--Bonesborough--
The Boiling Isles is a strange place, as in a really strange place. But something worth noting was 9 humans walking through the magical town.
"Holy Mary mother of Joseph!" Soldier exclaims after seeing a cactus guy eat an eyeball ice cream.
"zis will be an interesting trip!" Medic giggles, excited about all the new creatures he can experiment on.
"So vere are ve going to, Miss Edalyn?" Spy asks Eda.
"Don't worry Fany pants! I know exactly where we can go!"
Eda and the group all arrive at a purple-goo-looking building.
Inside, a man sits taking a nap near the door.
"Wake up Greg! I got some guests that need 3 rooms." Eda gestures to the mercenaries.
"Eh? Are these those human mercenaries that ye hired?" The witch, known as Greg said.
"Yup! And they are professionals!" Eda gestures to the mercs, while Soldier picks his nose, Heavy eats a sandvich, Scout scratches his butt and Pyro burns a butterfly.
"Eh, alright. Come on in guys! I'll send you the check, Eda."
--Later--
"Well, gentlemen. Why don't we go sightseeing after we all get adjusted?" Spy asks his team.
"I would like zat, yes!" Medic says while planning how he can kidnap a witch or demon.
--later (again)--
After the mercs finished unpacking all their stuff (besides their guns) they all went downstairs and got a brochure about the boiling isles.
They all voted on two places, Hexside or the old castle.
"I say da old castle!"
"Nein! I would much rather prefer going to ze school!"
"May I make a suggestion? Why don't we go to the school first and then the castle?" Spy suggests.
"Eh, at least to get te see da castle."
"Yes! Danke Spy." Medic thanks.
"Well then let's go!"
And so the mercs head out.
--Front of Hexside--
The former principal, Hieronymus Bump, was sitting outside Hexside gardening when 9 shadows loomed over him.
"Excuse me but, iz zis Hexside?" One of the figures asks in an accent Bumb did not recognize.
"Umm, yes?" Bump says.
The figures, now visible, are revealed to be the mercs.
"Oh, Danke! My name iz Medic by the way, and zis is my team. We were hired by Ze Owl Lady."
"Oh, Eda! She must have hired you to exterminate those devices that attacked the school!" Bump says.
"But know Eda, she probably hired them because they are lunatics. " Bump thinks to himself.
"So, may we enter zis beautiful school?" Medic says, a bit impatient.
"Oh! Of course! But please don't destroy or harm the school and students." Bump tells them.
"Oh." Medic says disappointed.
As the mercs go into the school a figure watches them.
"Wua hahaha! Hoot!"