skip the bathrooms and go check out my dope master bedroom."

They went into Riley's bedroom, his bedroom is all black with a ceiling fan, his face and the big words "young reezy" graffitied on the wall. And he of course have his clothes, shoes, and socks everywhere.

Riley flopped on his bed. "Dis is where I listen to gangsta rap and catch my Zzzs. I graffitied my name and put my face on the wall because I run dis house and I'm a boss nigga."

"Let's go check out my favorite part of the house, the backyard." They go down stairs to the backyard, Junior pans the camera outside to view the jacuzzi, the huge water slides, and a huge swimming pool.

"Dis, is the best part of our crib, dis is where we chill and have fun." He said, walking towards the pool.

Bobby is relaxing in the jacuzzi, Caesar and Lil Ron Ron are playing in the pool, Rallo is with them, but he's in his floaty, and C-Murph is sliding down the slide into the pool. They waved to the camera.

"Well that's the end of Cribz, thanks for coming to our gangsta's paradise. Y'all wish you have a crib like dis, do ya? Well peace out Cribz!" Riley said as he put up the peace sign.

"Ok cut!" He said as junior stops recording.

"Our first skit is finally done y'all. I'm a grab me a cheese stick and upload this to our channel."

"But Riley, we ate all the chee…" Lil Ron Ron was about to say, but Caesar covered his mouth.

"Whachu say Ron?" Riley asked.

"Nothing, go ahead and...enjoy yourself?!" Caesar said nervously.

Riley went inside the house to the kitchen to grab a cheese stick, but when he opened the box, all the cheese stick were ate up and he became agitated.

"WHAT THE FUCK, Y'ALL NIGGAS ATE ALL THE CHEESE STICKS?!" He shouted.

"Oh...shit!" Said Ron Ron.

"You guys are so dead." Said C-Murph.

They quickly got out the pool to hide somewhere from Riley's cheese stick rage.

I'm sorry about this short chapter, I don't usually write a chapter with less than 1000 words.