The boiling isles, a beautiful world filled with wonder and magic, without signs of struggle and pain.
BAM!*
Never mind, screw this happiness and wonder let's go to this area of the boiling isles.
"Screaming eagles!" Soldier yells as he blows a huge chunk of goo from the huge deviant.
"YOU WIMPY MAGGOT! YOU EXPECT TO TAKE OVER THIS WORLD WITH JUST GOO? THINK AGAIN! SOLDIER IS HERE TO KICK YOUR BALLS! wherever they are."
The 9 mercs were blowing up this huge deviant to bits.
"zis is easier zhen I expected!" Medic says after healing Scout.
"Thanks, doc!" Scout thanks Medic before running off.
"These wankers are even more terrible than the robots!"
Sniper explains after throwing jarate at a smaller deviant.
Meanwhile, Luz and her friends are staring at all the damage the mercs and monsters are doing.
"Wow, where did you say these mercenaries were from?" Gus asks Eda.
Eda just watches the RED team butcher all the deviants.
Back at the main battle, the mercs are crushing it!
Goo and chunks of deviants rain from above.
--A few hours later--
"Phew! That vas eazy!" Medic says while wiping goo from his brow.
"So, is there a place where we can stay?" Scout asks.
No answer.
"That. Was."
"Amazing!" Gus, Amity, Hunter and Willow all say.
"Amazing? No! That was terrible!" Luz protests.
"Relax Luz! They got rid of the deviants right?" Eda says while ruffling the hair of Luz.
While they all talk, a purple Jeep pulls up beside the mercenaries. The driver is Miss Pauling.
"I see you got rid of the infestation." Miss Pauling says.
Miss Pauling walks up to Eda and raises her hand.
"Ahem, our pay?" Miss Pauling asks Eda.
"Oh, your pay! The mission isn't technically done yet sooo." Eda tells Miss Pauling.
"Wait so there are more goo things? Scout asks.
"Yes! And we need you guys to exterminate all of them!" Eda says.
Gus pats Eda on the shoulder.
"Umm Eda, you never introduced us to them yet." Gus tells Eda.
"Oh right! So owl crew this is the RED team, RED team this the owl crew!" Eda introduces them to each other.
"Greetings, ladies and gentlemen I am, The Spy."
"Здравствуйте, I am heavy weapons guy, but you can call me Heavy."
"Was, up! I'm the Scout! The hottest of the group and the best!"
"Hallo! I am ze Medic! I look forward to experimenting and testing ze amazing creatures of zis world!"
"Howdy partners! I'm the Engineer, the smartest and most practical of the group." Engineer says while getting grumbles from Scout.
"Hudda Hudda hudda! Hm hph hvyo!" Pyro introduces itself.
"I'm the Sniper, a deadly but professional assassin."
"Oi! Am da Demoman! Expert at demolitions and the drunk Scottish Cyclops!"
"Attention! Soldier reporting for duty! I fight for democracy, freedom, and America!"
After the mercs introduced themselves the owl crew began their introductions.
"Gus Porter, at your service!"
"Willow Park! I'm so excited to train with you! If it's ok."
The mercs nod. Also a bit excited to train the younger students.
"Hunter Wittebane, pleased to meet you." Hunter shakes the hand of Sniper.
"Amity Blight Noceda. Explorer and wife of Luz Noceda." Amity explains.
"Luz, Luz Noceda. Guardian of the Isles." Luz introduces herself, still wary of the newcomers.
"OK now that that's settled! Let's go look for a place where you guys can stay."
Author's notes.
If any of you are wondering, in this crossover Luz and Amity are 38, wich makes Willow also 38, Gus is 36 and Hunter is 40.
The year this is set in is 2044.
Lets all just asume after the events of the comics in tf2, the mercs still kept working for tf industries, until 1984.